Things people should NEVER do while naked

[LynneSin]

FARMING - nuff said

What's your list?

[PassingFair]

1. Sitting on wicker furniture.

Don't do it!

[LynneSin]

5. I'm assuming you have first hand experience with this

:rofl:

[PassingFair]

7. Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Bit my lip"....

:scared:

[arbusto_baboso]

12. Naugahyde is worse.

Trust me on this one.

[KG]

2. the last couple of years, i've avoided looking in a mirror nekkid.

:scared:

[madinmaryland]

3. Use power tools.

[mainegreen]

4. This list must always include 'cook bacon'

Unless by cook you mean have sex with, and bacon, you mean a fine lady.

[MountainLaurel]

6. Funny, that was my first thought as well. n/t

[trof]

26. me 2

[Initech]

42. Actually you could go so far as to include "cook anything"

[HopeHoops]

8. Tend to a bee hive

I know, that was obvious.

[MajorChode]

22. I used to tend bee hives quite often shirtless

I did wear pants though, so only half nekkid.

[HopeHoops]

23. Then there is something I should share with you that will make your heart glad...

I have never used lawn poison and never will.

My yard is full of clover right now and for the first time in several years there are honey bees EVERYWHERE! We have to watch where we walk again. I have an oasis of clover in a neighborhood of poisoned lawns. My garden is alive with swarms of flying things, most of which I can't even identify. We just discovered today that honeybees love thyme flowers. They were doing a happy dance all over them (we use thyme all over the place for ground cover). I let the yard go as long as possible before mowing, which sadly should be tomorrow, but at the highest setting it skips over about a quarter of the blossoms so the bees are still happy. There is still hope. Without honey bees, we are fucked.

FUCK LAWN POISONS!

[MajorChode]

29. Bee sure and get rid of your cell phone too

As cell phone radiation has been rumored to kill bees.

[handmade34]

9. ????

I remember the fine days of nakedly enjoying the delicious sun all the while hoeing the rows between the beets...

[PassingFair]

10. Yes, as I recall, it was a hard row. n/t

[Recovered Repug]

14. Couldn't agree more.

In fact I always assumed it would be easier if one was naked when going out to ho.:)

[WolverineDG]

11. Pick up the kids from school nt

[eauclaireliberal]

13. Starbucks drive-thru

...in the news a couple of years ago.

[jobycom]

15. Take pictures of your car to post on EBay. nt

[LynneSin]

16. kinda like this....

[jobycom]

18. That's it. Although there is an odd fettish group that loves doing that.

So that kettle may not have been an accident.

[Maine-ah]

17. I was about to post this.....

RISING SUN, Md. - A Delaware man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges after authorities say the deputy who pulled him over noticed he was in the buff below the waist.

A spokesman for Maryland's Cecil County Sheriff's Office said 41-year-old Jonathan Schultz "was driving commando" and only partially covered with a towel on his lap, though he was wearing a shirt.

Lt. Bernard Chiominto said Schultz was stopped Saturday near Rising Sun for going 69 mph in a 50-mph zone.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31795305/ns/us_news-weird_news?GT1=43001




:rofl:

he was nekked and doing 69.....

[taterguy]

19. Sledding

[Kerrytravelers]

20. Logging.

You might end up with an unintentional stump.

[MajorChode]

21. Welding

[BurtWorm]

24. Training a lion cub.

[LynneSin]

25. You might survive a lion cub - it's the mamma lion you have to worry about

but I would think cuddling a lion cub would be fun to do naked

[BurtWorm]

30. I was just imagining how tempted the cub would be to slash at appendages.

If you follow me. Of course a mama lion would do the same thing, but that would probably hurt as much if you had clothes on. If you see what I'm saying.

[BreweryYardRat]

35. I distinctly remember hearing about a Darwin Award Honorable Mention for something similar.

Some poor bastard was screwing his girlfriend, and their housecat wandered into the room.

Apparently, the cat saw a fuzzy, dangling object moving steadily back and forth, and decided to sink its claws and teeth into this exciting new toy...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. Asking children what they want for Christmas and if they've been a good boy or girl.

[Moondog]

28. Operate anything that utilizes a wringer.

[Burma Jones]

31. Run for President of the US

Governor of Alaska or Minnesota might work out though......

[stray cat]

32. Anything with sliding on snow or ice!

[Parche]

33. Sitting on LynneSin's Porch

:rofl: :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[madamesilverspurs]

34. Streaking while drunk

across an iced-over parking lot, tripping over a parking curb and falling forward.

(This memory courtesy of a former boyfriend who, thirty years after his slip-n-slide, still cries when he thinks about it.)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

36. answer the door

[JitterbugPerfume]

37. mow the lawn

and look in a mirror

[woo me with science]

38. job interview?

I guess there would be exceptions.

[Initech]

39. Riding a bicycle.

[Initech]

40. Get married

[fortyfeetunder]

41. Frying chicken

Some other body parts might get fried too if one is not too careful...

[janx]

43. Calling your ex-spouse and telling her/him that you are naked.. n/t