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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:04 AM
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Keep an eye on your cat. It might be downloading porn.
Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.



Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:07 AM
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1. Damn smart cat!
Is it a Peeping Tom?
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:54 AM
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14. ROFL!
Don't do things like that.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:08 AM
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2. That's even funnier than the Twinkie defense
Last I heard, cats can't type.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:14 AM
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5. Except he's not a cop, so he's not gonna skate
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:16 AM
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8. And almost as funny
as the stories guys come up with to explain why their wangdoodles are stuck in something. As a nurse, you've probably heard a few.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 10:33 AM
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33. The fire department sees those guys
We'd get the guys who fell on the most remarkable items in their showers.
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 05:06 AM
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17. Ha! That's what YOU think!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:50 AM
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25. The ever-popular Friskies defense
:)
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:09 AM
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3. and to think, my kitty looks so innocent, curled up asleep right now.
You just never know.




:D
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 07:13 AM
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21. Mine was asleep on top of the printer just now,
rolled over and hit the print button. Maybe theres a kitty porn ring out there none of us know about.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:11 AM
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4. Im in ur computer...
...downloding illeegle pr0n.


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SmileyRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:14 AM
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6. Damn you
I really do have to stop drinking and DUing.
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:16 AM
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7. Bad Kitty.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:19 AM
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9. Exhibit A
Too bad Griffin is barred from using his computer. That image would sway some juries.
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Onceuponalife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:24 AM
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10. caught in the act
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dddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 05:52 AM
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20. kitty porn!
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loudsue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:58 AM
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28. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Funniest post EVER!!!
:rofl: :applause:

Laughing so hard I'm crying!!
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mrs_p Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 12:42 PM
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40. omg
:spray:

:rofl:
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windy252 Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:58 AM
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15. lol n/t
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CitizenPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:25 AM
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11. perverted cat, really.
maybe the cat is a Republican?
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:27 AM
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12. Well, in all fairness....
...the cat did know the guy's password was "tuna."



K&R
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:30 AM
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13. I can tell just from his picture that he looks like he would NEVER do such a thing!!!
Edited on Sat Aug-08-09 01:31 AM by TankLV
Leave the poor innocent guy ALONE!!!

...and did he say it WAS looking for PUSSY?...
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thelordofhell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:59 AM
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16. Like all guys....he blames his problems on pussy
:wtf:
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 05:36 AM
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18. My cat once walked on my piano keys.... and mysteriously played
some strip tease music... my dog took off his collar, it was a strange moment.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 05:46 AM
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19. damn cat......
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 07:32 AM
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22. What really sucks it the dog's gambling. n/t
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 07:35 AM
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23. Now when this cat is at the keyboard
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Matt_in_STL Donating Member (150 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 12:41 PM
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38. Play him off, keyporn cat.... n/t
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 01:39 PM
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41. Don't forget Nora who does play piano...
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 03:43 PM
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42. OMG! This is amazing! Just watched it with my son who now wants to
show our keyboard to our cats! :)

I love how she listens to the notes that she's hitting. :)
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:26 AM
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24. Everyone knows cats are subversive.
Edited on Sat Aug-08-09 08:29 AM by TexasObserver
But this is over the line, even for a cat.


Something tells me this "cat" is the two legged kind.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:52 AM
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26. My cats have broken TWO answering machines
We have a greenhouse window, and the answering machine is right in their favorite path to the window. They step on the buttons & get it all messed up.
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ellie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:56 AM
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27. That's nothing!
My cat dirties up all the dishes overnight and I come down to a messy kitchen in the morning.
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Silent3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 09:52 AM
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29. Maybe these are false charges of child pornography...
...because someone misunderstood when they overheard that the computer was full of kitty porn.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 12:23 PM
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36. ...
:spank:
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 09:55 AM
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30. Play him off, pornography cat.
(made you look).
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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 09:55 AM
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31. my cat used to walk on my keyboard and send gibberish IMs, causing peopleto think i had passed out
on my keyboard.
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 10:22 AM
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32. That Darn Cat!
hmmmm

Disney should use that as a film title.
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Usrename Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:18 AM
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34. This whole thread is a classic.
bookmarked
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:24 AM
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35. Damn cats and their kitty porn..
Q3JR4
Someone had to go there.
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Iwillnevergiveup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 12:34 PM
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37. Man looks like
he combed his hair with a shoe.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 12:42 PM
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39. Sick scum bastard. Throw him in a cage with tigers. Let him blame them !
Edited on Sat Aug-08-09 12:42 PM by RagAss
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 06:38 PM
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43. Nuff said
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:16 PM
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44. I can believe it.
I came home late from a concert once (Robyn Hitchcock, for the record) and found a pair of red satin panties in Madimi's cat food dish. Absolutely true. They're kinky little fucks.


:scared:
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:19 PM
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45. My dog had a website, but I had to take it down
It was full of pictures of naked poodles.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 08:31 PM
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46. My son's cat bought a laptop computer for him.
His kitty Hobbes put in the winning bid for him, without his knowledge.

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