This is the face of the stupidest and ugliest man at DU!

[Whitacre D_WI]

[liberalhistorian]

1. Hey, cutie!

Where were you when I was in college?:evilgrin:

[elfwitch]

2. no kidding...

If that is ugly then 99% of the population are real DOGS!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

3. AL Hedges posts on DU?!?

WOW! I wonder if his biographer, Rick Kerrigan, also posts here! Wouldn't that be somethin'?

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. That would be CREEPY.

:scared:

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Creepy, but stupid and ugly as well.

Man, I wouldn't want to meet both Al AND Rick in a dark alley one night alone......

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. For that to happen, I would have to be very drunk!

And then I would vomit on Rick.

For futher on Kerrigan:
http://www.whoisalhedges.com/bio

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Man, that Rick Kerrigan sure can write good!

And Mr. Hedges.......wow, what an entertainer. Pound for pound, the next Garth Brooks.

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. I was thinking "the next Chris Gaines."

[RandomKoolzip]

16. What, as in "I want to kill my career before it starts?"

Don't pull a Phil Ochs 1975 on us, chum.

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. ???

Ochs hanged himself in '76...

Killed his career with the "Gunfight at Carnegie Hall" album (which I rather like).

Didn't do anything of consequence in '75.

OH! I GET IT!

[tigereye]

4. good lord didn't notice all that booze the last time I saw this

and you are not ugly, my dear. I suspect you have to shoo the young ladies away from your door! And for god sakes drink some wine. What brought this on anyway? Too much birthday?

[tigereye]

7. or is that really you... hmmmm

we thought you looked like Rick ;)

[Demonaut]

5. got.............to ..............finish.............chopsticks....

[Cuban_Liberal]

8. Nope, can't agree A-tall!

;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. Now, now, I am blushing!

Please do not use this thread to stroke my ego! I do that enough already (or is that my id that I'm stroking?)

Instead, take this opportunity to gut me like a trout!

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Okay: you're cute, but you will die alone and afraid.

That better?

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Woo-hoo!

:bounce:

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Glad to be of cervix!

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. You are the biggest cervix I know!

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Oh, you always know just what to say!

[tigereye]

20. so you really wanted people to give you crap,eh

lay off the booze and cigarettes! :)

spoken as a reformed smoker... I do miss clove cigarettes though

[RandomKoolzip]

22. No, INCREASE alcohol and nicotine content....

That way, no one will ever be able to get close enough to see "the real you," because of the cigarette fog and booze breath. And the mystique will remain intact!

[Whitacre D_WI]

24. Can one increase beyond saturation?

Or did the discovery of the boatswain particle invalidate traditional science?

[Whitacre D_WI]

23. I don't actually smoke in the house.

My friend just put the ashtray by my head for the picture. I honestly believe that I had just finished playing Debbie Gibson's "Foolish Beat" when that picture was taken.

Of course, outside the house, I smoke like a goddamned chimney.

Speaking of which -- hey RKZ, did your back stairs burn down after my visit?

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Yeah. Now we use the rope swing.

Makes buying groceries a little harder, but hell, we're not the Flintstones or anything now. Not that that has anything to do with anything else.


I remember when I used to smoke two packs of Marlboro 100's every got-damn day. A buck-fitty each pack......I was happy then...children seemed to laugh more then....there were concerts in the park...the sky was bluer....Man I miss cigarettes.......

[tigereye]

32. ah the look and lure of decadence

fraid that is well behind me... I just read Burroughs biographies when I need to be reminded that my somewhat quiet life is a good thing and that I don't need to be a junkie in Tangier! ;)

[terrya]

25. You;re cute!

:-)

Terry

[MAlibdem]

26. Hey, I want to challenge that!

http://www.printroom.com/ViewAlbumPhoto.asp?shopperid=6GL0SKP008EB9MKWB66TDTR432490B66&userid=gallagherk&album_id=142753&image_id=71

[camero]

27. oh well

I thought it was gonna be my pic. :)

[TEXASYANKEE]

28. Yes!

You're right - Rick Santorum is stupid AND ugly. He's ugly inside and out. Blah!

But the drunken keyboard player has a certain youthful playfulness about him. :-)

[prolesunited]

31. No, he's not youthful at all

He just turned 29, you know. ;-)

You look just like I remembered.
:hi:

[populistmom]

30. A bit lethargic perhaps

But neither stupid or ugly. :)

[Amaya]

33. Aw shucks how cute!

Rough night? :D