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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 12:45 PM
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Seriously evil ways to get revenge on an ex...
Her:
Hire a young man to approach her as she boards an elevator with a bunch of coworkers, hand her a huge vibrator and say "This dropped out of your purse when you stood up back there. You don't want to lose that!" and walk away.

Him:
Hire a young woman to dress like a store clerk, with a name badge, and approach him as he meets people for lunch (should include at least one woman), hand him a stack of three or four REALLY sick XXX porn magazines and say "You forgot to take your purchase with you. Sorry, I didn't have time to bring a bag." and leave.

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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 01:21 PM
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1. remind me to never get on your bad side...
but I like the way you think.

I find the best revenge is to just enjoy life more without them.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 02:05 PM
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2. (It is still fun to think about it)
:evilgrin:
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cherish44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 02:12 PM
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3. Put dead fish in the hubcaps of his Midlife Crisis Chick Magnet aka new sports car
It'll smell vile and they'll never know where it's coming from ....and for some reason, his young-enough-to-be-his-daughter date will more often than not, refuse to ride it in.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 02:20 PM
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4. or, if you really want to be evil
put some poison ivy all over the door handles.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 02:26 PM
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5. I usually just chop off her head and mail it to her parents, but yours are good, too.
No, really. Good ideas.

Amateurish, but good. :P

:rofl:

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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 04:56 PM
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10. ...
:rofl:
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 02:49 PM
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6. stayed married so that the torture continues
become the gift that keeps on giving
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 02:52 PM
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7. Here's an evil one.
Get some custom bumper stickers made that say things like "I heart KKK" or "Honk if you love NAMBLA" and plaster them all over the offending party's car.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 03:01 PM
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8. #2 could backfire if he starts asking...
..."Really, where is your store? There are none in this office? How did you know to find me here?"
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 04:46 PM
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9. I didn't like this one...but my sister did it....
before she moved out, and the divorce was final, while the STBE was a work she took his toothbrush and swirled it in the toilet.

BTW, he is seriously OCD about germs and stuff. Like, when we'd come to visit, if you used the bathroom he'd go in and clean it afterwards.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 05:02 PM
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11. Have STBE sign the "uncontested divorce" papers
while saying, "be prepared, you will be allowed to argue your case when we go in front of the judge."

It was quite amusing when she tried to pose an argument... not realizing that by signing papers and waiting the year she was really dissolving with no argument.

True story.

Ok.. so.. I'm evil. One of the best days of my life though :P

:blush:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-10-09 05:09 PM
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12. You are a master of revenge
Welcome to the club
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