Do you know anyone whose cell phone has a particularly annoying or funny ring?

[Louisiana1976]

What is it?

I used to work with a couple of people whose cell had the exact same ringtone: an annoying automated voice saying "You have an incoming call" over and over until the phone is answered.

[B3Nut]

1. Mine. Bedtime Stories.

:D

ring. ring ring. Ring Ring. RING RING. RING RING RING RIIING! RING RING RING...RING RING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!

[HopeHoops]

2. "I'm trying to think but nothing happens." - Curley

That's funny.

[guitar man]

3. I have a few rings

I've customized ringtones using music clips and imported them via bluetooth so I have different rings for my frequent callers I can identify them with. My wife did her own ringtone and put it in my phone when I wasn't looking. I was a little surprised the first time I heard Sir Mix A Lot rapping "I like big butts and I cannot lie" when she called me. :rofl:

[Courtesy Flush]

4. Almost all of them n/t

[madinmaryland]

5. All cell phone rings are annoying. nt

[hippywife]

8. Hey! You took my response!

:rofl: :hi:

[armyowalgreens]

6. My friends went off in class... "I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIS!!!!!!'

"I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME!!!"

Right in the middle of Government.

[Ikonoklast]

7. My buddy has one that says

"Asshole calling! There's an asshole on the other end of the line, so hurry up and talk to the big asshole!"

Annoying is putting it mildly.

[owlsayswoot]

9. Does our own count?

I've got mine set to the Wonderpets song-which side of the cute/annoying line it's on is up to debate, of course-so I can pick it out in a campus full of cookie cutter pop and country ringtones. Worked like a charm, til my best friend decided to do the same...must have been revenge. XD

[orleans]

15. wonderpets! that's funny

that show is hypnotic--so bad i can't turn away

welcome to du.

[darkstar3]

10. I had a friend whose cellphone was unbearably loud

and his ringtone? The chorus to "Crazy Bitch."

I can't believe this man is married...

[iris27]

24. Wait, who was that? I must

have blocked that out of my memory.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. anything other than the standard ring annoys the hell out of me.

phones annoy me. (period) Most sounds annoy me. My ears (I think)are getting more sensitive to sound the older I get. weird, huh.

[EndersDame]

12. My is the theme song from Star Trek : The Next Generation

when I get a text Mr. Worf says "captain incoming message"

[krispos42]

16. I tried to do the bosun's whistle for text messages...

...but my phone won't let me customize those. I'm stuck with the generic beeps. :-(

[Grey]

13. I really liked the one that went off during Obama's

press conference. A Duck Quaking..... So cute.

[Iggo]

14. Everyone's but mine. (n/t).

[Angel]

17. A loud air horn sound

very annoying. Mine range from anyone calling using the ring, ring ring, rinnnnnng ringggggggggg tone. To my sons voice saying "Yo Mom, it's your son". My daughters voice saying "Hello Mother" to a very soft song of Something Sexy 'Bout The Rain. Nothing louder than what I can hear coming from my pant pocket. I can hear it ring,everyone doesn't have to.

[Spider Jerusalem]

18. .....................

[darkstar3]

20. I was wondering how long it would take for that to show up.

Loved it when I first saw it, love it now.

[kentauros]

19. If I ever upgrade to a better phone

I'll likely get one where I can make my own and use some of the wavs from this place:

Phone Recording Archive :D

[Flaxbee]

21. mine is frogs, crickets and a bit of hillbilly m usic all blended together

it cracks me the hell up. It's also rather quiet, so as soon as I hear crickets and frogs I can answer it... I don't like music snippets, or loud noises.

It is embarrassing, however, when I'm in a meeting, have forgotten to turn the phone off, and then my purse starts chirping. Usually gets a few chuckles, though. :D

[bif]

22. Mine: "KICK OUT THE JAMS!"

It never fails to scare the crap out of me. I need to change it.

[Inchworm]

23. The two I rotate get a few laughs

Sanford and Son Theme song

and

Dueling Banjos

I'm a hillbilly, I guess, and have you seen my car?!?

:rofl:

[iris27]

25. My SIL has some sort of drunken smurf ringtone that's strangely hilarious.

I don't even know what it's saying, but it just rambles on in this chipmunk-esque voice, and never fails to make me laugh so hard I snort.

She has another that my brother's ex-girlfriend also had, which was cute at first but got annoying REALLY quick: a high-pitched little voice saying "Let me out! I'm stuck in your pocket!"

[tilsammans]

26. Hellooooooooooooooooooooo, Moto!

Guy in the office. Of course, the phone rang every five minutes at top volume. :grr:

[GOPisEvil]

27. "Dinkle, donkle, dinkle, donkle someone's calling you - collect!"

Damned Robert Goulet.

[KansDem]

28. here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_qy_tuaJGI

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Yes- every person who has a "ringtone" other than a moderate beep

that includes songs, loud beeps, car alarm-like signals, and so forth.

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Oh - and everyone lacking the common courtesy to put the phone on vibrate when around others