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Sat Aug-08-09 08:49 PM
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| Obama Health Bill pits patients against each other in Death Matches to see who gets treatment. |
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Oh Noes11!1 Tell everybody. It's right there on page 572!
Our Marxist Overlords will wager on the outcomes.
"Fifty Thousand Quatloos on the Chronic Gastroenteritis!"
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Sat Aug-08-09 09:23 PM
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| MilesColtrane
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Sat Aug-08-09 11:52 PM
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| 3. At least it will be cool looking robots sending us to our doom. |
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I was thinking that the Death Panel would be outsourced to H1-B foreign nationals.
That way there'd be no conflict of interest with family over here. Plus they'd work cheap and wouldn't organize a Death Panel Workers Union.
"Treatment denied! Thank you, come again!"
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Sat Aug-08-09 09:27 PM
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| 2. I'll gladly slaughter every one of you for my hemmeroid cream! |
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I'm not kidding motherfuckers!!!!!!!!
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| MilesColtrane
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Sat Aug-08-09 11:54 PM
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| 4. Welcome to the Preparation-H Thunderdome. |
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Sun Aug-09-09 08:36 AM
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| 5. OK, but they will put it on pay per view and cover the entire cost of the government |
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without raising taxes.
Maybe even gladiator battles among the RWers in the education camps..WHOOEEE!!!111!!
This could be bigger than wrestling!!!11
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