Go that way...really fast. If something gets in your way...turn.

You next. Any movie, any line...so long as it comes with a pic.

Go.

What the fuck are robster craws?

Live long and prosper...

Now with more MOLECULES!

Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
Saul: It's, like, the rarest.
Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Does it come with a free bowl of soup? Oh, but it looks good on you."

That's one of my all-time favorite movies. :thumbsup:

in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

'Cause I'd kill you.

Not the actor, the character. YUM.

Luckily I married a close proximity.

Two hits. I hit you. You hit the ground.

LOVE that movie!

ETA:

No, but it's sterile and I like the taste.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. (Should be the other way around, but who am I to argue with Earl Mac Rauch?)

Would have preferred "Where are we going?!" "Planet 10!" "When are we going there?!" "Real soon!" but couldn't find the picture.

that's why they call it money.

When I'm having a really bad day, I just have to say that line and everyone scatters. LOL Glad to see someone else gets her.

Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?

Mr. Debi and Debi Jr. refuse to watch it w/me b/c I can quote every line.

No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.

Hey! Who knew I'd be able to use that line in TWO different threads in a single day!!

It's Scotch/Romanian.

(Stupid imdb is letting me down on this part!)

(I have the movie on my PC, so I'm at a distinct advantage and will take pity on you.

)

but I was laughing my ass off!

Do you own gloves, Mr. Nugent.

I rent with an option to buy.

I love what you've done with the garage.

I can't look at that gif w/o laughing.

A witch!

A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!

Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...

it's a pretty clever movie, too.

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I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

" A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

"I'll have what she's having!"

"Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

I hate Illinois Nazis...

Of course we do sir!!!

Side of the eye, side of the eye...

We don't need to stinkin' badges!

Now let's see you enforce it.

because I, I told Bill that if he moves my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting. I'm going to quit. And I told Dom too because they've moved my desk four times. I used to be by the window, where I could see the squirrels and they were merry. But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline. They have my staples for the Boston
and I kept the staples from the Swingline stapler.

Legends of the Fall.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.

my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations.

