Anyone happen to notice my post count?

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I think I'm almost close to the 1000 barrier, where I will from that point meld into the ethereal DU mindosphere of +1000 posters. This will mean nothing, but I am extremely bored tonight.

But my challenge stands. Make my day. Make me hit 1000!

[HopeHoops]

1. What is the air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?

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3. There are many variables that can't be answered in the equation!

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2. Did this involve Grandma's stash?

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5. God Bless Grandma!!!!

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4. Do FOX talking heads have souls?

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I've not seen evidence yet. That doesn't mean they don't.

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6. Do you like green eggs and SPAM?

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SPAM! It's the best ????? in the world!!!!

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7. What about "Feeling Groovy"?

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10. Never really did. (and I've done quite a range of drugs)

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8. Why aren't there more movies about psycho gnome axe murderers?

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12. You've got to write a screen play! I'll back you 1000%!

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9. If I copycat the OP of a thread, will it eff up the space-time continuum? nt

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14. Stab at it man - what the f'in hell?

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11. When are the Republicans going to come clean, be honest, and just start using the word they mean?

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18. STUMPED!!

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20. Hint: (it is racist)

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34. Ah yes. The communist, socialist, nazi, stalinist, anarchist problem.

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13. How about "Five hundred men go out on a ship for six months. What do you get back?"

250 couples come back.

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19. RAHAAAA!!!

[Arugula Latte]

22. Seamen?

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29. Caught you!

[bigwillq]

15. What did you have for supper?

If you didn't eat the night meal yet, what did you have for lunch?

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21. tomatoes and mushrooms with an avocado garnish

[bigwillq]

24. What kind of car do you drive?

If you don't drive a car, what kind of car would you want?

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31. I proudly drive a Prius.

[bigwillq]

41. What is your fave book? (nt)

[bigwillq]

42. What is your fave book? (nt)

[HopeHoops]

16. So the pharmacy just says "Oops, sorry. I hate when that happens."

No wonder my pee was green.

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23. I hate it when that happens! My semen is bright RED!

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17. Can I have mine with spinach alfredo dip?

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26. If you still have an appetite!

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25. Do bluebirds taste like blueberries?

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27. Who told you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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28. What color food tastes best?

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32. flesh

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36. Okay, with you on that one.

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38. Thought you'd left me buddy.

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30. Beer: Not just for breakfast anymore.

Mid-morning snack is good too.

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33. I love to drink a 6er of Pabst at 7am. I don't know why.

[HopeHoops]

35. Um...

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39. You don't know what yer missin - really!

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37. Left me hanging at 994. Oh well, it was still real gooood!!

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40. Well, thank you all. Made it to 997. Tomorrow will be a great day!

[clixtox]

44. 1000 posts in a little less than a year!

What does that mean?

Should you be proud, or embarrassed?

At my rate of posting on DU it will be quite awhile before I get my count up to a thousand posts.

The quality of the contributions proffered by DUers is what I appreciate, regardless of the post count.

[TK421]

43. You like Pabst...I shouldn't even respond to you but your count will go to

or exceed 1000...just because of the hate messages you will have to endure.....heathen