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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 03:45 PM
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Want to know how I spent the morning? Sure you do.
:eyes:

I spent the morning selling concert tickets at the high school with a fucking fundy who got knocked up at 17 and spent the entire two hours telling me how fucking wonderful her daughter is. :eyes:

And, how she's straight edge, (no, she's not and I have FB photographic proof), is really into purity, blah, blah, blah.

The blowhard went on about the whole purity thing for about twenty minutes until I threw up in my mouth a little and then I said "Yeah, that whole purity/abstinence thing really worked out well for Bristol Palin, didn't it?"

She looked at me and says "Who?"

I said. "Oh, come on, the daughter of the running mate of the man I'm gonna wager you voted for? Sarah Palin? The great Moosekiller abstinence only governor of Alaska? That whole don't have sex until you're married thing? Pretty sure it was an epic Fail for them"

And, to top it off, after the whole 'my daughter is perfect bullshit' she tells me that her snowflake wants to go to NYU. The other lady said "Hey, Midlo's daughter got into NYU almost sight unseen with an audition off YouTube and her transcript."

So fucking fundy turns to me and says "Can you help my daughter?"

Me: "I don't know your daughter."

In other words, no, I won't help you, you fucking posturing fundie POS. Send little Miss Perfect to Liberty University where she can remain untouched.


GAH. What a fucking morning. I hate fundies. Good thing I don't carry a concealed weapon.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 04:00 PM
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1. Admit it, you wanted to be like her
Freepers stick together...... :hi: :hug:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 04:01 PM
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2. No, I wanted to kill her.
I mean, fer cryin' out loud. Every parent thinks their kids walk on water. So STFU about it already.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 04:03 PM
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3. see the comment in my profile.
that was after one morning with a similar type of parent.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 04:12 PM
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4. And, I believe, after laying eyes on Bob, that that is entirely possible.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 04:14 PM
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5. and everybody thanked me.
:D
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 06:02 PM
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6. What annoys me are the parents who think their kid is smart based on how early they do stuff
except when they have babies at 17! :crazy:

but i don't really have the guts to complain about the gloating parents in polite company --or almost any company really. :hide:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 06:24 PM
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7. I am getting nastier in my old age.
I'm sick to fucking death of people bragging about their kids as if mine are chum.

So, I did let this fucking fundy have a dose of Midlo. She asked me if TM had even been in drama at the HS (voice dripping with condescension and I told her, no, TM has acted professionally downtown in Richmond, (as in got paid) since she was 10 and felt that the program wasn't for her.

Take. That. You. Fucking. Fundy. Freak.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-20-09 06:58 PM
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8. I would get one of those "my cat is smarter than your honor roll student" bumper stickers, but...
those annoy me a hell of a lot more than people who brag about their kids. :rant:

oh, i don't mind people saying their pets are great, pets are way cool, i just don't think most pets are smarter than people.
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