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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:29 PM
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Yipes, Steve Tyler ain't looking too well.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:37 PM
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1. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:39 PM
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2. Now, and just to make sure, Steve is the one in the middle wearing black?
:yoiks:

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:59 PM
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7. Yeah
He's used to be so cute. He had chemo for Heptitis a few years ago and I think that took a lot out of him. This recent fall didn't help.
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:40 PM
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3. I thought he was an old woman. He looks awful. I never would have known it was him.
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:35 PM
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47. He looks like an old, dried up Audrey Tatou (Amelie)
scary!
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:49 PM
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4. So what's new?
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brettdale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:50 PM
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5. Surly that anit Steve Tyler?
Surly that anit Steve Tyler?
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 09:56 PM
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6. My god! He looks like Mick Jagger's dick!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:36 PM
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52. +1
Cruel, but true.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:38 PM
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58. Please tell us how you know this?
:D
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:06 AM
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63. TMZ
They got all the good pix. :P






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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 10:02 PM
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8. Dude looks like a lady. nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 12:42 AM
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13. Okay, that was good. nt
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:19 AM
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20. LOL
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:36 AM
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29. A Nana to be even more precise. LOL
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 01:19 PM
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30. ha ha ha ha ha - most appropriate reply!
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-23-09 10:02 PM
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9. wait, no way, that HAS to be an old woman
NO WAY could that be Steven Tyler. Surely you're jesting.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:24 PM
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34. I agree. That can't be Steven Tyler. nt
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 12:03 AM
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10. I think he needs to go blonde again.
He looked a lot healthier.

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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 12:13 AM
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11. so sad....
I just logged on to find this...
It's the strangest thing seeing him and all the others from our generation...
They've all aged....and we've stayed the same.
Bizarro...that is.
Steve, Mick, and Robert...exuded pure sex...
As opposed to impure sex...
Those were the days, my friend...we thought they'd never end....
peace~

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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 12:15 AM
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12. Looks like one of the Olsen twins after being left unattended in a tanning bed
:eyes:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:24 AM
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21. Lol!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 12:45 AM
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14. Damn! He looks like a skinnier version of my aunt Donnna.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:17 PM
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33. Ha! See reply #32.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 12:46 AM
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15. Well, he's 61, without makeup, just out of the hospital after a painful accident.
Figure he's lost weight, can't control the lighting, and is wearing oversized sunglasses that make his face look even thinner. Plus his hair is pulled back rather than framing his face as it usually is.

Just a bad picture of an aging, injured icon who always had a goofy mouth in the first place.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:59 AM
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16. Actually, Tyler is the gent in the back with the shell necklace and the glasses.
He is not wearing his hairpiece in this photo, and is without makeup.

The one in the middle is Iggy Pop.

mark
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:10 AM
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22. Thank God for small favors
Now I can say "Damn, Iggy Pop looks terrible!"
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:00 AM
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17. Actually, Tyler is the gent in the back with the shell necklace and the glasses.
He is not wearing his hairpiece in this photo, and is without makeup.

The one in the middle is Iggy Pop.

mark
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:04 AM
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18. That is just. So. Wrong.
Edited on Mon Aug-24-09 03:06 AM by omega minimo
:rofl: :cry: :rofl:


I love the fact their band looks straight out of Spinal Tap :spray: I love Aerosmith by the way. They RAWK :headbang:
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:07 AM
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19. Whos that old lady with the glasses in the middle?
She looks like grandma!
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:39 AM
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23. LOL! Nice try, sweetie! Really it was!
:rofl:


:hi:
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shawmut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:53 AM
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24. That's not Steven Tyler, it's Ruth Bader Ginsburg n/t
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 08:01 AM
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25. How'd Melissa Rivers hurt her arm?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 08:03 AM
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26. Whoa!
:hurts:
:rofl: :rofl:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 08:23 AM
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27. If that's him, he and Madonna
are morphing into one. Where's that pic of her a few weeks back?
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:14 AM
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28. I heard him say he snorted the
whole country of Columbia up his nose over the years.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 01:33 PM
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31. Holy crap! There are definitely advantages to clean living in one's formative years I see.
:wow:
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:16 PM
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32. Looks like my 80 yr old Aunt. (n/t)
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demmiblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:15 PM
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35. At first I thought it was Helen Gurley Brown!
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:31 PM
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36. Does he even realize what he looks like?
I feel sorry for the guy, but wow - look int the mirror before you go out in public, Steve.
BTW - not good news he was in a liquor store. Joe Perry wants him to sober up before they get back together again.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:42 PM
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37. How did that skinny old lady hurt her arm?
And where is the pic of Steve Tyler?

