How many cups of coffee is too many at one sitting?

[Deja Q]

I usually drink 4, laced with spenda-fortified chocolate and hazelnut compounds, one cup of non-dairy creamer to add thickness, and topped with a small dollop of nonfat whipped cream because it's impossible to cheat out of sugar entirely.

Tomorrow I'm aiming for 6. Without the whipped cream.

[Bucky]

1. If, when you pee it out, it looks like this....

You've had too much...

[Deja Q]

2. A reenactment of the 1929 economic collapse? SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[kentauros]

11. Ah, the great molasses flood of 1919!

I don't remember that image, but there was a cool comicbook put out some years back that covered all sorts of murders, catastrophes and disasters. This one was covered in "Murder Can Be Fun" #11 :D

[Karl Heinrich]

3. How big are the cups?

[Deja Q]

5. 8oz

[Karl Heinrich]

6. Then 10 or 12 I imagine,

although you probably won't be "sitting" the entire time.

[Moondog]

4. When you shoot sparks from your fingertips as you pass by metal objects. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. You've had enough when you start vibrating so hard

that the windows rattle and small items fall to the floor. But you won't be sitting very long. Caffeine makes you pee.

[rrneck]

8. Depends on how long you can keep sitting. nt

[kayakjohnny]

9. When you sound like this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeK5ZjtpO-M

[Skittles]

10. you want I should kick yur caffiene-addicted ass, Deja Q?

yes INDEED

[kentauros]

12. Have a Turkish coffee instead.

You should only need one.

I had a Greek coffee over the weekend (sweetened) and the last tablespoon or so looks literally like mud. You don't drink that part, unless you like chewing coffee grounds :P

I was up all hours that night.

[HopeHoops]

13. If your testicles are dancing the tango on the table and you don't mind, that's too many.

If you DO mind, have another cup.

[pokerfan]

14. Define 'cup'

Is a cup really eight ounces or is it what my coffee maker says which is about about four ounces? Twelve cups my ass! Anyway, I drink about two 16oz mugs per day:



(I hate Starbucks but I like their mugs.)

[av8rdave]

15. I try to cut it off at 15

[sarge43]

16. When you start thinking that you need to replace the house roof all by yourself --

like right now.

[yellowcanine]

17. If your heart starts fibrillating it is time to stop.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. 2 cups per sitting is enough. You ADDICT

:P