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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 08:03 PM
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There are kids playing outside and it never fails
with most of them you just hear the innocuous yelling and laughing and whatever.

but there's almost always 1 that just absolutely screeches. :wtf:

they are a distance away and it doesn't really bother me, it's just that one kid, why do some kids have voices or do those things to go right through your skull?

do i need to :hide: for saying this?
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 08:07 PM
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1. No, read my rant on kids on the bottom of this page
There's always one kid that's so obnoxious that it forever blackens your heart towards all the other snot-nosed brats in the group.

Someone taught them how to screech like that. It just ain't natural.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 08:08 PM
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2. My son Johnny is that kid. When he gets very excited his voice gets super high pitched and screechy.
This happens because he was born with a cleft lip and palate and although the surgeons at Chldren's Hospital in Detroit have worked wonders on him over the years his cranial facial differences do give him a higher pitched more nasal quality.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 08:08 PM
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3. Take out your hearing aids, Grandpa.
Problem solved.










Are they on your lawn again, too? You can shake your cane at them.



:hide:




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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 08:24 PM
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5. Hush fat whistle boy
:rofl:
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 08:46 PM
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6. I'll hide your teeth.
And give you peanut brittle.




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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 08:10 PM
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4. There's a kid on our street that will blow a whistle for hours, if his parents aren't around
Edited on Sun Jun-07-09 08:48 PM by HarukaTheTrophyWife
We called him "Fat Whistle Boy" for months, until we found out his real name last week.

On edit: This kid is like 11, which makes it worse.
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