Is beer drinking?

[mix]

Poll question: Is beer drinking?

[pokerfan]

1. Switch to Beer

My Uncle Jack fell from his ladder
Drunk as a skunk at his work one day
Broke his back, bruised his bladder
Switched to beer, now he’s okay!

Senator Flynn was totally smashed
Picked up a hooker on the street one day
The cops gave chase, he swerved and crashed
Switched to beer now he’s okay

How do you get your head to clear?
Switch to beer, switch to beer
You don’t have to go to AA
Switch to beer you’ll be okay

Father McFeely said a sorry mass
Three sheets to the wind at his church one day
Pinched an altar boy on the ass
Didn’t switch to beer, just moved away

Some tart broke my heart and set me free
So I drank straight Gin for a year one day
Woke up in a re-hab facility
I switched to beer, now I’m okay

You can party on, so have no fear
Switch to beer, switch to beer
Stay away from the hard stuff
Switch to beer, it’s strong enough

How do you get your head to clear?
Switch to beer, switch to beer
You don’t have to go to AA
Switch to beer, you’ll be okay
Switch to beer, you’ll be okay

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Not tonight. Beer is the designated driver.

[Kali]

3. no but the piano has been

:hi:

[kentauros]

4. Does Bender bend?

Yes, if there's significant alcohol content, it's "drinking" ;)

[leeroysphitz]

5. I pray to the four winds.

[mix]

7. the 4 strong winds ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvXTsupAP4

[AllenVanAllen]

6. It sounds like a drinking song

but it's not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV938U4Y96w

[Quantess]

8. Drinkin' your beer....

[Brother Buzz]

9. Mickey Mantle and his liver disagreed

His liver won; beer is drinking