Grab the tissues, folks. This is a HORRIBLE story. ( PIC warning)

[Midlodemocrat]

Tampa, FL


A young man seemingly healthy for years, has developed a reaction to his vegan lifestyle that has completely baffled doctors and medical professionals around the country.

Apparently, the young man, who will remain nameless, has turned into a rabbit. Not just any rabbit. The rabbit that previously inhabited Ralphie's bunny suit in A Christmas Story. Complete with glasses.


Take a look for yourselves.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. This will only end in flames and tears

[RetroLounge]

59. ...

RL

[FloridaJudy]

70. Bwahhaaaahaaaaahaaaaa! Snort.

Good one!

[bicentennial_baby]

2. ...

[Shell Beau]

3. OMG!!!!

There you go again with the tears and shit!

[BeachBaby]

4. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

This is one of those things that makes life worthwhile.

K & effing R!!!!!!!1

[Symarip]

5. NSFW!!!

Give us a fucking warning next time.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. What part of Horrible and pic warning didn't you get, Heir douchey?

[Symarip]

8. * Herr Douchey

I am Prussian.

[sarge43]

6. And the problem here is.....?? n/t

[arcadian]

9. Rabbititis

Only one known cure.

[marzipanni]

10. At least we know he won't be shooting little animals with his Red Ryder rifle.

Hopefully, he won't shoot his eye out, either.

[3.14158675309]

11. That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most fowl, cruel, bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

[SacredCow]

25. Bring out....

the holy hand grenade of Antioch....

Let us pray....

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[DS1]

12. He's a Furry

[Midlodemocrat]

18. I certainly hope body modification isn't the next step.

[BeachBaby]

13. THIS needs to be the thread that never dies.

Kickety-kick-kick-kick

[Midlodemocrat]

16. And still no appearance by the pink one.

Shame.

[BeachBaby]

19. Probably eating some carrots.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. He HATES carrots

[BeachBaby]

21. Or so he says.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Yeah, I'm starting to agree with you there. Carrot hatred was apparently just a front.

[BeachBaby]

23. I had a bit of a bunny dilemma two weeks ago.

And he was allllll too eager to advise on the situation.

"Fuck the duck - save the bunny!"

Everything is starting to make soooooo much more sense now.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Just looking out for family. He's nothing if not loyal.

Wonder if the siblings are pink as well?

[DS1]

26. Actually, the rest of the family is blue

[BeachBaby]

27. ZING!!!!!!! Beautifully played, sir.

[Midlodemocrat]

28. He never disappoints.

[DS1]

31. Did you know he had a rebellious brother?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-dvWUZd_M

[Midlodemocrat]

34. I do now. And, I know you do as well.

[Dr. Strange]

14. Damn that wascally wabbit!

[VaYallaDawg]

15. I cried so much the tears ran down my legs. n/t

[Fleshdancer]

17. We should hold a telethon

People must be made aware of this horrible and shocking condition.

[Tektonik]

29. Heil furrhitler!

[Stuart G]

30. Can this story get any worse????nt

[flvegan]

32. SuperRabbit! Al rescate!

Freeper.

BTW, why would a rabbit be wearing a rabbit suit?

[DS1]

33. Well that's easily answered

[Rosie1223]

35. Good God!

Is this the result of the 'ganking' of which you spoke?

[Midlodemocrat]

36. It's the start of said ganking.

Thanks to my beloved DS1.

I ask. He 'shops. We're BFFs like that.

[flvegan]

37. I heard it was payback for you incubating one of the quints for him.

[no name no slogan]

38. It's at times like this that I am most glad

that the filters at work block photobucket and other such sites.

/ and this is not a bookmark to look at said pics when I get home tonight.

[Midlodemocrat]

39. Liar. Liar. Pants on Fire. I'm sending it to you on FB. So. There.

[no name no slogan]

46. They block FB at work too

I am not allowed to have any fun.

[Midlodemocrat]

49. Well you have to go home sometime, freeper.

God, I have to think of everything.

[no name no slogan]

56. ...and here I am at home

And jeebus do I wish I would've stayed at work!

Oh well, at least I know I'll never ever be a furry, now...

[Captain Hilts]

40. Is THAT Parche???!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

41. Flvegan. Well, what used to be flvegan.

[bigwillq]

42. ha ha

This is good.

[Midlodemocrat]

45. *takes bow* Thank you, bigwillq.

[BeachBaby]

43. HAHAHAHA - oh, Midloooooooooo.....

I just showed my 13-year-old son, Justin, the picture. Here's the exchange:

Justin: "Whoa. What's that?"

