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eauclaireliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 08:38 PM
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Just say 'no' to meth, kids
Man charged in penis 'puppet' incident


FEDERAL WAY, Wash., May 21 (UPI) -- Police in Washington state said a suspect used his genitals as a puppet while standing over an air conditioner intake at an apartment complex.

The police report of the incident said Timothy Wayne Martin, 44, of Auburn, Wash., was arrested after residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex in Federal Way called police at about 10:30 a.m. May 13 and reported a man standing over an air conditioner intake wearing only an unbuttoned flannel shirt and "was apparently manipulating" his penis with a string "like a puppet," Seattlepi.com reported Thursday.

Police said Martin was arrested at the scene and still had the string attached to his penis. He was charged under the state's felony indecent exposure statute due to having two prior convictions for similar crimes.

Martin was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine at the time of his arrest. Police said he also had a pornographic magazine.

The suspect was taken to the Norm Maleng Regional Justice Center in lieu of $25,000 bail.

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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 08:42 PM
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1. I'm not quite getting a mental image on this one. It's too bizarre to be perverted
How is this even a fetish?
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 09:25 PM
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2. Wait, what?
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 09:34 PM
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3. It gives an all new meaning...
To the term suck puppet. :scared:
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 09:36 PM
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4. Eew.
I used to live in Federal Way, and it's a fairly tame, middle class suburb. Not a place where you would expect to see...that.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 09:41 PM
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5. I think the meth was merely a charge
He was on some other mindbender prolly.

Or reeeeally bad on the meth.

:hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 09:42 PM
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6. Police said Martin was arrested at the scene
HA! Not this one! *stringy string string*
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 09:56 PM
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7. The fact that indecent exposure is a felony is fucking ridiculous
It's one thing to have laws that compel people to wear clothes. But honestly nudity doesn't harm anybody. It should be a citation at most.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:42 PM
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9. You're male
I take it fear of being raped is not high on your list of concerns. :eyes:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:46 PM
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10. Actually..
the whole penis puppet thing is a bit off, but.. there should be a better charge.

Indecent "exposure" is soo subjective to me.

Given those rules I bet you could become a felon for pissing on a dumpster.. given the proper cop with a hair up his/her ass.
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:01 PM
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13. No it's not, but one of my friends was raped by a former close friend of mine
How does indecent exposure inherently lead to rape?
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:28 PM
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24. Weenie-waggers are almost always
impotent.

I know this because I, as a new lawyer taking court-appointed clients, got my share of them because the Clerk who did the assigning of cases had a twisted sense of humor (this was back in the days when lady lawyers - or "lawyerettes," as one wag dubbed us - were sort of a freak show.

They can't get it up, so they wag it and sometimes that produces wood, but, alas, not for long.

I am an expert on this. Mother was so proud ...................
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:12 PM
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15. It's a felony because he has two prior convictions.
He's escalated from "random naked dude" to "creepy weirdo showing strangers his dick." Big difference.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:14 PM
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16. Soon to be a suspicious van full of candy dude no doubt.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:15 PM
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18. "Man arrested for masturbating in the produce aisle at Safeway" etc.
Dude clearly has a problem. And I doubt it's just the meth.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:25 PM
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20. Speaking of Supermarkets, have you seen the ad for the grocery outlet in Elk Grove
I swear to god everytime i see that ad i think those people look like they're running a child porn ring out of that place.




http://www.groceryoutlets.com/storefinder.aspx
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:27 PM
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22. Link says "service unavailable"
I do like that store.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:27 PM
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23. it's the one near me, it's that location plus the tv commercials.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:29 PM
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25. No doubt ..............
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:30 PM
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8. did you see the ad above the story?
Please won't someone think of the children?


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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:52 PM
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11. Some things
Edited on Fri May-22-09 10:55 PM by Tangerine LaBamba
just cannot be real.

They can't. They just can't.

A penis puppet.

I think I can get in trouble if I post the photo for this t-shirt, but maybe that's what the guy was wearing?

Go to googleimages, and search "penis tshirt."
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:57 PM
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12. umm.. just a general
un-asked for..

:*

:hi:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:05 PM
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14. Oh, come on ............
try "bare breasts tshirt" and you'll be happier, I bet.

;)
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:20 PM
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19. hold on a second..
is that an euphemism?

:rofl:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:25 PM
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21. Which?
"bare breasts tshirt" or "happier"?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:32 PM
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27. yes
ok.. wait.. the beer is kicking in.

:*
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 12:01 AM
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29. All right, then ...........
You're safe ..........
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:14 PM
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17. Maybe he was trying out for his stage debut in Puppetry of the Penis.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP: http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:30 PM
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26. Have you ever seen this show?
It's hilarious. I'm glad they're still at it ...........
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:40 PM
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28. Nope.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 12:18 AM
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30. .
Edited on Sat May-23-09 12:20 AM by kwassa
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