If Sinatra were still alive, I'll bet he could kick EACH and EVERY one of your ASSES.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Just sayin', not that he would or anything. You'd probably have to provoke him by saying something like "Hey, Frank, howzit goin'?" Then he'd say "THAT'S MR. SINATRA" and then he'd F-you-UP. Ring a ding ding!

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1. Excuse me...are you reading “Yes I Can”?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. You know what the title of that book should be? "Yes, I Can If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK".

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7. ‘Cause Frank calls the shots for all of those guys.'

Did you get to the part yet where uh...Sammy is coming out of the Copa...it’s about 3 o’clock in the morning and uh...he sees Frank? Frank’s walking down Broadway by himself....

[Dr. Strange]

15. *rolls window up*

[3.14158675309]

17. Fuckin’ limeys.

[Dr. Strange]

20. Well, you know...

they’re not uh,...used to that world.

[3.14158675309]

21. Yeah yeah.

[Dr. Strange]

22. You know Frank Sinatra...

it’s a different world that they’re in.

[3.14158675309]

24. You know, it’s just that people like this...you know... they get all they want so they don’t

really understand, you know...about a life like Frank’s. I mean, you know when you’ve loved and lost the way Frank has, then you uh ...you know what life’s about.

[latebloomer]

2. He could even kick all your asses NOW!!

[Sky Masterson]

3. ..

Hell Yeah! He'd snap a fucking Narwhal in half!

[Jade Fox]

5. Then he would break our hearts singing "Night and Day".....nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. A very cool and very unique album:

...unique for the fact that it's a female vocalist performing an entire album of Sinatra songs, but especially unique because she chose 13 songs that fit together personally in terms of mood. This isn't the brash Las Vegas Chairman of the Board Frank, it's the moody "after hours" stuff from his earlier albums. Absolutely one of the greatest CDs in my collection.

1. What'll I Do 5:42
2. Only the Lonely
3. I'll Be Around
4. All the Way 5:49
5. I Think of You
6. Where or When
7. Without a Song
8. I Could Have Told You
9. Emily
10. Last Night When We Were Young
11. Fly Me to the Moon
12. Last Dance / Dancing in the Dark

http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Dark-Tierney-Sutton/dp/B0... /

[taterguy]

6. He'd be 94 years old

He might be able to kick my ass

But one or two others on this site could probably handle him

[Left Is Write]

8. I sincerely doubt he'd want to kick my ass.

After all, I do have all of his records!

[Sky Masterson]

10. You should give him his records back.

Or Frank might choke ya.

[Left Is Write]

11. No, he wouldn't.

I've got some of them prominently displayed in places of honor. He would be pleased.

[Sky Masterson]

18. I think he would give a lovely gasser such as yourself a little slack.

(GASSER. A man or woman highly admired, considered to be the best or "The End!")

Man I'd love to see them. I have a boatload of Frank records too(some framed).
I knew you were a lady of impeccable taste.

[TK421]

9. Of course, it would be his bodyguards doing all the ass kicking

Frankie would just be giving the killing stare

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. "Steve...kick his ass."

The late Phil Hartman's "The Sinatra Group" bit from SNL is still one of his all-time top 10 bits.

[Left Is Write]

14. I loved that sketch - thought of it immediately upon seeing this thread.

[NightWatcher]

16. fav Sinatra story: when he offered to have Woody Allen beat up over his affair with Soon Yi

Mia Farrow was married to Frank and Woody (wow, talk about not haveing a "type"). When Sinatra heard that Woody was fooling aroud with their adopted daughter he threatened to beat up Woody. Unfortunately, Mia declined the offer

[azmouse]

19. Well Abe Vigoda IS still alive

and he's just waiting for the chance to kick some ass!!

[Mojambo]

23. Sinatra was a douche. n/t

[Amerigo Vespucci]

27. Yeah, but...

...as we all know, the world loves a douche.

Remember that song by Gary Lewis & The Playboys, "Everybody Loves A Douche So Why Don't You?"

[Orrex]

25. But first, he'd probably ask someone to dig him up

First things first, you know.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

29. No, I prefer to believe that if he WILLED it, Frank could dig HIMSELF up.

Er...wait a minute.

That last one sounded a little batshit crazy, even for me.

You're right...he'd need some help, and a lot of it.

[Orrex]

30. He'd probably will Dean-o and Sammy back to life and have *them* dig him up

[Amerigo Vespucci]

31. OK, that one makes sense to me...

...because while his powers might be limited, I think he could pull that one off.

[old mark]

26. If Sinatra were still alive, he'd be older than fucking dirt and probably

wearing a diaper.

Fuck him anyway.

mark

[Amerigo Vespucci]

28. As an Italian, I tend to look right past the "he was a prick" stuff...

...he came out of Hoboken and conquered the fucking WORLD. Before Elvis. Before the Beatles. Before American Motherfucking IDOL.

Fuck him anyway?

Thanks, but no thanks.

[Zavulon]

32. He'd never have to throw a punch - all he'd have to do to make me suffer is sing.

What an overrated sack of crap.

[latebloomer]

33. BLASPHEMY!!!

[Zavulon]

34. I know.

I get the same when I express my real opinion about Springsteen's music, too.

[latebloomer]

35. Yes, and you would get it from me! :-)

[blueknight]

36. uh

at 5'7 135 pounds? i would pick him up and throw him thru a window. always loved franks music though