Me: "Somebody from DU had a little fun with Photoshop."

Justin: "Is that guy PiGuy?"

Me: "HA! No."

Justin: "Do you know that guy?"

Me: "I *thought* I did; but how well can you really know somebody on the internet?"

Justin: "Yeah. At school, they're always warning us about internet predators."

Me: "Good. Very good."

Justin: "Well, you know that guy. He's not an internet predator, is he?"

Me: "Look at him. What do YOU think?"

Justin: "Hahahahaha - Mom, you're goofy."

[Midlodemocrat]

44. Bunny Predation. Who would have thought?

Oh, and he's gonna kill you.




Should we contact Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC?

[DS1]

47. He's casting for a new movie

Watership Gown

[AlCzervik]

48. Donnie Dorko.

I guess Frank didn't like the script.

[Midlodemocrat]

50. Kicking for the flames.

50!!!

[nickgutierrez]

51. !

No doubt this was induced by the stress resulting from watching the Yankees win eight in a row. Thank you, Midlo, for your brave journalism on this very touchy subject.

[Midlodemocrat]

52. My pleasure.

[suninvited]

53. Don't you hate it when

a tiny brain keeps you from all you should know???

[jeff30997]

54. Mwahahahaaah!

Evilicious !

[laylah]

55. you suck...

Made me look, you REALLY suck!

[Midlodemocrat]

57. Admit it, laylah. You loved it.

[sniffa]

58. Is that ZW?

[Midlodemocrat]

62. It's flvegan you freeper.

[RetroLounge]

60. Locking

Sex Thread...

RL

[SPKrazy]

61. Double Super Secret Locking

This is flaming, and calling out flaming rabbit vegans who used to be flvegan

wrong on so many levels

[KitchenWitch]

63. You know you are going to hell don't you?

I will save you a spot on the bench!

[Midlodemocrat]

64. Express train, dude.

[belladonna]

65. OMFG!!! THANK YOU!!!!

I needed to laugh sooooo badly and you have me

[Debi]

66. It's like Watership Down and YOU'RE the Warden!

[WillParkinson]

67. I hope he's OK....

I've heard stories about how poor bunnies die around pregnant women....and what you being with quints/sextuplets....

[flvegan]

69. This response is nothing less than WIN.

[Jamastiene]

68. Pfft!

You owe me a new keyboard.

[BeachBaby]

71. Kicking - just in case anybody missed it.

[Midlodemocrat]

72. sorry, gray. This thread CANNOT, MUST NOT die.

[BeachBaby]

73. Interesting point.

Graywarrior's thread is "I *want* to create a thread that never dies". Hers is a request, not a command.

I hereby DEMAND that this thread never dies. I will kick this SOB every morning if need be.

[Midlodemocrat]

74. For those about to rock. We salute you.

[BarenakedLady]

75. Awwww what a cute fluffy bunny!

I just want to rub his little...er...belly! Yes, belly!

[ThomCat]

76. Damn. I hope it's not contagious.

It must have been the irradiated frankenfoods.

[Midlodemocrat]

77. Oh, Hell no. This stays on the first page.

[bicentennial_baby]

78. Kicking so Midlo doesn't beat me up

[Midlodemocrat]

79. Excellent work my little FB friend.

Should I cross post this in GD?

[bicentennial_baby]

80. It's a pleasure to serve

GD could use some Saturday afternoon livening up, eh?

[Midlodemocrat]

81. I'd do it.

But I'm afraid I'll get banned.

[SOteric]

82. So *THIS* is what 'ganked' means.

[Midlodemocrat]

83. This is just the precursor. Ganked means to kill in a most violent manner.

I learned it on Supernatural.

Recognize your beloved's handiwork?

[LostinVA]

85. *THIS* is "post-ganking"

[DeepBlueC]

84. If this is what comes of all those vegetables...

I'm going straight carnivore. And so much for carrots ensuring great eyesight!

[CreekDog]

86. oh wow

she really is evil.

[Shell Beau]

87. You know, now that I think of it, I have always envisioned flvegan

as a little pink bunny rabbit.

[Midlodemocrat]

88. Me, too!!!! He's like a snuggly little fabric softener bunny.

[marzipanni]

89. It's not natural to raise a vegan dog, feed him protein drinks, make him lift weights

and then turn into a huge pink loofah bunny before his disbelieving eyes!

[Lucian]

90. That pic is hilarious!

[Midlodemocrat]

91. ttt

[Dr. Strange]

92. Kick!

[Jamastiene]

93. .

[Midlodemocrat]

94. Page three? Oh, Hell no.