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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:43 PM
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a hemorrhoid?
The hemorrhoid is less painful, and you know it will eventually go away.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:48 PM
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1. How DARE you make fun of Sarah...
You need to resign from whatever work it is that you do, pronto.

:silly:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:50 PM
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2. I'm a civil servant in California. My work may not be long for this world, anyway
And it's all the fault of people like Reagan, Wilson, Deukmejian, Schwarzenegger and Palin.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:56 PM
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5. No doubt....
California needs to get back in shape- I want to move there in 10-ish years!

:hi:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:54 PM
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3. The hemorrhoid is more interesting.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:55 PM
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4. The stores are all out of "Preparation S"
:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:56 PM
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6. Lip Stick
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 03:56 PM
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7. Surgery can remove the hemorrhoid, but nothing can remove Sarah from the tabloids.
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vadawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:00 PM
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8. none you would want neither hanging out of your ass
:shrug:
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:02 PM
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9. Aw c'mon. Even Sarah Palin could outshine
a hemorrhoid.

She's seriously misguided, yes. Not too bright, sure. But knock some of the rough edges off, and somehow induce her not to talk, and she'd outshine even the best looking hemorrhoid.
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dynasaw Donating Member (664 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:03 PM
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10. No Difference
between SP and hemorrhoids--they are both a pain in the arse.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:07 PM
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11. There's no danger a hemorrhoid will ever become president. nt
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:08 PM
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12. Actually, didn't we just HAVE a hemorrhoid as president for 8 years?
Edited on Thu Jun-25-09 04:09 PM by arbusto_baboso
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:17 PM
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13. No, just a humungus arse. With a haemorrhoid. nt
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