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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 07:56 PM
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Dave is entering the sunset of his life
http://theurbansurveyor.blogspot.com /

:rofl:

And the ads that keep popping up on the blog are killing me.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 08:01 PM
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1. Is he going to be on hormone therapy?
:rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 08:09 PM
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4. He's already on hormone therapy
That's why he can bench 480lb and do some jobs that take at least two people to do (and we sometimes fail because I'm not that strong).
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 08:02 PM
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2. OMG
:spray:

:rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 08:12 PM
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5. This happened today
and I'm hoping that he asks his girlfriend (the nurse) about his menopause. I already have the probable scenario mapped out in my mind. If it doesn't happen I may have to make up a blog for what I'm hoping happens.

:loveya:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 08:05 PM
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3. I'm surprised you didn't tag that post "midlodemocrat"
Rumor is she got that last litter in right under the wire.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 08:33 PM
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6. I initially was going to call out Midlo in the OP title
but figured she's already in bed and this will sink like a stone.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:02 PM
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7. Wrong. Watching KO, freeper.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:16 PM
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9. WTF! I thought that was my wife who was with me watching KO!
FReeper!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:17 PM
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10. Woah! i didn't think you'd make it to your 8:30pm coffee.
:hi:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:18 PM
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11. If I drank anything caffeinated past 4PM, I won't sleep.
And, I don't sleep as it is.

So, it's Perrier, dude. :eyes:

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:10 PM
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8. "The Swiney Flu"
:rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 11:22 PM
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13. Swiney Flu Was An Inside Job
:D
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:18 PM
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12. Can you bring Dave to my summer meetup?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 06:24 AM
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15. I'll see what I can do
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 06:50 AM
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17. Now, THAT would be worth the drive.
:rofl:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:42 PM
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22. And I'm not worth the drive?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:46 PM
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23. OF course you are, schmoopie.
:kiss:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:47 PM
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24. Schmoopie is what I call LostinVA
She doesn't fall for it.

B-word.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:48 PM
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25. She's tres difficile, that one.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:50 PM
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26. You don't know the half of it
She gets vicious if she goes more than 20 minutes without a vat of Irish Breakfast Tea.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:51 PM
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27. DS1 is like that without Wild Turkey.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 04:06 PM
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30. Seriously - don't you have enough people like that living in South Jersey
Do we need to import them in from Massachusetts now?
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Blue Diadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 11:27 PM
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14. Oh noes, it's the dreaded big A.
Andropause! Nah, don't tell him that. He seemed to be satisfied with you telling him it was menopause, and probably the last thing he needs is TRT. Can you imagine him when he was younger?

BTW, your blog is hilarious.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 06:26 AM
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16. Thank you
Check back often as I try to do a daily update (I've been slacking lately). :hi:
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 10:48 AM
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18. OMG. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Edited on Tue May-12-09 10:49 AM by LibraLiz1973
I've never see that before, it is awesome

FUCKING CLASSIC!!

Does he know that you do this??? I dont know if it would be funnier that he did or didn't.

Such a great idea. KUDOS
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 10:48 AM
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19. Good
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:25 PM
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20. wait - Dave is almost 50
He's got the maturity level of a 13-year-old hitting puberty
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:36 PM
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21. Yes, almost 50
:wow:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 04:05 PM
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29. I honestly figured him to be about 22 tops
I guess being a mouthbreathing redneck is something you never outgrow
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 03:52 PM
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28. I wish I could read the Dave Blog at work.
It is so disgusting, but it's like a train wreck; I can't help but look.

At least you have entertainment during your days. :)
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