Really REALLY random questions.

[Deep13]

1. If one doesn't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why sing about it?

2. Have you tried Dairy Queen's fudge nut waffle bowl? Well, what the hell are you waiting for?

3. Which is the worse wildlife encounter while swimming: cotton mouth snake or snapping turtle?

4. Now that Fox has cancelled Sarah Connor as the latest in a line of shows I like that they've cancelled, where am I supposed to get my Summer Glau fix?

5. Dark matter: astronomers are just making that shit up, aren't they?

6. Tonight you're mine, so kiss me, but will you love me tomorrow?

7. If a neighbor calls the police on me because my lawn looks too wild, am I justified in tearing up her lawn with my car tires? What if I already did?

[Deja Q]

1. Random answers to the right questions

1. If one doesn't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why sing about it?
Yes, but it was originally called 'strange matter'.

2. Have you tried Dairy Queen's fudge nut waffle bowl? Well, what the hell are you waiting for?
Yes, because you're always lickable and I hate waiting. :9

3. Which is the worse wildlife encounter while swimming: cotton mouth snake or snapping turtle?
What if I hate 'em both?
:hide:

4. Now that Fox has cancelled Sarah Connor as the latest in a line of shows I like that they've cancelled, where am I supposed to get my Summer Glau fix?
Yes, you're justified. But if you tear up her tires, she'll need to find replacement silicone somewhere...

5. Dark matter: astronomers are just making that shit up, aren't they?
Because the Osmonds would otherwise go broke.

6. Tonight you're mine, so kiss me, but will you love me tomorrow?
Yes, because it's always lickable. :9

7. If a neighbor calls the police on me because my lawn looks too wild, am I justified in tearing up her lawn with my car tires? What if I already did?
Just watch some episodes of "Serenity".

[Deep13]

3. Fox cancelled Firefly too! nt

[realisticphish]

15. I will hate them until the end of time, for no other reason than this

Goddamned bastards :grr:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. K.

1. If one doesn't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why sing about it?

It's a new-age positive affirmation, first profferred by Wayne Dyer.

2. Have you tried Dairy Queen's fudge nut waffle bowl? Well, what the hell are you waiting for?

The cognitive dissonance always results in my eating the plastic spork by mistake. I'm seeking counseling in order to resolve the matter so that I may get on with the fudgy goodness.

3. Which is the worse wildlife encounter while swimming: cotton mouth snake or snapping turtle?

This must be qualified: If naked and male, snapping turtle. Otherwise, if stoned, cotton mouth snake.

4. Now that Fox has cancelled Sarah Connor as the latest in a line of shows I like that they've cancelled, where am I supposed to get my Summer Glau fix?

Form a conspiracy theory that the Fox network are Terminators and have just won the war. Now get started fighting back, leading the rebellion.

5. Dark matter: astronomers are just making that shit up, aren't they?

Don't be dark. -Millenium

6. Tonight you're mine, so kiss me, but will you love me tomorrow?

Love is mostly friction. -The Residents

7. If a neighbor calls the police on me because my lawn looks too wild, am I justified in tearing up her lawn with my car tires? What if I already did?

Immediately phone a home improvement show and make a case for car tire lawn art projects. If they pick it up, you'll have a valid argument in your favor should it ever go to court.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Okey, Dokey.

Only cause I wuvs you, because these questions are the suck.

1. If one doesn't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why sing about it? It rhymes. The hallmark of a classic tune.

2. Have you tried Dairy Queen's fudge nut waffle bowl? Well, what the hell are you waiting for? No. The Apocalypse apparently.

3. Which is the worse wildlife encounter while swimming: cotton mouth snake or snapping turtle? Snake.

4. Now that Fox has cancelled Sarah Connor as the latest in a line of shows I like that they've cancelled, where am I supposed to get my Summer Glau fix? Supernatural on the CW. I am tired of telling you people this.

5. Dark matter: astronomers are just making that shit up, aren't they? Dude, they fucking drink Tang. What do you think? :eyes:

6. Tonight you're mine, so kiss me, but will you love me tomorrow? Probably not. I'll be gone like a Bat out of Hell.

7. If a neighbor calls the police on me because my lawn looks too wild, am I justified in tearing up her lawn with my car tires? What if I already did? In most areas, you would be remiss NOT to. So, yeah. :thumbsup:

[Deep13]

7. Supernatural, huh? Thanks. nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. 1. The Blue tail fly cares.

2. I haven't been to DQ in a few years.

3. Snapping turtle.

4. Isn't there a new Terminator movie?

5. It's the Dark Side of the Force.

6. Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose Worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom:
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
–William Shakespeare

7. No. But it'd be fine to blow dandelion seeds in her direction. Want some?

[Deep13]

8. I have plenty, thanks though. nt

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Mine:

1. If one doesn't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why sing about it?
It's Twitter time. Everything's important now that we have the internets.

2. Have you tried Dairy Queen's fudge nut waffle bowl? Well, what the hell are you waiting for?
Nope, and, perhaps I'll try it if it comes available here - if it passes the food tests, that is.

3. Which is the worse wildlife encounter while swimming: cotton mouth snake or snapping turtle?
Cotton mouth, of course. Snapping turtles don't have venom, so it's just ouch.

4. Now that Fox has cancelled Sarah Connor as the latest in a line of shows I like that they've cancelled, where am I supposed to get my Summer Glau fix?
You lost me there. No idea Sarah Connor even made it to the US television expeditionary broadcast forces. That's pretty sad to begin with. Summer Glau? Go to an eye doctor!

5. Dark matter: astronomers are just making that shit up, aren't they?
Yeah, because they all went to an optometrist and got the cool gravitational lenses for their WIMP frames. I still believe the universe is hold together by duct tape.

6. Tonight you're mine, so kiss me, but will you love me tomorrow?
I'll send you an SMS and let you know.

7. If a neighbor calls the police on me because my lawn looks too wild, am I justified in tearing up her lawn with my car tires? What if I already did?
Do not use your Hummer as a weapon of revenge. Invite your neighbor and have a lawn-mowing party!

[Deep13]

9. Dude, some of those fucking turtles can take a mo-fo's hand off!

They grow big around here.

SMS? Shiny metal siding?

Not all Americans drive Hummers you know. I have a VW station wagon.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Just don't lend them your hand

while watching out for snakes. ;)

SMS = Text messages. I thought the term was international?

VW station wagon? That's almost a Volvo, and, therefore, close to a Hummer. Really.

:hi:

[Deep13]

12. I don't have a mobile telephone, so I don't know anything about that...

...except apparently it is now possible not only to remove oneself from a face to face conversation to a telephone conversation; one can now eliminate even that much personal interaction by typing a conversation.

And Hummers are like two VWs wide and three VWs tall!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. you dont have a cell phone? how do you live?

[Deep13]

22. LOL

You know whole generations of people lived their whole lives without them!

I don't like the idea of being reachable anytime, anywhere. It's too much like a leash.

:spray:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. shocking. absolutely shocking.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. sms=british for text messages

[Mojo_electro]

10. ....

1. If one doesn't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why sing about it?

OK! I admit it!! I secretly DO care! :cry:

2. Have you tried Dairy Queen's fudge nut waffle bowl? Well, what the hell are you waiting for?

The next full moon.

3. Which is the worse wildlife encounter while swimming: cotton mouth snake or snapping turtle?

Snake sounds more dangerous...

4. Now that Fox has cancelled Sarah Connor as the latest in a line of shows I like that they've cancelled, where am I supposed to get my Summer Glau fix?

If only I knew what that was....

5. Dark matter: astronomers are just making that shit up, aren't they?

"Obey Gravity: It's the law!"

6. Tonight you're mine, so kiss me, but will you love me tomorrow?

Nope, we're still buds though. ;-)

7. If a neighbor calls the police on me because my lawn looks too wild, am I justified in tearing up her lawn with my car tires? What if I already did?

Survive, Evade, Resist, Escape

[skygazer]

13. Random answers

1. Why not?

2. No, a streetcar.

3. Snake

4. Reruns?

5. You betcha!

6. No. :shrug:

7. Yes, but blame it on the opposite neighbor.

[Gormy Cuss]

14. Semi-Thoughtful answers to your Really REALLY Random Questions.

1. I don't care because Jimmy is a crackhead and corn is only the latest thing he's 'cracked.'

2. No I haven't tried it. I'm waiting for the Dairy Queen fairy to drop one off at my house.

3. For me or the critter?

4. Here: http://www.myspace.com/summerglau or here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

5. I used to think so, then Cheney became the veep.

6. I don't love you tonight, the fee is $1000, and if you tip generously I may love you tomorrow.

7. Depends. Do you plan to do it as part of 'manicuring' your own wild lawn, and is 'lawn' a euphemism?

[Zavulon]

16. I can answer #4.

I haven't read the responses to the OP, so forgive me if someone has beaten me to this, but Dollhouse got renewed and Glau is going to appear on the show next year.

[DarkTirade]

17. Your Summer Glau fix? You need to concentrate on more IMPORTANT issues.

Like, for instance, where am I going to get MY Summer Glau fix?

Priorities, man, priorities!

[Deep13]

18. Um...yeah!!

Where?! :grr:

[Dogtown]

21. Specific answers:

1. I don't and I don't.

2. Gag me with a spork.

3. Leeches.

4. Stalk her! What kind of half-assed fan are you?

5. Have you ever seen any? Well, then...

6. "Good morning! I have herpes."

&. Craig's List. Hitman wanted.

[Deep13]

24. I forgot about leeches! nt