What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[BurtWorm]

No-eye deer.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
























Still no-eye deer.

[gmoney]

1. what do you call a deer with no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

[NNadir]

2. OK, here are some really, really, really bad ones:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs thrown in the ocean?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs being used as a crowbar to open a door?

Jimmy.

[gmoney]

7. Or the waterskiing guy...

Skip

[BurtWorm]

8. Or the guy with no arms, no legs and half a torso...

Les

[Doc_Technical]

13. The guy with no arms, no legs in a mailbox

Bill

[begin_within]

10. What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg?

Irene.

[BurtWorm]

12. What do you call a man with no legs or arms sitting in a hot tub?

Stu

[Brother Buzz]

15. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

[Throd]

3. Como se llama una mujer sin piernas?

Consuelo.

[petronius]

16. If that means what I think it does, you are very very bad...

:o

[rrneck]

4. This one'll get me cussed.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing. He won't come when you call him anyway.

[qb]

5. Thanks - I can always use some groaners to keep my kids entertained.

:hi:

[GCP]

6. What do you a deer with no legs, no eyes and no dick?

Still no fucking idea

[gbate]

9. What do you call a one-legged woman?

Eileen.

[Inchworm]

11. BWahahaha!

Thanks!

:rofl::spray:

What do inmates use to call each other?















Cell phones

Where would you find a no-legged dog?






















Right where you left him.

:hide:

:hi:

[Brother Buzz]

14. What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

.....

I heard about a man that had a dog with no legs.

Every time he took him for a walk in was a real drag. "Come on, boy".