Fuzz
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:51 PM
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| I was looking at my post history and |
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I think I may be a disruptor. How do I ignore myself?
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Dennis Donovan
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:52 PM
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ChairmanAgnostic
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Thu Jul-02-09 07:19 PM
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| 16. that's how I bowl and golf. |
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it doesn't help any, actually.
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zbdent
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:52 PM
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| 2. Stop taking your calls ... |
billyoc
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:53 PM
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| 3. Just pretend you're everyone else. |
Orrex
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:55 PM
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Fuzz
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:56 PM
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| 7. Yeah, boom goes the dynamite. |
Bobbie Jo
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:53 PM
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| 4. What did "ignored" say? |
pkdu
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:55 PM
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| 6. From now on...just hit the "back" arrow instead of the "post" button after writing each post |
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you'll find all your posts are ignored by you (and everyone else)
;O)
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panader0
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:57 PM
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| 8. Make sure the door is locked first. |
Solly Mack
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:57 PM
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| 9. I can answer that for the incredibly low price of $9.99 |
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Don't be fooled by those who dispense answers for free.
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TheCowsCameHome
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:57 PM
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| 10. Doesn't matter. Every one else has you on ignore anyway. |
Happyhippychick
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:58 PM
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| 11. Did somebody say something? |
spanone
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Thu Jul-02-09 06:58 PM
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lunatica
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Thu Jul-02-09 07:02 PM
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| 13. You'll just get worse if you ignore yourself. |
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Remember bat shit crazy Glen Close in Fatal Attraction? Ignoring yourself might create the psychotic break and you'll kill bunnies and boil them. You'll find yourself intensely sneering at your reflection in the mirror and uttering through clenched teeth, "You can't just ignore me! I won't be ignored!".
It's better to just repent and give yourself a hug.
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Fuzz
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Thu Jul-02-09 07:03 PM
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Buzz Clik
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Thu Jul-02-09 07:05 PM
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| 15. DON'T DO IT!!!! You'll create a black hole, and the it's OVER!!!!111 |
Fuzz
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Thu Jul-02-09 07:24 PM
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gleaner
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Thu Jul-02-09 07:30 PM
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| 18. Write your posts backwards...... |
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That way you won't be able to read them, and you'll feel better about it all. If you can read them after all, it may be a good time to read Beowulf again. You'll feel better about anything you write after that.
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wellstone dem
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Thu Jul-02-09 08:56 PM
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| 19. Post with a paper bag over your head, |
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my two year old swears that makes her invisible.
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DU
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Mon Nov 23rd 2009, 02:18 AM
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