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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 09:16 AM
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The Sky Masterson 4th(one time only)Daily Poetry thread break .

Hey Joe Whaddayah know?

My day begins.
With the pouring of beans into my coffee grinder,
I see the swirling sandy vortex of brown.
And it makes me think of tornadoes
and toilets.
I notice one ungrounded bean dancing on the precipice
of this brown hole
only to be sucked in and ripped apart.
Merged into one single collective.
And I think of how much of my life is
connected to this machine.
I have dominion over it every morning.
I am god to this machine!
I decide when to press and depress the button
And say ENOUGH!
Be it coarsely ground or a fine Powder.
I decide.
Am I merciful to the bean?
Or do I hold that button an extra moment
to bask in the screams of this massacre?
I hold it in longer of course.
I feel like a succubus
feeding off of their painful energies.
I can taste the suffering.
Fuck you beans!
Die for me!
So as I can live!
I shall awaken through your demise.
Consume your remnants as a spider would a butterfly.
Cold and callously taking what I want.
Simply because I can!
You've been tortured enough
by my grindings
and now I shall now boil you.
Does this make me a monster?
Who are you to judge me.
The bean killer.
As I pour the fine powder
into the filter,add the water,
press the button.
I noticed something very odd.
The bag says Pinto.
And my pot runneth over
with Chili water.
I now understand why omnipotence
should never be given to any man.

-Sky
If you like my poetry check out more of it at http://www.youvegottobefuckingkiddingme.edu
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   *snap* *snap* *snap*  BarenakedLady   Jul-09-09 09:21 AM   #1 
   Why thank you BNL  Sky Masterson   Jul-09-09 09:23 AM   #2 
   Did you make a Pol Pot of coffee?  Forkboy   Jul-09-09 10:02 AM   #3 
   Dude!  Sky Masterson   Jul-09-09 10:05 AM   #4 
   That reminds me  miss_american_pie   Jul-09-09 10:14 AM   #5 
   You are welcome :o)  Sky Masterson   Jul-09-09 10:18 AM   #6 
   I dig it.  DarkTirade   Jul-09-09 10:24 AM   #7 
   Like Solid! Man  Sky Masterson   Jul-09-09 10:25 AM   #8 
   I really love this.  fight4my3sons   Jul-09-09 10:57 AM   #9 
   Thank you  Sky Masterson   Jul-09-09 11:00 AM   #10 
   Are you trying to take Retro's place!!??!!  Shell Beau   Jul-09-09 11:35 AM   #11 
   Does it come with Dental?  Sky Masterson   Jul-09-09 12:00 PM   #12 
   This has got to be your best work to date.  Dangerously Amused   Jul-10-09 02:16 AM   #13 
      Thanks DA  Sky Masterson   Jul-10-09 05:19 AM   #14 
 
BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 09:21 AM
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1. *snap* *snap* *snap*
Rich, intense, robust, full-bodied flavor and aroma!
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 09:23 AM
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2. Why thank you BNL
Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 09:43 AM by Sky Masterson
The best part of waking up is genocide in your cup. :P :D :hi:


edited because even though I "think" of BNL :evilgrin: ;) I wanted to "thank" Bnl
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Thu Jul-09-09 10:02 AM
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3. Did you make a Pol Pot of coffee?
Hey, it's early. That's all I got. :shrug:
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 10:05 AM
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4. Dude!
I have a weakness for puns. :D :rofl:
I need to send a copy of this one to whatshername :P
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 10:14 AM
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5. That reminds me
Thanks again for the bean grinder. ;)

:hi:
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 10:18 AM
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6. You are welcome :o)
:) I am happy you liked it. :hug: :pals:
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 10:24 AM
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7. I dig it.
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 10:25 AM
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8. Like Solid! Man
:D
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fight4my3sons (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 10:57 AM
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9. I really love this.
:thumbsup:
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 11:00 AM
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10. Thank you
I'll pour you a cup. :D
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 11:35 AM
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11. Are you trying to take Retro's place!!??!!
:P

I kid! I love the poem, you crazy guy! ;)
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-09-09 12:00 PM
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12. Does it come with Dental?
And a hot Brunette? :P
Thank you :) :hug:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-10-09 02:16 AM
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13. This has got to be your best work to date.

I LOVE IT!!!! :bounce: :7

:loveya:
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jul-10-09 05:19 AM
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14. Thanks DA
So this is my best worst poem evah :P :)
Thank you Llama lady :* :hug:
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