I will give THREE! Stickies to the first person that can answer these 10 questions correctly

[taterguy]

1) What am I listening to?

2) What is my favorite color?

3) How many books are on my shelves?

4) What body part am I most vain about?

5) When did I last buy groceries?

6) Does anybody remember laughter?

7) Why do they do it all the time?

8) Where the hell is my toothbrush?

9) Are we there yet?

[rcrush]

1. The answer to all those is Rod Stewart.

[taterguy]

3. INcorrect!

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. ...

1) What am I listening to?
The sound of one gland clapping.

2) What is my favorite color?
LOLcats.

3) How many books are on my shelves?
SHH! Elves...

4) What body part am I most vain about?
Mole hair.

5) When did I last buy groceries?
Pink Dot Delivers.

6) Does anybody remember laughter?
Like consideration, it is dead.

7) Why do they do it all the time?
They're getting real paid.

8) Where the hell is my toothbrush?
Pay off the X-Ray technician this time...

9) Are we there yet?
We have always been here.

[suninvited]

4. my guess

1) What am I listening to?
Howie Day

2) What is my favorite color?

Green

3) How many books are on my shelves?

37, readers digest dont count as books

4) What body part am I most vain about?

your nose

5) When did I last buy groceries?

day before yesterday

6) Does anybody remember laughter?

yes

7) Why do they do it all the time?

they like it

8) Where the hell is my toothbrush?

in your bathroom

9) Are we there yet?

no, and you wont be for some time

[CreekDog]

5. i got this

1) What am I listening to?

You are listening to "How You Remind Me" you think it is by Rush.

2) What is my favorite color?

You say it's Lavender but it's just blue.

3) How many books are on my shelves?

I don't know how to count those Reader's Digest condensed books. :dilemma:

4) What body part am I most vain about?

your gizzard.

5) When did I last buy groceries?

i only see trips to 7-11 to buy porno and cigs. does that count? :shrug:

6) Does anybody remember laughter?

your boxed set of Nickelback has reminded me. :D

7) Why do they do it all the time?

it's just how they are.

8) Where the hell is my toothbrush?

we hid it from you --5 years ago. :wtf:

9) Are we there yet?

what's this "we"?

[rug]

6. 10) Why are there only nine questions?

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. whispers urgently (dude! gorge of eternal peril and all that!)

[SidneyCarton]

7. Here goes...

1. The sound of the frakking universe coming crashing down around you.

2. The color Karl Rove turns when Dick Cheney offers to take him hunting

3. Less than the Library of Congress, more than W ever read.

4. Ask Tatergal, she knows.

5. The last time you ran out of beer.

6. Only when I look in the mirror.

7. Because I done told them to.

8. Dude, that was your toothbrush? Man, if I were you, I'd just open up a new one, you don't even want to know what happened to the last one.

9. We get there when we get there! Don't make me come back there!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Easy.

1. Freddie Gage's album "All My Friends Are Dead."

2. Clear.

3. Trick question. You never learned how to read.

4. Your weenis.

5. Another trick question. You only buy one grocery at a time.

6. Yes.

7. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

8. With NSMA's keys.

9. No, dammit! *slaps you*

10. You're just very lucky at randomly hitting keys.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Here's for the win!

Can't wait to have three more stickies to play with! I'll dedicate one for you, perhaps. Or perhaps not. We'll see.

1) What am I listening to? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L9y91Zh4HA&feature=related

2) What is my favorite color? Vermilion.

3) How many books are on my shelves? 43 and a half. The catalogue there doesn't count.

4) What body part am I most vain about? Nose. Since lately.

5) When did I last buy groceries? Yesterday, 11:35 a. m. And you forgot something you just noticed and will get tomorrow around 13:27 p. m.

6) Does anybody remember laughter? No, laughter is a devilish wind which deforms the lineaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys.

7) Why do they do it all the time? Because they have Internet Explorer 7. Sad, but true.

8) Where the hell is my toothbrush? Bathroom. Glass on the left. Or it fell down onto the cabinet behind the Kleenex box.

9) Are we there yet? No. We're not ... the way's very dangerous, be careful. Close your eyes.

10) How long? Depends. Not even you know the answer, so this one's for free.

[taterguy]

11. There are no cabinets in my bathroom

No sticky for you!

[Minimus]

12. Answers:

1) The voices in your head

2) Aubergine

3) 78

4) Your neck

5) Yesterday

6) Yes - I do - LOL, Ha Ha, Hee Hee

7) It is an addiction

8) Under the towel

9) We are close but have not yet arrived

[Ohio Joe]

13. Answers

1) What am I listening to?

Outside noises

2) What is my favorite color?

Blue

3) How many books are on my shelves?

28

4) What body part am I most vain about?

Toes

5) When did I last buy groceries?

Any groceries? Today - Full grocery shopping trip - Last Saturday

6) Does anybody remember laughter?

Yes, we are just keeping it from you.

7) Why do they do it all the time?

It feel good.

8) Where the hell is my toothbrush?

Right where you left it.

9) Are we there yet?

No... but we are at least going in the right direction now.

And... for the trick hidden 10th question: 42

[Midlodemocrat]

14. The answers are.

1. Something other than the rain. It's not raining where you are.

2. Something other than white. White is not a color. It's the absence of color.

3. 642 comic books aren't books, dude. We've had this discussion before

4. It would get this thread locked. Let's just say some shrinkage is normal when you're swimming.

5. The last time you went to the grocery store. What are you? Four? :eyes:

6. Yes. I laugh at you behind your back all the time.

7. Because it creates a seamless flow. Everyone knows this.

8. In the toilet. WHere it usually is. Memory issues again?

9. WHereever you go, there you are.

[taterguy]

15. I did not know that my legs shrank while I'm swimming

I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm trying to get away from a shark

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Well known medical fact. I thought all guys knew this.

that whole 'tripod' thing gets shot to shit when you're in the pool or in the surf.

[BuelahWitch]

16. Ooh ooh me, me!

1) What am I listening to?



2) What is my favorite color?



3) How many books are on my shelves?

43

4) What body part am I most vain about?


5) When did I last buy groceries?

April 31st

6) Does anybody remember laughter?

No

7) Why do they do it all the time?

Because it feels good

8) Where the hell is my toothbrush?



9) Are we there yet?

Do you want me to stop this car right now? As me that question one more time and I will buster!

[CreekDog]

19. you win

you win so much.

:rofl:

[BuelahWitch]

21. .

:hi:
:rofl:

[triguy46]

18. OK

1. Emerson Lake and Palmer "Pictures at an Exhibition"
2. Cerulean
3. None. They are all stacked by the bed
4. Your six pack abs
5. You didn't. They gave them two you because of the generosity you've shown so many others
6. They assume your tears are of sadness, not joy
7. Because they can
8. Look in the suitcase where you left it last week. ARe you just now missing it? HYGEINE!!!
9. There, and decided to buy another six pack and keep going

10. I thought you knew i knew this: 8.478888

[Deja Q]

20. k

1. The Springer episode where a triad does it on stage, finishes, then beats the snot out of each other

2. Puce

3. 32,768

4. Epididymis

5. Within the last 40 years, I'd reckon...

6. Nope.

7. To make up for the fact I never do it?

8. In the toilet bowl?

9. See question 10 to the answer for that.