The Love Doctor is in: Ask your relationship/romance questions here

[MrScorpio]

I've decided to lend my vast knowledge on all things great and to help some of you lonely folks get some.

Make sure to let me know if you're interested in boys or girls so that I don't screw it up.

Find happiness and love, ask Mr. Scorpio

[kanrok]

1. If I wear white pants, roll them up, wear a black T-shirt

under a white dress shirt, AND wear my watch on my right wrist, will I too find happiness and love?

[MrScorpio]

3. Only if you're on a beach..

In Phuket, Thailand waving a few thousand Baht in your hand.

Book a reservation right away.

And don't forget to stop at Patpong in Bangkok for a tune up. Ask for the "Special".

[SarahB]

2. What do you do when...?

You and you're partner are, uh, um, incompatible?

1. Keep trying, talking, and keep settling for what you can get.
2. Eventually get someone else.
3. Talk to a therapist.

[MrScorpio]

4. 4. Book a reservation at Hedonism in Jamaica

Make sure to get separate rooms

[SarahB]

12. Excellent plan

Here's the chance that'll happen:

1. Slim
2. None

[Nlighten1]

27. Or...

stay in the same room but with other people. That is what Hedonism is all about. Let go...have fun...

[liberalhistorian]

5. Will NightTrain and I

hit it off this weekend when we finally meet in person in PA, halfway between our respective states?

[MrScorpio]

14. Add a couple of bottles of Jamaican rum, throw in a Philly Blunt or two

Top it off with a foot massage and you're in there

[liberalhistorian]

21. Well, Dean doesn't drink, so

I'm not sure the rum would work, lol! And a foot massage for both of us, or just one of us?

[MrScorpio]

29. Stick with the weed and make the massages mutual

Bring plenty of lube

[JanMichael]

6. The DUers that have the most questions won't be on this thread

wish they would.

[Amaya]

7. Why can't some men handle a strong-minded women?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

15. Because they're spineless and weak.

Get yourself a real man, Toots.

Military bases. They're loaded with them.

[Amaya]

25. Ok, I'll be checkin' out those military bases

:evilgrin: Thanks MrScorpio!

[MrScorpio]

35. Glad to be of service

That's what I'm here for.

[Amaya]

45. Big HUGS for the Love Doc!

:pals:

[MrScorpio]

47. Big hugs back to ya!!

I love this part of the job.

[SarahB]

19. I second Mr Scorpio

How are you tonight? :hug:

[Amaya]

30. I'm doing surprisingly well

How are you? :pals:

[SarahB]

33. Better

Came to a nice understanding at home for once and for all and just am letting go of what's been bothering me. What else can I do (today was "supposed" to be "it" actually)? In the meantime, having a few interesting distractions here. :7

[MrScorpio]

37. Give it a little time. But lay off the pressure

Guys can't handle pressure.

A neck massage is a surefire winner

[SarahB]

41. This was a matter unrelated to my earlier post in this thread

We'll just leave it at that. :)

[Amaya]

42. Good girl!

Letting go is the hardest part, I know....

Distraction are good too :D I'm here for ya! :pals:

[MrScorpio]

34. I'm doing great, Former PopMom

Thanks for asking

And you?

[SarahB]

39. I'm okay

:)

[northzax]

8. uh, love doctor?

I seem to have acquired a social disease while the little woman was out of town, how do I get her to take antibiotics without letting her know about her sister?

thanks,

desperate in detroit.

[liberalhistorian]

13. Well, I'm not the love doctor,

and I'm certainly no expert, but it seems to me that maybe you could crush the antibiotics and put them in the "little woman's" food and/or drink????????

And try not to grin too wickedly whenever you're around her sister, as well, that'd be a dead giveaway!

[MrScorpio]

18. Put it protein shakes

The taste will mask the Antibiotics and you'll get the little lady to think that it's a great idea to share in starting a health kick.

Wives love it when they think that you're doing things "Together"

[RainDog]

9. how do you get over a broken heart?

when you know it's over, but you can't move on?

You can't go back, but you can't go forward.

[MrScorpio]

20. Find someone who's better looking than your Ex.

Show him/her off in front of your ex and let him/her know what they gave up.

They'll try to call you later that night for sure.

Just make sure to have the answering machine on so you can bask in the wimpering.

[RainDog]

46. games and surface

17 years of marriage isn't about "showing him off "in front of my ex.

it's not about getting even.

life is kinda complicated sometimes.

[MrScorpio]

48. I digress. Don't get mad, get even.

What else would you expect from a Scorpio?

We always get even. It's written in the stars.

[holeinboatoutatsea]

10. Why did my perfect dream woman

only stay in this state for two weeks before running back home?

I barely got ta know ya! Come back!

[MrScorpio]

26. Go after her, you fool.

Don't ever watch Hugh Grant movies?

Make sure to bring flowers and a sly grin.

[LuLu550]

11. My 16 year old daughter tells me I'll find love and happiness

if I start wearing thongs. I think I'm too old to shove a thong into my butt crack. What do you say, Dr. Love, is the path to love and happiness a thong?

[MrScorpio]

22. Go with the thong. It can't hurt.

Just make sure to bikini wax first.

[LuLu550]

28. actually, I am quite hairless naturally

I once had an operation and the nurse said they would shave the top inch of my public hair and it was almost all gone!
I'll report back after my thong experience and let you know if you should go into a different line of work, Mr.S!

[Droopy]

16. Help! I'm a monosexual and I'm not attracted to myself any more!

What do I do now?

[MrScorpio]

24. If you find a way to make yourself jealous, you're in there.

Just make sure that you don't start stalking yourself.

That can get ugly.

[baldguy]

17. WHY DOESN"T SHE CALL ME BACK?!?!?!?

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


pethetic, ain't it?

[MrScorpio]

31. Dude, that ship has sailed

Time to board the H.M.S. Hooters

Order a hot wings a beers and watch the scenery.

[XanaDUer]

23. What is love?

Eom.

[MrScorpio]

32. To paraphrase a great Supreme Court Justice...

I can't define what love is, but I know it when I feel it in my pants.

[XanaDUer]

49. Lol!

;)

[camero]

36. Should I give up?

Since I have to go on disability now.

[MrScorpio]

38. Fuck no. NEVER GIVE UP!!!

Did I make myself clear?

Just be your charming self and things should eventually work out.

[camero]

44. Yes, it's clear

Now I just have to think up some jokes. That's my charm.

[LuLu550]

40. Oh, Love Doctor...

how can I get this thong out of my butt-crack???? All the boys want to make love to me now, but the thong is stuck!

[MrScorpio]

43. Just whip that sucker to the side.

Easy access, baby!!!

[Moderator]

50. Locking

This is turning into a sex thread.