What's the weirdest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

[arbusto_baboso]

For me:

"When lutefisk is outlawed, only outlaws will have lutefisk."

[TheMightyFavog]

1. I thought the UN classified lutefisk as a chemical weapon.

:shrug:

[Xithras]

2. "Jesus was my co-pilot...

...but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

Saw that on the back of a minivan with a Jesusfish and a 10" tall John 3:16 sticker, of all places.

[Richardo]

3. "If you can read this, thank the doctor who didn't abort you"

It just has such massive amounts of wrong, and on so many levels. It's mind-boggling, really.


You may not be surprised to know that this was in Houston.

[mitchum]

4. "Even Darwin Knows The Truth Now"...with a graphic of a little tombstone

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

[suninvited]

5. I think they were trying to imply

that after Darwin died, he of course discovered that there is a God and that his evolution theory was all wrong.

[madinmaryland]

7. Darwin pulled a Walt Starr and was TS'ed from DU by Skinner??

:wtf:

[mitchum]

11. Maybe that's it!

[Moondog]

6. "I'm driving my children's inheritance".

This is what passes for humor in Florida.

I've got to move.

[Shell Beau]

15. That's bad!

[triguy46]

38. Don't need that bumper sticker, I'm just doin' it.

[bif]

8. "Question Co-existence"

[mcctatas]

9. "Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ"

but I guess it covered the most popular bumper sticker themes :P

[abq e streeter]

19. scariest part of that is that they may mean it

[Archae]

10. On the rusty bumper of a beater...

"Experimental Entropy Vehicle."

[mitchum]

12. "Vegetarian Is The Indian Word For Bad Hunter"...

I'm an omnivore with no apologies, but what kind of ass says "Hey, I'm gonna drive around and try to piss off vegetarians"?

[mcctatas]

13. I will probably be send to liberal girl hell....

but that made me giggle :evilgrin:

[HopeHoops]

14. "Vaginas Are Way Cool" - one of those little oval-shaped ones.

My wife and I were howling when we saw that - and the guy had a girl in the car with him.

[Initech]

16. "In case of rapture - car's yours!"

:wtf:

Does this mean there'll be a lot of empty cars on the road when the rapture happens?

[mitchum]

32. I argue that rapture believers should not be allowed to have a driver's license...

they are willingly endangering everyone else on the road when there crazyass thing "happens"
How is that any different than driving drunk?

[Pool Hall Ace]

17. CHOOSE LIFE - your mom did!

Yes, she chose. So the bearer of the sticker must be pro-choice, correct?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

18. On a red pickup in Woodbridge, Virginia -

"I snatch kisses and vice versa."

Chased him for about five miles, but he got away...........................

[Symarip]

20. That was you behind me?!

If only I knew.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

23. So, leaning on the horn,

flashing lights, and throwing lighted flares at you didn't get your attention?

doG knows I tried...............

[Moondog]

21. It's been a few years since I lived in Metro DC but

Woodbridge isn't a place I would have expected to see that bumper sticker. I guess they have lightened up a bit down there.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

25. It was the perfect redneck truck,

with the straggly-haired fat dude behind the wheel and the Confederate flag sticker right above the gun rack.

That's why the bumper sticker absolutely flipped me out.

You would not believe the whole Woodbridge/Lake Ridge/Occoquan area - in the past several years, it's just exploded. It's pretty awful......................

[hellbound-liberal]

22. This one's a bit esoteric but I thought it was funny:

"The FAA: We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy" Must have been a disgruntled pilot.

[Sabriel]

24. "My gamer fragged your honor student."

Sigh.

[TrogL]

26. I brake for hallucinations

Had it on the back of my car which eventually went to the boneyard. I haven't found a replacement sticker. I miss it.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

28. Flashback ..........

On a back road in southern Maine, not far from the beach, I was driving to pick up a friend who got stranded in Kennbunkport, it was dark, I had smoked a bit before the call came, and some pals were with me.

1966. Winter.

This family of ghosts kept trying to cross the road, and I kept slamming on the brakes. My friends kept screaming. They couldn't see the ghosts, but no one doubted they were there.

The trip took forever, but it's still one of the scariest memories we all have. Toking and driving = not a good idea..................

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. "Dead guys stay stiff longer."

Had some sort of proper name on it, might have been a band name.

[Initech]

44. Could be a reason not to use Viagra, too.

[FloridaJudy]

29. "Buckle up.

It makes it harder for the Aliens to suck you out of your car".

I actually had that on my last vehicle.

[Ohio Joe]

30. Back in the early 80's sometime

When every other bumper sticker was "I heart something" (with an actual heart, not the word), a few friends and I found a little store in NYC that sold little round stickers with a picture of a screw. We bought a bunch of them and started putting them on other people cars (using it to cover the heart). heh, good times.

[Rob H.]

31. Not as weird as some, but...

"Rugby players eat their dead." A rugby-playing friend of mine sported that one on his car for years.

[Orsino]

33. Confederate flag sticker next to a "United We Stand" US flag...

...on the same bumper.

[Orsino]

34. deleted dupe

[Ikonoklast]

35. "My Other Car Is Also A Piece Of Shit Like This One"

Honest, at the very least.

[eppur_se_muova]

36. McCain/Palin 2008

seriously, I recently saw something deeply disturbing ....









(remember, McCain is written across the top, Palin on the bottom)









Someone had taken a McCain/Palin bumper sticker ...









and cut off the top half. :puke::scared::puke::scared::puke::scared::puke::scared:

[Texasgal]

37. "my other car is a broom"

:rofl:

[triguy46]

39. Not so weird, but it's what we have...

[Skittles]

40. "IF YOU AIN'T TEXAN YOU AIN'T SHIT"

translates into IF YOU'RE TEXAN YOU'RE SHIT :o

[triguy46]

41. The curse of the double negative strikes again. The bain of the rural rube.

[Sisaruus]

42. It was upside down...

If you can read this, roll me over.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. I wish I had that on my old Freep Mobile

[kentauros]

43. Only the one I used to have on my car, years ago:

(not my car, there)

However, I took it off after September 11th. Luckily, it was magnetic.

I did do weird things with the magnetic material like slap it on the back of a dead floppy and put it on the roof of my car. You'd be amazed how many people would try to tell me that I had a disk on top of my car, even though were were going 60+ mph