I love punny business names

[pokerfan]

Like 'Curl Up & Dye' and the 'Lumbar Yard'

Here are fifty good ones:
http://www.uniquescoop.com/2009/09/50-best-pun-stores.h...

[rockymountaindem]

1. I saw a port-a-potty one time that said "Super Bowl Portable Toilets"

I saw that driving on I-25 outside of Denver as it was being towed around on a truck. Good thing I wasn't behind the wheel because I cracked up for a good few minutes.

[pokerfan]

3. Especially considering that it may have been accidental

Unless the lettering made it obvious somehow.

[cyberswede]

8. "We're number one in the number two business"

That's a tagline on the trucks of a port-a-potty company I see driving around locally.

[Red State Rebel]

9. Local Porta Potty business: "We want your stinking business!"

[Richardo]

2. My favorite is fictional: The gun shop in The Simpsons

"Bloodbath and Beyond"

[pokerfan]

4. Lots of good ones from The Simpsons

Abercrombie & Rich
Alternative Knifestyles
Baby Seal Beach
Bed, Bath & Baha'i
Boris Kar Loft
Call Me Delish-mael
Dizz Nee Land
Fab Abs
The Frying Dutchman
Java the Hut
J.R.R. Toykins
King Toots
Lap Dancing (Lapland)
Paté LaBelle
The Perm Bank
Snippy Longstockings
The Spaghetti Laboratory
The Spuce Caboose
Teenage Pasteland
Turn Your Head and Coif
Up, Up and Buffet
Whiskey a God God
Yuckingham Palace Comedy Club

[datasuspect]

13. The Texas Cheesecake Depository

A Tern for the Wurst

[gmoney]

17. The Vast Waistband (men's big and tall clothing)

I Can't Believe it's a Law Firm
Bloodbath and Beyond (gun store)

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. Then you would love some of the gay bars in San Francisco

The tool box
The cocks in

those are the only ones I can remember but I'm sure there are more.

[pokerfan]

6. LOL

Wouldn't that be "The Cocks Inn?"

[armyowalgreens]

12. We have a gay bar downtown called Dicks.

[datasuspect]

14. they got "The Manhole" in chicago.

[Rosie1223]

7. My hair salon is called "The Cutting Edge"

[pokerfan]

10. What is it with salons and puns?

Examples:

Ali Barber
American Hair Lines
Best Little Hair House
Choice Cuts
Clip Joint
Clippity Do Da
Cliptomania
Comb One Comb All
Combing Attractions
A Cut Above
Cut Me Loose
Cutter Shark
Dye Hard
The Hair-After
From Hair To Eternity
The Greatful Head
Hair & Now
Hair & There
Hair Apparent
Hairforce One
Hair Loom
Hairitage
Hair O’ Dome
Hair-O-Dynamics
Hairoscope
Hair of Respectability
The Hair Port
The Hairtaker
Hair To Stay
Hair We Are
Hairs Johnny
Hairloom
Hair-Riffic
Hairs To You
Hairway To Heaven
Heads Up
Heads You Win
His and Hairs
Homecombing Queen
Julius Scissor
Locks of Luck
The Locks Smith
Loose Ends
Making Waves
The Mane Attraction
Peter’s Mane Concern
Mane Event
The Mane Man
Mane Street
The Million Hairs
Miss Tress
Now Hair This
Parting Ways
Shear Delight
Shear Happiness
Shear Joy
ShearLocks Home
Shear Luck
Shears To You
Soul Scissors
Upper Cuts
Wave Hello
Well-Comb All
Yankee Clipper

[XemaSab]

16. The salon in Scotia, California, which is one of the last company towns in the US:

"The Selective Cut."

[supernova]

11. Chapel Hill bar called "He's Not Here!"

[pokerfan]

20. Bar here is called 'My Office'

As in, "If you need me, I'll be in My Office."

[Godhumor]

15. Local Yarn shop here is called...

Have Ewe Any Wool?

Edit for website:

http://www.haveeweanywoolyarnshop.com/

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. My best friend and I fantasize about owning a restaurant. The other

day she told me that she wanted to name it Paradise. Ok, says I. (thinking I would like Eden, better) then she says...you know so everyone can have a cheeseburger in Paradise.





























maybe we can decorate with the pair of dice

[madeline_con]

19. Local well digger's slogan: "Your hole is our goal." n/t