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Donating Member (549 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 06:28 PM
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YIKES! A guy just sat next me in the computer lab and-
He is wearing some kind of 50 year old aftershave!

I mean, a whole FREAKING bottle of the stuff.

Can't breath...Need help!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 06:29 PM
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1. Ask him it he really finds it necessary to marinate in it.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 06:30 PM
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2. I live in a duplex and every time
my neighbor does the laundy I almost puke from the purfume coming out of the vent and into my kitchen window. Nothing is worse than perfume/cologne wearers that have no sense of smell.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 06:30 PM
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3. Bud Light salutes you, Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer.
(Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wear-eeeerrrr...)
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 06:31 PM
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4. Poor guy
Maybe he's got really strong B.O. and was just trying to cover it up.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 06:31 PM
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5. "Shower, shmower. Daddy's more of a cologne man." -Homer
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Donating Member (549 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 06:37 PM
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6. Oh My Gawd! My Eyes, MY EYES!
MY EYES ARE ON FIRE! Nose Hairs are smoking!

AARRGGGH!
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 07:50 PM
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7. Oh barf!
I hate that. Why do people feel the need to douse themselves in artificial scents? Icky!
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mlawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 07:57 PM
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8. Hey, is it Jade East, or Hai Karate???
I have been looking for that stuff for years. Nostalgia, you know.

Cheer up, it COULD be B.O..... x(
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Donating Member (549 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-04 08:07 PM
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9. I'm not sure which is worse
It wasn't Hi Karate. my Dad wore that when I was a kid, I still like the lemon/lime smell.

It was more like old man just got a hair cut smell, maybe some kind of hair oil or tonic or ...I dunno.

In a small dose it might not have been so bad. But this was no small dose.

This was the Supreme Mother of the "Opps I spilled it all over my head and them wiped it off with the shirt I'm still wearing" variety of odors that goes beyond lack of discreation and enters the realm of dangerous insensitivity.

Blind, deaf, mute, numb..what the hell is the word for "Cant Smell Anything Anymore?"
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