What is this bait-and-switch crap, graywarrior?


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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:52 PM
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38. What's really sad about this photo is
the fact that he's holding his regular glasses in his hand, the one attached to the arm with the broken shoulder. So he must have taken them off and put on some sunglasses to have the picture taken.

Ah, vanity.

Imagine what he looks like without the Carol Channing sunglasses?

Probably better. Those glasses were a bad, bad fashion choice................................

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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:55 PM
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39. He wanted to appear incognito!
:rofl: You just can't get away from Aerosmith fans in Boston!
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:59 PM
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40. Yeah, nobody here has ever taken bad picture.
Lets break out the family photo albums!
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:15 PM
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41. You're right. We have a pic like that in our family album.
But it was for my aged great aunt, taken just before we closed the lid.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:35 PM
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46. Okay admittedly, that is a very horrific picture Steven Tyler
But, it gives the impression that he's running around with a walker in an old age community.
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:43 PM
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48. Bad, BAD Ikonoklast!
:spank: :rofl:

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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:16 PM
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42. I understand he got injured...fell off the stage at Sturgis
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:21 PM
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43. we need proper id--birth certificate and proof of his circumcision
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:26 PM
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44. His photo bears a striking resemblance to
Edited on Mon Aug-24-09 04:33 PM by Moondog
an exhibit I once saw at the British Museum.

They have a large Egyptology section, and part of that exhibit was a man who had been desiccated by simply being buried in the sand. Not mummified, at least in the traditional way, not wrapped, not in a sarcophogus. Just a guy who died, or was buried, on his side, in the sand.

He (you could tell he was a he) looked almost freeze-dried. All fluids gone, and what was left was reduced and leathery; not shriveled, per se, just less mass and leathery.

And that is the recollection that this photo triggers.
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KatyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:30 PM
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45. Did Aerosmith ever count for anything?
Edited on Mon Aug-24-09 04:30 PM by KatyMan
No. Overhyped. Nothing but shitty music, shitty guitar playing (I'm looking at you Joe Perry!), shitty everything. Not even on the level of AC/DC in terms of songwriting. Aerosmith and Steven Tyler suck donkey dicks.

edited for spelling
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astral Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 12:23 AM
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59. but I used to like them.
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lukasahero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:43 AM
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65. "Aerosmith and Steven Tyler suck donkey dicks."
What are you - 12?
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KatyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 10:35 AM
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66. No, that was uncalled for you're right
Might've had a little too much to drink or something!
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lukasahero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 12:32 PM
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70. Oh, well that explains it ;)
Sorry but being a Masshole, Aerosmith is a little near and dear to the heart. Obviously, you don't have to like them but go easy on us that do. :pals:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:49 PM
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49. His face look like an anorexic's
He has no fat on his face. It's just bone, muscle, skin. Even his nose looks kind of hollowed out. At his age 61, there would normally be some wrinkles caused by sagging muscle. He doesn't have enough excess skin to have wrinkles.
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:03 PM
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50. Holy shit
He looks like Audrey Hepburn. What a sad guy.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:35 PM
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51. That's how Julia Roberts will look in 20 years
:hide:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 05:55 AM
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60. CD, that WAS julia Roberts several months ago....
without her makeup.

mark
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:41 PM
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53. If this picture is gim or not, he's always been an example of freak-ugly plastic surgery. To wit....

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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:38 PM
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54. What's with the OLD LADY sunglasses?! n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:43 PM
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55. He got them from Sophia Loren.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:44 PM
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56. I thought they were Old Navy lady specials. n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:49 PM
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57. They're definetly from the 70's
Every Jewish mother in movies made then wore them.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 06:27 AM
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61. Last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in its mouth...
Guess it *is* possible to rock 'n roll too much.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:20 AM
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62. Bwahahahahaha!
Poor Steve....but that made me laugh hard.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:08 AM
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64. But seriously...
If he (healed shoulder) and I (age 46) were to run a 1 mile footrace my money would be on him. And at the end I'd bet he'd have a lower heart rate. Then he'd bang some groupies while I drive away alone in my Focus.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 11:06 AM
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67. LOL!
I certainly can't do back flips like he can (could).
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 12:12 PM
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68. No shit. I'll add Jagger to the list of old rockers who are in better shape than me.
Sadly, the same groupie scenario would apply.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 12:16 PM
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69. I visualize old groupies as. . .
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 01:27 PM
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71. As good a PSA for staying out of the sun as any.
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