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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:49 PM
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Obama Health Bill pits patients against each other in Death Matches to see who gets treatment.
Oh Noes11!1 Tell everybody. It's right there on page 572!

Our Marxist Overlords will wager on the outcomes.

"Fifty Thousand Quatloos on the Chronic Gastroenteritis!"
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dorkulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 09:23 PM
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:52 PM
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3. At least it will be cool looking robots sending us to our doom.
I was thinking that the Death Panel would be outsourced to H1-B foreign nationals.

That way there'd be no conflict of interest with family over here. Plus they'd work cheap and wouldn't organize a Death Panel Workers Union.

"Treatment denied! Thank you, come again!"
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 09:27 PM
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2. I'll gladly slaughter every one of you for my hemmeroid cream!
I'm not kidding motherfuckers!!!!!!!!
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:54 PM
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4. Welcome to the Preparation-H Thunderdome.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-09-09 08:36 AM
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5. OK, but they will put it on pay per view and cover the entire cost of the government
without raising taxes.
Maybe even gladiator battles among the RWers in the education camps..WHOOEEE!!!111!!

This could be bigger than wrestling!!!11


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