Is the fauxhawk the mullet of the '00s?

[BurtWorm]

[LeftinOH]

1. Thats what my hair looks like when I get out of bed -

[HopeHoops]

2. Possibly - both have "DUMBER THAN FUCK" written all over them.

:silly: :crazy:

[old mark]

7. If you wear your ball cap with the brim at a 90 degree angle

and wear your hair like that underneath, it is the DUMBER than dumber than shit look.

mark

[SoxFan]

21. The Douchapeau

[HughBeaumont]

28. Rectalips.

Better lay off that shoe polish, there . . .

:puke:

[Bunny]

3. I think I would look good with that.

[Richardo]

5. The guy or the haircut?

[Bunny]

12. Both, silly.

;)

:D :hi:

[Richardo]

14. ..

:dunce:






;) :hi:

[Rambis]

4. It is for the jessie's of the EPL

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2ManUPuff.mp3

[Rosie1223]

10. I'm sorry, what was the question?

[Moondog]

6. If not it'll do until something worse comes along.

[jobycom]

8. That's basically how I wear my hair.

Well, except on the top, where it all fell out. But spiritually it looks kind of like that.

[BurtWorm]

9. Perhaps there will be a combover--or combup--in the fauxhawk style.

:think:

[jobycom]

15. I'd have to reach pretty far down the sides for anything to comb over.

[Enrique]

11. looks 80's to me

I don't think the 00's had any distinctive style.

[mikeytherat]

13. It's a very good look, I must say.

mikey_the_rat

[arbusto_baboso]

16. No, I think the fauxhawk is the "mall hair" of the 00s.

[City of Mills]

17. I call it the sleestack

And yeah, I think it's the cut of the moment - I see it all the time now.

[ElboRuum]

18. Fauxhawk? I've always called it the "Hey, Look At Me! I'm a Douchenozzle."

[LSdemocrat]

19. I'd go with the not exactly a beard, not exactly a goatee, but some overly stylized thing in between

[hibbing]

29. *snort*

Hi,
I love this comment and have a few of them running through my mind now that you mentioned it, thanks for the laugh.

Peace

[HughBeaumont]

20. Douchebags are teh new mullets.

And that is one of the many marks of douchebagdom.

[SoxFan]

22. Indeed

[HughBeaumont]

25. A note about the first . . phot . . . wait a minnit, are those fuckers MANSCAPING the eyebrows?

Holy shit. That's just stupid.

#2: Douche Triplets. That's what was missing. LOOK OVER THERE, A STEROID DEALER!!! (all run . . )

#3: Tertiary syphillis, human skinning and plague. Famine, coratid arterial knifing and sledgehammer bludgeon.

Anyhoo, back to the first photo . . . the middle and most loathesome bag making the kissy lips that say "bash 'dese in wit a Loueyville sluggah, yo!" is not-so-affectionately known as "Joey Porsche" on the "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" site. He has an entire WING devoted to his baggedness.

LSS, one of his "posse" tipped him off to his sudden internet "fame" and he responded. Read this bit of awesomeness:

"HAHAHA I laugh at your comments you fucking ringworms!! The pussy we get is the type of shit you jack off to EVERY FUCKING NITE!! Come down to Jersey and we'll really show you whats going on with the GOOSE!! buch of flammers !!"

I don't really know what a "flammer" is, but I'm guessing it's got something to do with 'flim-flam' . . . or something.

"Come down to Jersey." Astounding. Not sticking around for the "goose", thanks.

[SoxFan]

26. Flammers

You know you can only hope to be as awesome as this guy...

[HughBeaumont]

27. Why do I get the feeling these 'bags talk like Soulja Boy raps?

And what's with the underwear? Women LIKE that? Even ones with IQs that don't apparently match their bra size?

Thank gawd I'm married. If this is what pollutes the modern bar/club/singles scene, they can keep that trophy.

[DarkTirade]

23. Hmm. It's not QUITE as bad, but it does seem to fill a similar niche.

[tabbycat31]

24. you can't forget the ShamWow dude's fauxhawk

[LostInAnomie]

30. I think any time it's obvious a guy puts effort into "sculpting" his hair he should be ridiculed.

Gelling it is fine. Combing it a certain way is fine. Once you put a lot of time, effort, and products into getting it to look a trendy way, you are a douche and should be laughed at every time you are in public.

The fauxhawk is bad, but the one I hated the most out of the 00's is the "I spent an hour trying to get my hair to look like I just work up" that was popular in the early to mid-00's. There used to be this guy in one of my classes in college that I swear spent at least an hour and $5 in hair products just to make his hair look like shit everyday.

[Sheltiemama]

31. Oh, God, I hope not.