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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:54 PM
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Failed ideas for restaurant chains.
McHitler's

Kimchee Hut

Headcheese On A Stick

The Scrapple House

International House of Violent Projectile Diarrhea
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:55 PM
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1. Mr. Cholesterol
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 12:59 PM
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2. Angry Live Skunk In The Box
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:03 PM
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3. Durian Hut
Edited on Wed May-27-09 01:04 PM by jakefrep
Balut Palace
Andrew Zimmern's All-You-Can-Eat Bizarre Eats
El Casa del Lutefisk
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:03 PM
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4. Haggus McGaggus. n/t
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:04 PM
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5. Spamalot
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:24 PM
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16. This could actually work


A lot of people have a soft spot in their hearts for Spam.

:D
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:25 PM
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18. It could only really be successful in Hawaii.
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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:04 PM
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26. Yeah,
It's called a clogged artery! :evilgrin:
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:34 PM
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39. there is Spam Jam
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:35 PM
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41. That's got to be South Korean.
I refuse to accept that that can exist here.
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:40 PM
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43. It's is in Manila
IT may not actually be that bad. That restaurant gets their Spam especially made to be nitrate/nitrite free
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:05 PM
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6. Possum King
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:06 PM
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7. Chester the Molester's Kiddy Fun Park&Ride Pizza Penthouse
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:07 PM
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8. Green Fat White Fat Blue Fat Tiki House
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fNord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:08 PM
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9. Mc Cap'n D's......
The Oyster McNuggets :puke: really did them in.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:10 PM
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10. Rodney's Roadkill Roadhouse
"What's on the street's what's good to eat!"

Menu changes hourly.

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:11 PM
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11. Clytemnestra and Aegisthus Banquet Boom Boom Room
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:12 PM
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12. Auschwitz Gas-Fired Bakery
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:13 PM
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13. To Serve Humans
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:25 PM
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17. It's a restaurant!
It's a restaurant!

But they have the best lady fingers, ever.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:22 PM
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14. The Mad Cow Steak Tartare House
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:22 PM
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15. Dick in the Box
:D
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:37 PM
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19. Captain Narwhal's
Edited on Wed May-27-09 01:37 PM by HopeHoops
"Come on down to Captain Narwhal's for our famous narwhal alfredo! Kids get a free Captain Narwhal hat, don't poke your eye out, and the Baby Narwhal Burger with a Narwhal Blubber Shake is only $3.99!"

On Edit:

FUCK YEAH!!!!1
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:45 PM
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20. Mr. Green's Recycled Salad Bar.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:50 PM
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21. Kudzu 'n' Shake
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:52 PM
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22. Cup-O-Sushi
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:53 PM
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23. Cheeboigy-Cheeboigy
Wait, we had one of those. It didn't last six months. I guess the late 70's SNL crowd is watching their expanding waists now.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:54 PM
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24. House of Uni Sushi Smoothies
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 01:54 PM
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25. Alcoholics Anonymous Brewhouse Grill
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
One beer at a time.

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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:07 PM
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27. The Stab N' Slab BBQ
"Who's for Dinner?"
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:08 PM
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28. The Soylent Greenhouse
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:12 PM
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29. Sambo's
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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:17 PM
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30. Chuggo's
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:34 PM
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40. Blago's
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 09:02 PM
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68. remember them well
Edited on Wed May-27-09 09:04 PM by mix
especially the panels above the booths telling the tale of little sambo, weird little sambo
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:20 PM
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31. Fur Burgers
The Chitlin House

Decaying Animal Flesh


:hide:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:38 PM
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42. I think Fur Burgers would be wildly successful.
With most men and a small but statistically significant percentage of women.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:20 PM
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32. Dick Cheney's Hut of Torture and Chicken Wings.
You get the chicken wings only after confessioning to an Iraqi connection to September 11th.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:23 PM
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33. Fried chicken restaurant where they wheel a portable deep fryer out to your table...
and fry your chicken right there.
Burns from popping grease complete the dining experience!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:29 PM
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35. Yeah! It's the American version of that wussie Japanese shabu-shabu!
Fuck their 200 degree broth and their thinly sliced pieces of meat and vegetables.

Bring on the American 450 degree hot oil vat and chunks of meat!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:24 PM
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34. Kentucky Fried Bunny
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 02:53 PM
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36. Roach Motel and Diner
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:32 PM
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37. Feeding Trough
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:19 PM
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48. you obviously don't live in the midwest...
I've joked about opening a "FOOD BARN" here, complete with to-go feedbags and family trough eating.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:23 PM
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49. I cant wait for the day when people start strapping KFC buckets to their faces like horses.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:33 PM
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38. The Scarf-N-Barf
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:46 PM
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44. Seafood Outlet
Sort of like the canned food outlet, only seafood. :puke:
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lazyriver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 03:49 PM
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45. Bubba's Pork-n-Flu BBQ
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:04 PM
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46. Burgers Back Up
"So good, you'll want to eat the same one again."




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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:49 PM
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65. AKA In-n-Out
:puke:
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:18 PM
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47. There probably was a time and a place for a successful Scrapple House.
There's still a place but its time is probably past.

(I grew up in scrapple country.)
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:36 PM
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53. Oh, yeah, time is past for that one.
In fact, Kimchee Hut would work, too. In Korea.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:24 PM
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50. Professor Redneck's House Of Roadkill And Garbage Trimmings
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:26 PM
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51. Delicious, Healthy Food at Reasonable Prices in a Clean Place with Friendly, Knowlegable Service
It'll never fly.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:27 PM
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52. They'd go bankrupt inside a year.
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 04:38 PM
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54. World O' Tripe
Balut Hut
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 05:34 PM
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55. Rocky Mountain Oyster Bar
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 05:37 PM
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56. Fishing for Turds !
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 05:47 PM
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57. Badonkadonk Burgers
"We put the junk in your trunk"
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:13 PM
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58. Balut Express
:puke: :puke: :puke:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:16 PM
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59. Dog Wok n/t
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:23 PM
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60. Dingleberry Diner
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:24 PM
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61. Road Kill House -- Fresh New Meat Specials Daily
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:26 PM
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62. Sam O'Nella's Steakhouse.
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GaYellowDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:29 PM
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63. Borscht King. McVegan's. International House of Broccoli. Tofu Hut.
...
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:44 PM
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64. Lutfisk-o-mat
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:49 PM
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66. House of Souse.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 08:53 PM
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67. You'll Love My Nuts
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 10:10 PM
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69. Golem Corral.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 10:31 PM
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70. Real Food
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 10:39 PM
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71. Hamboogers
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 11:02 PM
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72. Fleet and Eat (for the constipated traveler)
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-27-09 11:14 PM
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73. The Tapered Loaf
"Try our corn-filled peanut surprise!"
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annonymous Donating Member (850 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 07:46 AM
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74. The Crash Cafe
Edited on Thu May-28-09 07:47 AM by annonymous
Imagine a restaurant with an disaster movie theme. It was on the drawing board as an attraction in Baltimore. Then 9/11 happened and the proposed restaurant was permanently shelved.
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 07:52 AM
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75. J Dahmer's House of Beef
fresh daily!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 07:57 AM
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76. Salmonella Steak N Egg
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 08:26 AM
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77. cramps and splatters
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