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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 11:54 AM
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The Sky Masterson third (one time only) daily Poetry thread break.

Lorenzo

I questioned the shaman "What will I see"?.
"What you need to" he replied.
How vague,I think.
I really really hope he is a shaman;
The matchbook cover looked very legit.
"Thank you Lorenzo" I replied.
"Your spirit animal should show itself soon".
The effects of the shrooms were swift
Quickly I dissolved into the nether.
I was bathed in strange colors and smelled pancakes.
They were coming back up.
Hurling into the creek
The chunks transmogrified into fish.
I became one.
A fish chunk.
Could this be my spirit animal?
It was not,
nor was the large paw that tore me from the creek moments later.
It's teeth sank in and consumed me.
Would my guide be this bear?
The answer was no.
I journeyed through the stomach and intestines and was passed.
I knew it!
Bears do shit in the woods.
Spattered on the ground
I became grass.
Could my spirit animal be a plant?
Several weeks I rested there.
Until one day a creature came toward me and kissed me.
My soul absorbed into her lips and i was carried toward the creek.
Looking down into the ripples
I saw what my spirit animal was.
The llama.
I woke as soon as I saw this.
Springing to my feet I cried out "I'm a llama"."Lorenzo"!
"Lorenzo"?
My wallet lay open and empty.
My spirit animal was gone.

-Sky
If you like my poetry check out more at http://www.youvegottonefeckingkiddingme.org

(See D_A One llama as promised :) )
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   You are killing me  miss_american_pie   Jun-27-09 12:00 PM   #1 
   He hee..  Sky Masterson   Jun-27-09 12:02 PM   #2 
      I do no such thing.  miss_american_pie   Jun-27-09 12:03 PM   #3 
         Of course not.  Sky Masterson   Jun-27-09 01:32 PM   #4 
   Loved it!  Gonzo Gardener   Jun-27-09 03:17 PM   #5 
   Thank you  Sky Masterson   Jun-27-09 05:53 PM   #7 
   MY LLAMA POEM!!!1!!1!1!!!!! WOO HOOOO!!!  Dangerously Amused   Jun-27-09 03:50 PM   #6 
   You likey :o)  Sky Masterson   Jun-27-09 05:56 PM   #8 
   Fabulous!  suninvited   Jun-27-09 05:59 PM   #9 
      Sigh..  Sky Masterson   Jun-27-09 06:09 PM   #10 
         I know what you mean  suninvited   Jun-27-09 06:11 PM   #11 
 
miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 12:00 PM
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1. You are killing me
Literally. I'm dying here trying not to guffaw in the library.

:hi:
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 12:02 PM
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2. He hee..
You mock my pain!!!
:P I am glad it made you smile my friend. :) :pals:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 12:03 PM
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3. I do no such thing.
;)

Enjoy your lunch.
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 01:32 PM
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4. Of course not.
'Cause you're my friend :hug:
I did (more Mexican food) :)
And now I am going to back away from this computer and go take a walk.
I sure miss having a metabolism. :P
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 03:17 PM
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5. Loved it!
:rofl:

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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 05:53 PM
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7. Thank you
Aint I a goof :P
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 03:50 PM
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6. MY LLAMA POEM!!!1!!1!1!!!!! WOO HOOOO!!!


:bounce:

OMG THANK YOU!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!1!1!!!!

:7 :7 :7

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:





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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 05:56 PM
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8. You likey :o)
:woohoo: Thank you D_A :loveya:
Im glad you enjoyed my silly poem. :hi: :hug:
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9. Fabulous!
sorry about your missing wallet
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Jun-27-09 06:09 PM
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10. Sigh..
Edited on Sat Jun-27-09 06:59 PM by Sky Masterson
Thank you.
I can get another wallet.
But to get another peyote trip where I was digested/pooped by a bear are things I'll never get back . :cry: :D :crazy:
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11. I know what you mean
and to have answered the question about the bears....well, that was priceless.
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