Keep an eye on your cat. It might be downloading porn.

[charlie]

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.



Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography

[burrowowl]

1. Damn smart cat!

Is it a Peeping Tom?

[murielm99]

14. ROFL!

Don't do things like that.

[Warpy]

2. That's even funnier than the Twinkie defense

Last I heard, cats can't type.

[sasquatch]

5. Except he's not a cop, so he's not gonna skate

[charlie]

8. And almost as funny

as the stories guys come up with to explain why their wangdoodles are stuck in something. As a nurse, you've probably heard a few.

[Warpy]

33. The fire department sees those guys

We'd get the guys who fell on the most remarkable items in their showers.

[eridani]

17. Ha! That's what YOU think!

[SoCalDem]

25. The ever-popular Friskies defense

[Pirate Smile]

3. and to think, my kitty looks so innocent, curled up asleep right now.

You just never know.

[dgibby]

21. Mine was asleep on top of the printer just now,

rolled over and hit the print button. Maybe theres a kitty porn ring out there none of us know about.

[Bicoastal]

4. Im in ur computer...

...downloding illeegle pr0n.

[SmileyRose]

6. Damn you

I really do have to stop drinking and DUing.

[Jennicut]

7. Bad Kitty.

[charlie]

9. Exhibit A

Too bad Griffin is barred from using his computer. That image would sway some juries.

[Onceuponalife]

10. caught in the act

[dddem]

20. kitty porn!

[loudsue]

28. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Funniest post EVER!!!

Laughing so hard I'm crying!!

[mrs_p]

40. omg

[windy252]

15. lol n/t

[CitizenPatriot]

11. perverted cat, really.

maybe the cat is a Republican?

[DeSwiss]

12. Well, in all fairness....

...the cat did know the guy's password was "tuna."



K&R

[TankLV]

13. I can tell just from his picture that he looks like he would NEVER do such a thing!!!

Leave the poor innocent guy ALONE!!!

...and did he say it WAS looking for PUSSY?...

[thelordofhell]

16. Like all guys....he blames his problems on pussy

[HysteryDiagnosis]

18. My cat once walked on my piano keys.... and mysteriously played

some strip tease music... my dog took off his collar, it was a strange moment.

[Historic NY]

19. damn cat......

[The Doctor.]

22. What really sucks it the dog's gambling. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

23. Now when this cat is at the keyboard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

[Matt_in_STL]

38. Play him off, keyporn cat.... n/t

[uppityperson]

41. Don't forget Nora who does play piano...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

42. OMG! This is amazing! Just watched it with my son who now wants to

show our keyboard to our cats!

I love how she listens to the notes that she's hitting.

[TexasObserver]

24. Everyone knows cats are subversive.

But this is over the line, even for a cat.


Something tells me this "cat" is the two legged kind.

[SoCalDem]

26. My cats have broken TWO answering machines

We have a greenhouse window, and the answering machine is right in their favorite path to the window. They step on the buttons & get it all messed up.

[ellie]

27. That's nothing!

My cat dirties up all the dishes overnight and I come down to a messy kitchen in the morning.

[Silent3]

29. Maybe these are false charges of child pornography...

...because someone misunderstood when they overheard that the computer was full of kitty porn.

[Historic NY]

36. ...

[JBoy]

30. Play him off, pornography cat.

(made you look).

[dionysus]

31. my cat used to walk on my keyboard and send gibberish IMs, causing peopleto think i had passed out

on my keyboard.

[TexasObserver]

32. That Darn Cat!

hmmmm

Disney should use that as a film title.

[Usrename]

34. This whole thread is a classic.

bookmarked

[Q3JR4]

35. Damn cats and their kitty porn..

Q3JR4
Someone had to go there.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

37. Man looks like

he combed his hair with a shoe.

[RagAss]

39. Sick scum bastard. Throw him in a cage with tigers. Let him blame them !

[sarge43]

43. Nuff said

[Withywindle]

44. I can believe it.

I came home late from a concert once (Robyn Hitchcock, for the record) and found a pair of red satin panties in Madimi's cat food dish. Absolutely true. They're kinky little fucks.

[MajorChode]

45. My dog had a website, but I had to take it down

It was full of pictures of naked poodles.

[Ikonoklast]

46. My son's cat bought a laptop computer for him.

His kitty Hobbes put in the winning bid for him, without his knowledge.