Just so you know...

[Midlodemocrat]

I am NOT responsible for any of the following.

Global Climate Change
Swine Flu
Hurricane Katrina
Earthquakes
Ms. California's assholishness
Dog Poop on your shoe
Ants
Donald Trump's Hair
FB friend requests gone bad.


Anyone who tells you differently is a freeper.

[taterguy]

1. Denial is a river in South America

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[taterguy]

3. If the Japanese had hit the right targets at Pearl the outcome might have been different

Send in a third wave to take out the dry docks and fuel depots.

They were also a bit unlucky that the aircraft carriers weren't in port.

Maybe that was part of FDR's plan to get us in the war

And of course the fact that none of their pilots bodies were ever recovered is proof that the planes were actually flown by Germans.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Dude!!! You're gonna get this thread sent to 9/11!!!!

[taterguy]

12. Fucking Spottswood

He was the Virginia governor who perfected the tactic of inventing a foreign menace to disguise domestic failures.

He sent that gang to Ocracoke to murder the mostly harmless and retired Blackbeard; just for a photo-op.

[BeachBaby]

5. It's "swiney flu", babe.

Dave said so.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I love Dave.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I love Dave.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I love Dave.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Farkin' laptop. I blame Dave.

[flvegan]

16. 4 times, Midlo?

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Nice post, Kentucky Derby.

[madinmaryland]

10. I thought the Clenis was to blame for everything.

[TZ]

11. I blame you for my illness freeper

You and that "supernatural" show...

[DarkTirade]

13. I would have believed you

if you hadn't mentioned the dog poop.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Al Gore is a homophobe

[LynneSin]

15. I guess then I can blame you for that dumbass that parked her leaky car in front of my house

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Was it a blue minivan with Sirius sattelite radio and a Jesus fish?

[Midlodemocrat]

21. And no gas? Thank you, TM.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. So THAT'S why the car was on fumes when you got it back

[LynneSin]

23. yes, yes it was

damnit

VA plates too

[CreekDog]

17. Denali is not a river in Egypt

[TZ]

20. I blame you for the rental car agency

Upgrading me to a car with XM radio . I mean come on.. Siriusly....

[Debi]

24. But the tornados/flooding in Iowa last year??? All on you

Still repairing the house dammit.