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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 04:58 PM
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Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
Source: Metro UK

A cult leader in Papua New Guinea fled naked into the jungle after being confronted by police over allegations that he'd forced followers to have sex in public, with the promise that it would boost the banana harvest.

The man, identified as Thomas Peli, told his followers that the banana harvest would increase every time they had sex in public, according to the Parpua New Guinea Post-Courier - and he reinforced his demands for public fornication with threats of violence.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Naked_banana_...



I just planted new raspberry bushes in the back yard.

Think it will help?
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Sub Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:00 PM
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1. BEST.THREAD.TITLE.EVAH
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:14 PM
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26. I still like one rug did last spring:
"A man in a tower is fomenting a riot in GD" :hi:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:00 PM
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2. I imagine he'll file a peel
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:49 PM
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22. Thanks a bunch for that.
Or were you just pudding us on?
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:00 PM
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3. The banana dude just split. n/t
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:00 PM
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4. Anything for the sake of harvest!
Can it be under the moonlight? Is the backyard "public" enough?
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:02 PM
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5. prudes
The enforced public sex has been going on for three or four months, according to witnesses. Several times, naked people have been seen trying to enter a nearby mining area, but have been stopped because of a policy against allowing naked people to walk round the mine.
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WriteDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:03 PM
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6. All this needs is Olive Garden, breast feeding, and pit bulls. nt
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:18 PM
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10. I get the breast feeding and pit bull thing, but what's the deal with Olive Garden?
Is it that contentious a subject here?
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WriteDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:22 PM
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13. Search DU
Its one of the legendary threads.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:45 PM
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18. This is the thread... read it and weep.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 06:18 PM
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20. Didn't look real contentious to me.
There were a couple comments in there about "WAAGGGGHHH DON'T TELL OTHER PEOPLE THEY HAVE SHITTY TASTE", but otherwise it was much less violent than a thread on pit bulls, or breast feeding, or even PETA.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:12 PM
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7. Is that a banana up there in that tree or...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:12 PM
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8. I don't get it - what's the problem?
Is that a banana in your pocket...
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:53 PM
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23. The harvest will fail unless the bananas grow.
:eyes:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:17 PM
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9. I...just...what the heck?
Proof positive Earthlings are stupid and easily swayed by fast talkers.
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:18 PM
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11. How 'bout a nice, soft bed of strawberries instead? n/t
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daleo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:19 PM
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12. So was the banana harvest improved?
The bananas really should have been blindfolded, though, in the name of proper scientific protocol.
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greiner3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:30 PM
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14. Having sex in public;
There's a banana involved; I'd rather not know any more details.
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rd_kent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:32 PM
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15. Sex in public to boost the banana harvest is just a plausible as praying for rain.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 06:01 PM
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19. Or, in the case of Charlie Crist....
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/08/charlie_...

Charlie Crist Single Handedly Saves Florida From Hurricanes Through Prayer
By Kyle Munzenrieder
Friday, Aug. 21 2009 @ 4:06PM


You know why we haven't had a major hurricane in quite some time? Because Gov. Charlie Crist gets down on his knees. :rofl:

Crist left a payer note on the Western Wall in Jerusalem in 2007 while on a trade mission that read, "Dear God, please protect our Florida from storms and other difficulties. Charlie."

Last year, he left the note-leaving duties to Democratic State Sen. Nan Rich (because apparently Florida's new "a whim and a prayer" hurricane prevention program has support across the aisle). This year he gave the note to a friend.

It seems, except for some severe flooding caused by last year's Tropical Storm Fay, Crist might actually be on to something here.


Or here's another perspective on Charlie's cronyistic relationship with God...

Did Charlie Crists prayer kill a 7-year-old girl?

Does the law of unintended consequences extend into the realm of prayer? If so, we might hold Florida Governor Charlie Crist personally responsible for the recent death of a 7-year-old New York girl who was swept from the rocks in Maine while admiring the heavy surf caused by Hurricane Bill. Crist, you see, credits notes he placed in Jerusalems Western Wallrequests to the Almighty that Florida be spared His wrath of wind and rainfor the conspicuous lack of hurricane activity to befall Florida since he was elected.

So, maybe God decided to spare the state from hurricanes. But, perhaps, as a way to keep the world in balance, He decided to unleash the real estate crash on Florida in exchange. And what with the invisible wall of protection in place, those hurricanes have turned away just like Crist hoped they would. The most recent skirted the U.S. coastline, before brushing up against the state of Maine, where a 7-year-old girl was taken by her parents to watch monster waves at Thunder Hole. Were it not for Crists extraordinary connection with God, one could argue, that girl might still be alive today.

Before Crist employs his monkeys paw wishes next time, he might consider Newtons Third Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:36 PM
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16. Not again!
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:40 PM
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17. Where do I go to sign up for the Naked banana sex cult
I want to do my part to boost the banana harvest.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 07:09 PM
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21. Hmm, I was wondering where LeftyFingerPop has been...
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 07:10 PM by BuelahWitch
Now it's all clear. ;-)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:58 PM
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24. .....


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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:13 PM
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25. I found my new calling
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EndersDame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:45 PM
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27. Did the police violate his religous freedom?
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 09:45 PM by EndersDame
Damn commie fascists at least here in good ol' merica a man has a right to hold his bananas, sacred.
:rofl:
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:16 PM
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28. Hmm, so Chiquita has a new spokesman.
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:55 PM
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29. Making whoopie in public causes bigger bananas!!!!..
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (so someone had to say it ok?)
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:57 PM
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30. My favorite part...
When three police officers contacted Peli at his house, the cult leader emerged naked, and fled into the bush with seven of his followers - using two of his wives as human shields when the police fired warning shots.
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