Another reason Sisko is so damn awesome.

[rcrush]

His first officer can kick Picards first officers ass any day.

[petronius]

1. Perhaps, but Kira would have fallen hook, line, and sinker for a smooth Riker

pick-up line.

Furthermore, Picard's awesomeness does not require support from junior officers...

[rcrush]

2. Kira is also way sexier than fat Riker

And Alternate Universe Kira likes Vulcan Slave girls!

[rcrush]

3. Worf was scared of Sisko!

He threatened to kill Picard but he tells his wife that he's scared of Sisko.

[LostInAnomie]

4. Sheeeiiiittt! Sisko is about as cool as a combination of Worf's son...

... and ST: Enterprise's theme song.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. But Garak reigns awesome over all Trek Spin-off underlings

[rcrush]

6. Sisko still beat up Garak that one time

The time he was helping Sisko trick the Romulans into the war. Garak killed someone without Siskos permission! You dont kill without Siskos permission!

[proteus_lives]

7. I always thought Garak let himself get hit.

Garak was more interested in getting the emotional punches in.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

11. That's right, Garak relies on cutting remarks so he doesn't need to use his fists

[proteus_lives]

8. She's sexier too.

But Kira was interested in giving Riker a "tour of the station"

[fNord]

9. so what....

Kirk could kick all 4 of there asses at the same time, wile wearing a toupee and girdle, and still not be too winded to utter:

"Denny Crane."

He's a little confused

[Deja Q]

10. And unlike Q, Riker doesn't come up with any one-liners to show who wins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKR_RWkLgAE