You all should be nice to me.

[flvegan]

When I win the Powerball dealio tomorrow night, I'm going to have $150 million (well, $90-ish million after taxes) burning a hole in my pocket. After supercar purchases, I'll still have around $88 million bucks, and I might want to spread some of that around.

I'm just sayin'.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. They should be nice to you for another reason, Idi.

Your ganking is coming. It's not gonna be pretty.

[Fleshdancer]

2. Let the record show...

I was nice to you before I even realized you were going to win an assload of money. :D

[TZ]

3. Uh huh.

How are you gonna enjoy that money when you are getting ganked next week...Who is your executor btw? I'm qualified..*cough* :P

[Mike 03]

4. I will always be nice to you, not for that reason, but because you are one cool

intelligent and helpful person.

Good luck with the Powerball, flvegan.

[crim son]

5. Alas, you and I have no real basis for fake friendship.

Otherwise, you know I'd be kissing your ass right now. :P :*

[GOPisEvil]

6. I'm not greedy.

$100,000 would change my life a great deal. Now, if you saw fit to slide $500,000 my way, I would be in such a great position. I'd be fairly set, as long as I was able to keep working.

[Left Is Write]

7. Aren't I always nice to you?

[kentauros]

8. I dunno, do I seem nice to you?

Because that's really all that matters, not that we are directly nice to you :P

[rockymountaindem]

9. Can you book a luxury box for us at Fenway?

If you do so, we can repair to the North End afterwards and gorge on Italian food. I think it's win-win.

[flvegan]

13. You know, that's actually something I would do.

Get a season box/suite (after getting a place in Boston for baseball season) and invite DUers to come to the game.

That would be pretty badass.

[rockymountaindem]

15. It would be extremely badass considering

I'm sitting in my place writing this like 3 minutes away from Fenway.

[SallyMander]

25. Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

:bounce:

[struggle4progress]

10. Here's a quick way for you to get $15 million:

Give me $30 million and I'll give you $15 million back!

[Shell Beau]

11. Hey, I have always been super nice to you.

That has to be worth a mil or so!


:P

[Ptah]

12. Uncle Five Gin!

It's good to be in touch with you again.

We've missed you.

[many a good man]

14. That's a lot of eggplant

Please remember, I've always been MORE than nice to you. In fact I've always been your biggest fan and supporter. Nobody wants you to win the jackpot more than I. I have been quietly working behind the scenes for many years now making sure all your dreams come true. You will not be disappointed. Don't ask why or how. Just PM me for my bank acct # when you win. Everything is go. Your wildest dreams are about to come true.

[Shell Beau]

16. And furthermore, I would SO help you run any rescue league you

set up!! Please oh please!!! I am sooooooo your friend. $$$$

[kentauros]

17. Move to New Zealand

They'll let you immigrate easily if you have at least 2.5 mil of your net worth with you :D

[Lex]

18. Wait 'til Grovelbot finds this thread!

Oh hells no.

[belladonna]

19. Well hell, that's easy

You're only one of my favorite people here at DU.... hell, one of my favorite people off DU. I don't want your money tho.... might need your muscle if Mr. Nutso keeps up his delusional crap about Maggie. Feel like doling out a good beating???

[flvegan]

29. For you

you don't even have to ask. You know that.

[belladonna]

30. Don't be surprised if I do

He is seriously going over the edge and making me kinda nervous... so much so that I've put in a call to the guardian ad litem, who is also beginning to think he's nuts, about cancelling Sunday's visit with him. As it is, the pediatrician has recommended that Maggie see a child psychologist and that we see about stopping the visits. Not so sure now that I want to wait that long, but we'll see what response I get from her.

So yeah, don't be too surprised when I call in the posse to take him down... it's getting there.

[sammythecat]

20. Hey man, you and me go way back

Remember? I'm the guy that helped you out that one time.

Oh, hey, good luck with that Powerball thing. You deserve it.

You keep in touch now. Can't wait to hear from ya. :hi:

:hug:

:toast:

[bluedigger]

21. Only $2Million on supercars?!!!

I don't even know who you are, anymore...:wtf:

[KittyWampus]

22. I bet you would spend it all on setting up animal shelters.

[jobycom]

23. I'll just kick your ass and take it, poser.

I lift weights and I'm 280, and you don't know anything about pit bulls.

[LeftyMom]

24. +1

:thumbsup:

[Forkboy]

26. Just hurry up and crash already so Lefty Mom and I can get started on the fun.

Sheesh.

[Robeson]

27. I'll make you a deal: If I win it, I'll give you 2 million dollars...

...if you win it, you give me 2 millions dollars.

[flvegan]

28. Are you actually playing?

If so, deal.

[Robeson]

31. Absolutely....

...I have no problem doing that.

[flvegan]

34. Good luck to us then.

:thumbsup:

[Robeson]

37. Indeed...

...we've just increased both of our chances. That's a good thing!

[BreweryYardRat]

32. Damn, I didn't know the jackpot was that high.

Think I'll buy a ticket just for the hell of it.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[flvegan]

35. Grovelbot!

[Lyric]

36. I wouldn't want money--however, if you win

I will beg without shame for prepaid routine care and spay/neuters at the local vet, so I can do more for the local homeless kitties.

Also, Toby would really, REALLY like a bone. A big one, preferably with some meat on it. :D

:hug:

[MrScorpio]

38. Dude, will you honor our long standing deal?

You know the one

[coyotespaw]

39. I haven't been nice (or for that matter, even talked at you)

thus far, and I refuse to change that for material gains. That gets a bit of cash thrown my way, right?