Woo Hoo - I won the Mega Millions

[abumbyanyothername]

$2. Had the mega ball.

At least I get to cash a ticket.

[BooBluePotion]

1. Shit

I forgot to play.

Anyway Congrats I know its fun to win anything from that game

[Douglas Carpenter]

2. I trust you will be making a very generous contribution to Democratic Underground?

I have read that when someone wins the lottery, a lot of friends and family suddenly start leaning on them. It might be best to try your best to minimize who knows - to the extent that it is possible.

[katanalori]

3. joke?

did you see the punch line? OP "won" two bucks.

[LisaL]

4. Hell if he donates 50% of his winnings, DU gets a whole 1$.

[abumbyanyothername]

5. Actually 50% of my winnings is

50 cents. The ticket cost a dollar.

[demwing]

6. No, the winnings were $2

the net profits were $1. Why are you trying to cheat DU? Do you hate our troops, you commie pinko socialist fascist? You hate them. Oh Yes, you do.

[Merlot]

9. Money changes people.

[Douglas Carpenter]

7. well, better than nothing!

[Liberal_in_LA]

14. I suggest he/she get a financial advisor. Invest that $2

[mamaleah]

8. $2 can buy you another play. :)

I think it can...maybe not. But better than nothing.

Congratulations!

[orleans]

10. i remember someone here who won the lottery--seriously

around half a million or something

they got tombstoned.

maybe not for that, but....

you might want to consider donating some of those big pennies you took in ...

just saying.

[seattle_blue]

11. Congratulations!!!!

What would be the first thing you would've done if you hit the big one???

[abumbyanyothername]

13. #1 Pay off the mortgage

#2 Set up a trust to pay the last 20 months of my child support.

Then I am free, free, free!

[kentauros]

15. Free?!

No, you's espensive

I suspect, though, that had you won the big one, we'd likely not have heard from you for a while

[Wilms]

12. Hey Uncle abumbyanyothername!!!

It's your long lost nephew, Wilms!