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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 10:36 AM
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So I'm frying bacon last night at 10pm and some asshole is giving me shit
Doesn't he know that any time is a good time to fry and eat bacon.

I would have shared some if he wasn't so mean. And he's a bit creepy, keeps a duct-taped duck hanging on his wall :scared:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 10:38 AM
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1. is Graybeard the Pirate your neighbor?
:hide:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 10:40 AM
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2. Wait....I have a penis?
:cry:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 10:40 AM
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3. OMG you're a woman
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 10:43 AM
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4. You pulled a CreekDog!!1!!
:rofl:

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 10:48 AM
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6. She must have fainted.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 10:45 AM
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5. Would you check this and let me know?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 11:20 AM
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7. it's a red "X" in a box - should it clue me in on something
I'm sick, I'm hacking up massive hockers. I'll look at it when I get home
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 11:28 AM
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8. Save me one of those
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 01:15 PM
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11. hahaha! pwned.
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 12:56 PM
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9. Fuck'em.
I make chicken sandwiches at 2am very often.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 01:07 PM
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10. That IS the function of an asshole.
To give shit. Read up on your anatomy.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 02:09 PM
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12. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
blts!!!! :loveya:
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-30-09 02:13 PM
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13. Bacon is the near perfect food and should be consumed any time of day or night
Bacon is one of the few foods that fits neatly into two of the essential food groups - the Grease Group and the Salt Group - and no other food makes the fit with more flavor. Perfect as a relish with many other dishes it outshines its only real rival, Peperoni.
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