My two dogs are engaged in a pissing match.

[hedgehog]

Seriously - I think Guinness has noticed that he outweighs Pooka by about 40 pounds, so he's starting to ask himself why he always backs off when Pooka demands the best noms. Last night they had a barking/shoving match, but we broke it up because Pooka didn't seem aware that he should back down. Today they are taking turns marking a chair leg here, a basket there.

[cwydro]

1. When I take mine for a walk,

if one pisses in a certain place, then the other has to go in the EXACT area.

[hedgehog]

2. I think one of the cats started it by horking up a hairball

on Pooka's sleeping spot.