He will always be booger to me.	newcriminal	Jul-01-09 07:54 PM	#1
What the fuck is a frush?	WilliamPitt	Jul-01-09 07:56 PM	#2
I want my two dollars	seemunkee	Jul-01-09 07:57 PM	#3
I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while.	NJmaverick	Jul-01-09 07:59 PM	#4
I have been, and always shall be, your friend.	JTG of the PRB	Jul-01-09 07:59 PM	#5
"Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure."	GoddessOfGuinness	Jul-01-09 08:01 PM	#6
You're gonna need a bigger boat.	WilliamPitt	Jul-01-09 08:05 PM	#7
Open that door, you spawn of the devil's own strumpet!	The Velveteen Ocelot	Jul-01-09 08:06 PM	#8
"You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."	rug	Jul-01-09 08:06 PM	#9
Goodbye Porpoisespit	newcriminal	Jul-01-09 08:10 PM	#10
" Welcome to Costco, I love you"	Mr. Ected	Jul-01-09 08:14 PM	#11
Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO?	JTG of the PRB	Jul-01-09 08:25 PM	#15
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man...	arcadian	Jul-01-09 08:15 PM	#12
Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.	JonLP24	Jul-01-09 08:21 PM	#13
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries	MorningGlow	Jul-01-09 08:22 PM	#14
"Oooh, nice hat.	NJmaverick	Jul-01-09 08:26 PM	#16
Jump in my mouth, if you want to live...	Xipe Totec	Jul-01-09 08:27 PM	#17
Mine.	GoddessOfGuinness	Jul-01-09 08:32 PM	#20
Mine too.	Bertha Venation	Jul-02-09 02:43 PM	#137
...	RainDog	Jul-01-09 08:29 PM	#18
Demented and sad, but social.	flvegan	Jul-01-09 08:30 PM	#19
my favorite line.	newcriminal	Jul-01-09 08:32 PM	#21
I don't wanna get into it with you, man.	Iggo	Jul-01-09 10:30 PM	#43
Still the love of my life.	Dammit Ann	Jul-02-09 05:03 AM	#114
Same pic as reply #43,	Iggo	Jul-02-09 12:22 PM	#128
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...she walks into mine.	WilliamPitt	Jul-01-09 08:37 PM	#22
"The fuck is that?"	Ellipsis	Jul-01-09 08:50 PM	#23
Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this "baby"? The Führer has never said "baby".	KittyWampus	Jul-01-09 08:53 PM	#24
Where's the picture of LSD???	Mad_Dem_X	Jul-01-09 09:23 PM	#
When life gives you lemons, say "Fuck the lemons" and bail.	PVnRT	Jul-01-09 08:54 PM	#25
Is it NECESSARY for me to drink my own urine?	PVnRT	Jul-01-09 08:58 PM	#26
My favorite line of the movie or one of my favorites is	JonLP24	Jul-01-09 09:02 PM	#
That movie is full of great quotes (n/t)	PVnRT	Jul-02-09 02:04 PM	#133
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife.	Bossy Monkey	Jul-01-09 08:58 PM	#27
"Big-Boo-TAY!"	gmoney	Jul-02-09 11:08 PM	#153
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!	PVnRT	Jul-01-09 09:00 PM	#28
We rob banks	RainDog	Jul-01-09 09:00 PM	#29
Heeeere's Johnny!	RainDog	Jul-01-09 10:54 PM	#47
Everybody wants money,	rrneck	Jul-01-09 09:02 PM	#30
This is piss. Smells like piss.	newcriminal	Jul-01-09 09:08 PM	#31
KHAAAAAN!	WilliamPitt	Jul-01-09 09:14 PM	#32
I may vomit.	newcriminal	Jul-01-09 09:17 PM	#33
Let's get sushi and not pay.	WilliamPitt	Jul-01-09 09:23 PM	#34
"Flames...flames on the sides of my face..."	Mad_Dem_X	Jul-01-09 09:26 PM	#35
Holee crap!	snailly	Jul-02-09 10:10 PM	#148
Can I raise a practical question at this point?	Mr. Ected	Jul-01-09 09:31 PM	#36
I know that, that doesn't matter, I know you Mr. Rainey, that's what matters. You stole my story.	Ellipsis	Jul-01-09 09:33 PM	#37
Is it you? Is it?	Debi	Jul-01-09 09:38 PM	#38
OMG I love that movie	MorningGlow	Jul-01-09 10:07 PM	#41
It is my #1 favorite movie of ALL TIME!	Debi	Jul-01-09 10:35 PM	#44
He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory.	LynneSin	Jul-01-09 09:55 PM	#39
I'm sorry, Shaun.	WilliamPitt	Jul-01-09 09:59 PM	#40
"YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH"	Parche	Jul-01-09 10:22 PM	#42
Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 10:38 PM	#45
I'll have a bloody mary and a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 10:45 PM	#46
John Cock...tos...ton...	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 10:55 PM	#49
That's an odd combination.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:00 PM	#50
Yeah, well, so were my parents.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:02 PM	#52
What are you doing here?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:07 PM	#54
I ordered some lunch.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:11 PM	#56
You ordered it here?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:12 PM	#57
Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:14 PM	#58
Are you always this forward?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:20 PM	#61
Only with wet, married women.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:20 PM	#62
I didn't know you knew the Underhills.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:23 PM	#65
Yeah, well, I saved his life during the war.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:24 PM	#66
You were in the war?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:26 PM	#68
No, he was. I got him out.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:27 PM	#69
.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:32 PM	#70
This little propostion doesn't entail me dressing as Little Bo-Peep does it?	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:34 PM	#72
It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:36 PM	#74
Yeah, I assure you.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:37 PM	#76
One thousand just to listen? I don't see how you can pass that up, Mr.....?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:39 PM	#78
Nugent. Ted Nugent.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:40 PM	#80
What are you, doped up now?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:47 PM	#82
For an extra grand I'll let you take me out to dinner.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:49 PM	#84
So...where do you know Alan from?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:53 PM	#88
We play tennis at the club.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:54 PM	#89
Really? California Racquet Club?	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:56 PM	#91
Right.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:56 PM	#92
