What is the recipe for Fomenting a Riot in GD?

[BuelahWitch]

Is it a Super Secret or open to anyone?
Is there a Riot Fomenting Clique?
Do they all Call Congress Right Fucking Now?
What do they do when not calling Congress?
Inquiring minds want to know...

[realisticphish]

1. more importantly

are corn flakes and chicken involved?

[BuelahWitch]

2. Corn flakes and chicken are Lounge Riot material

The GD Riot Fomenters would just turn up their nose at it.

[Swede]

3. Post something about something,then step back.

It's pretty volatile.

[DarkTirade]

6. Or the alternatives: post something about something and stay there to argue.

Or respond to someone else's post and step back.

Or respond to someone else's post and stay there and argue.

Any of those four options is guaranteed to start a flame war. :P

[CreekDog]

4. Take a middle-ground, pragmatic position

or a strong one on either side. :think:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Post about DADT

[fishnfla]

7. first start with cheese

[BuelahWitch]

9. Ah that fucking stinky cheese!

Initiator of riots since the beginning of time!

[fishnfla]

10. fight fire with fire

or in this case, gas with gas

[EastTennesseeDem]

8. Say the following:

"I respectfully disagree, but I make no judgment of you as a person."

Watch out.

[Aristus]

11. Post an OP decrying guns, smoking, the Confederate flag, or something.

You'll have a riot before you can start the timer...

[jobycom]

12. Don't know, but the second post should be "Thank you for your concern."

And the third or fourth should be "Cue the (fill in the blank) deniers (or apologists) in 3 2 1."

Only misspell words like too, and don't use punctuation so no one knows what the hell are they talking about?

[Zavulon]

13. Express a positive or negative opinion about Hillary.

Those who believe she can do no wrong will jump in and tear at those who believe she is a useless political whore, and vice versa. It's a blast.

[bridgit]

14. Oh, I know what it is, but I also know where it is ~

You want I should bring back a little tincture you'cun drop in some hot water? They say it'll ail your cure :):(

[Odin2005]

15. Post about Vaccines, Alternative Medicine, "Obama Fanboys", having anti-choice friends, etc...

[leeroysphitz]

35. I tried that here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5822227&mesg_id=5822227


But it just didn't have the legs to turn into a good flame war...

[Dr. Strange]

16. Recipe here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5839067#5839082

[BuelahWitch]

28. Wow, oatmeal cookies!

Who'd a thunk oatmeal cookies would send GD into orbit?

[mnhtnbb]

17. Open to anyone who questions the prevailing wisdom. Stoning follows.

[carlyhippy]

18. geeze, post something pro SUV, pro-walmart, pro-foreign automaker

then RUN, get outta the way of the flying objects

[Robeson]

19. Call someone a conspiracy theorist, or coincidence theorist...

...either one works.

[charlie and algernon]

20. or accuse someone of swallowing all government propaganda

[Robeson]

21. Yeah. That's usually covered under the Coincidence Theorist...

...category.

[charlie and algernon]

22. ah ok

I can only stomach a minute in the dungeon, so I'm not up with all the lingo they use. I just happened to read the gov't propaganda line used a few times.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. Post something completely logical.

[LostinVA]

30. Like you would know anything about THAT

:eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Sorry, couldn't hear you.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

33. Ick -- disgusting -- hey, check PM

[name not needed]

24. Start a thread about your neighbor's Volkswagen.

[woo me with science]

25. Say something nice about America.

There is a certain contingent that can't STAND that.

[Giant Robot]

26. One word

Vaccines.

That is all.

[Arkansas Granny]

27. Oh, in GD, not the Lounge. Not enough coffee, yet.

[sarge43]

29. Omnivore v. carnivore v. herbivore

Add some corn flake fried chicken -- smoking holes, crashed aircraft, beached ships and mods shooting the wounded.

:nuke:

[Pharlo]

31. Bonus points if you can include a union statement -

pro or con, doesn't matter.

[sarge43]

37. Now you're talking nuclear exchange. n/t

[old mark]

34. 1. Go to GD and post anything listed in any post above.

I guarantee you someone will teke issue with it, and call you "vile" - that seems to be the progressive epithet of the year.

Respond to your respondant.

You will get something, at least.

Have a great day, and good luck with your project.

mark:patriot:

[Odin2005]

36. Say anything positive about domestic cars.

Poor DainBramaged is constantly a victim of bashing by Snooty Toyota drivers whose image of Ford is still that of some 1980s "Fix Or Repair Daily" clinker. :banghead: