If I create an OP that gets no recs...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I get some Liquid Paper and white out the "0" in the rec column on my monitor, wait for it to dry, then take a black Sharpie and write some huge number over it...something like
"111,433".

Then I sit back with my arms folded, nod my head smugly, and gloat.

[Tobin S.]

1. Sometimes it seems like nobody loves you, so you must learn to love yourself.

[Dr. Strange]

2. Self-love is very important.

But so is proper lubrication.

[datasuspect]

4. self love and self abuse are two sides of the same coin

[Dr. Strange]

5. No way should you be talking about that stuff...

while you have that pic in your sigline.

[siligut]

3. OK, Thanks Lefty

I now have two vertical stripes of black numbers on white on my computer screen. Right now I don’t feel very smug at all. Your posts should come with a warning, “Professional mess about, don’t try this at home”.

Plus, with this group all you have to do is mention reqs and you get some.