That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:58 PM	#93
Well I haven't been playing in a while because of these kidney pains.	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:59 PM	#94
Right. Now how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?	Left Is Write	Jul-02-09 12:00 AM	#95
No, that's "Babar".	GOPisEvil	Jul-02-09 12:01 AM	#96
Two Bs?	Left Is Write	Jul-02-09 12:04 AM	#98
One - B-A-B-A-R.	GOPisEvil	Jul-02-09 12:06 AM	#99
That's two.	Left Is Write	Jul-02-09 12:07 AM	#100
Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.	GOPisEvil	Jul-02-09 12:08 AM	#101
Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?	Left Is Write	Jul-02-09 12:12 AM	#102
I don't know. I don't have any.	GOPisEvil	Jul-02-09 12:13 AM	#103
No children?	Left Is Write	Jul-02-09 12:13 AM	#104
No elephant books.	GOPisEvil	Jul-02-09 12:14 AM	#105
Do you mind if I ask you a question?	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:35 PM	#73
Depends on the question.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:36 PM	#75
Want some champagne?	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:38 PM	#77
Yes.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:39 PM	#79
Are you still in love with Alan?	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:40 PM	#81
No! I mean no, you can't ask me that question. Ask me another one.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:47 PM	#83
Why'd you let me in?	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:50 PM	#85
Um, because I'm bored.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:51 PM	#86
If you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?	GOPisEvil	Jul-01-09 11:52 PM	#87
Well, Utah's not exactly a cure for boredom.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:54 PM	#90
Well played, you two. Speaking as a Utahn, I must say I absolutely	Common Sense Party	Jul-02-09 12:18 AM	#106
I don't even know what the hell movie they were talking about	suninvited	Jul-02-09 05:14 AM	#115
Fletch might very well be the funniest comedy ever made	Symarip	Jul-02-09 09:08 AM	#123
I came this close to buying this place.	Common Sense Party	Jul-02-09 11:05 AM	#127
LIFE! DO YOU HEAR ME? GIVE MY CREATION... LIFE!	csziggy	Jul-01-09 10:55 PM	#48
I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!	RainDog	Jul-01-09 11:00 PM	#51
My, she was yar.	BarenakedLady	Jul-01-09 11:05 PM	#53
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. And therefore?	Gonzo Gardener	Jul-01-09 11:07 PM	#55
I was under your porch because I love you!	gardenista	Jul-01-09 11:14 PM	#59
best line in that movie.	mopinko	Jul-02-09 10:00 PM	#147
i don't think he's sorry. do you think he's sorry?	mopinko	Jul-01-09 11:18 PM	#60
No wire coat hangers-- EVER!!	foxfeet	Jul-01-09 11:21 PM	#63
"Come Back! I'll Bite Your Kneecaps Off!	alphafemale	Jul-01-09 11:23 PM	#64
Get in.	WilliamPitt	Jul-01-09 11:26 PM	#67
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.	Left Is Write	Jul-01-09 11:34 PM	#71
There is an endless supply of white men. There has always been a limited number of human beings.	amerikat	Jul-02-09 12:03 AM	#97
Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover.	dixiegrrrrl	Jul-02-09 12:27 AM	#107
Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.	AllenVanAllen	Jul-02-09 12:29 AM	#108
someone had to do it ...	velvet	Jul-02-09 12:48 AM	#109
The natives over there are cannibals. They eat liars with the same enthusiasm as they eat honest men	Ellipsis	Jul-02-09 01:42 AM	#110
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"?	bluesbassman	Jul-02-09 02:01 AM	#111
As you wish.	jobycom	Jul-02-09 03:43 AM	#112
Pizza to go!	krispos42	Jul-02-09 03:52 AM	#113
I see you have made your decision,	AllenVanAllen	Jul-02-09 05:33 AM	#116
Alright,Who brought the dog.	Sky Masterson	Jul-02-09 05:54 AM	#117
I, I don't care if they, if they lay me off either	XemaSab	Jul-02-09 06:09 AM	#118
'Bon apetit'	Oeditpus Rex	Jul-02-09 06:12 AM	#119
"It's wafer thin!"	gmoney	Jul-02-09 11:15 PM	#154
It's a STIFF!	XemaSab	Jul-02-09 06:22 AM	#120
Sorry I had a fight at your black panther party	Sky Masterson	Jul-02-09 07:14 AM	#121
I loved her! I love her still. And he stole her from me.	Justyce	Jul-02-09 08:35 AM	#122
What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy!	LynneSin	Jul-02-09 09:30 AM	#124
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.	seemunkee	Jul-02-09 09:34 AM	#125
+10 000	mix	Jul-04-09 06:35 PM	#156
Charlie Don't Surf	Burma Jones	Jul-02-09 09:40 AM	#126
"Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?"	Gidney N Cloyd	Jul-02-09 12:37 PM	#129
Yaaaaaaaay! One of my favorite scenes.	Bertha Venation	Jul-02-09 02:52 PM	#139
"Get off... the nuclear... Warhead."	Ellipsis	Jul-02-09 01:18 PM	#130
You've gotta be fucking kidding...	PVnRT	Jul-02-09 02:00 PM	#131
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot...	PVnRT	Jul-02-09 02:04 PM	#132
I aim to misbehave	PVnRT	Jul-02-09 02:11 PM	#134
Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here.	PVnRT	Jul-02-09 02:19 PM	#135
Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called cannibalism	backtoblue	Jul-02-09 02:31 PM	#136
I think I just froze the left half of my brain!	redqueen	Jul-02-09 02:52 PM	#138
Something my granddad used to tell us. You know Macumba?	AllenVanAllen	Jul-02-09 03:39 PM	#140
The mall music from that movie pops into my head regularly.	redqueen	Jul-02-09 04:09 PM	#143
The Gonk!	AllenVanAllen	Jul-02-09 04:14 PM	#144
After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again.	AllenVanAllen	Jul-02-09 03:56 PM	#141
Sissies. You let a woman beat you,huh?	PassingFair	Jul-02-09 04:02 PM	#142
It's 106 miles to Chicago...	Brother Buzz	Jul-02-09 04:27 PM	#145
I admire it's purity.	AllenVanAllen	Jul-02-09 06:16 PM	#146
I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their	pepperbear	Jul-02-09 10:15 PM	#149
When you get up in the morning, how do you decide which shade of black to wear?	XemaSab	Jul-02-09 10:18 PM	#150
My name's Rita...	XemaSab	Jul-02-09 10:22 PM	#151
Great Scott!	realisticphish	Jul-02-09 10:39 PM	#152
Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.	Ellipsis	Jul-04-09 06:28 PM	#155
"Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit.	Sky Masterson	Jul-04-09 06:35 PM	#157