Du'ers who know Latin, please help. What's this mean?

[raccoon]

"Conservito delenda est pro is deleo orbis terrarum!"

[HopeHoops]

1. "The hermit crab broke out of the terrarium"

Or it might mean "I have terrible stinky gas" - I forget.

[MineralMan]

2. Expired Jam is for use only in round terrariums.

I'm pretty sure that's correct.

[SoxFan]

3. "Call the Triumverate right fucking now!"

[gmoney]

4. "People called Romans they go the house"

[Richardo]

9. !!

My favorite Monty Python bit ever.

[Inchworm]

5. Conservatives have good land in their eyes

?

[MajorChode]

6. Here's what it means

It essentially means that if you are too afraid of dying, you will never truly live.

I'm 58% sure that's correct.

[rug]

7. Conservatives must be placed in a terrarium.

[trackfan]

8. I could be wrong, but it doesn't appear to be good latin.

If Conservito is taken not as a latin word per se, but as a proper name, say, of a conservative group, this could be a poorly constructed latin sentence, with a lot of errors, that roughly means: Conservito should be wiped out for they would wipe out the world. That's just a guess. I'm not exactly sure how to properly phrase that, but this is a try:

Conservito delendum est quia orbem terrarum delere conaturi sunt.

[MajorChode]

10. That's the great thing about latin, nobody knows when you fuck it up

[Gormy Cuss]

11. It does read like a weak Latin translation. n/t

[Strong Atheist]

12. Latin's a dead language, as dead as dead can be; first it killed the Romans, and now it's killing

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