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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:43 PM
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CAPTION the hand


"That's right, Mr. Hat, spiraling deficits and zero job growth are indicators of a strong and robust economy. And, yes, it is also my dream to be in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of Thousand Island dressing."
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:45 PM
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1. "A Claw is a Claw...
"and nobody has seen a talking claw
Unless that claw is the famous
Unless that claw is the famous...
Mr. Klaw, Mr. Klaw...."
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Uber Llama Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:46 PM
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2. I an Fenris
Son of Loki, brother to Hel and Jormungand, a really big snake. I myself am a wolf. I will die fighting Uller in the last battle, Ragnarok.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:52 PM
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5. Your goddamned right!
I will also kill Odin at the last battle when I am freed from my bindings so that I may seek revenge upon those who bound me.

"The wolf Fenris,
Freed from the chain,
Shall range the earth."
--The Death Song of Hkon
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:51 PM
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3. Look ma
No hair!

Abstinence education works!

http://www.wgoeshome.com
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:51 PM
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4. "We got four things goin for us, count um, four."
.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:54 PM
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6. "Uncle Dick has his hand right up my ass...just like this...can you see my
mouth moving? Yep, I'm lying...and Uncle Dick is controlling it all with a hand just like this one right here, yep..."
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Astarho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:56 PM
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7. Bush introduces his new running mate: Thing
nt
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:57 PM
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9. Perfect way to counter Lurch, I suppose
Edited on Wed Mar-10-04 05:58 PM by Fenris
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:56 PM
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8. And Now It's My Pleasure to Introduce...Thing from "The Addams Family"!!!
:-)
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 11:19 PM
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10. W: I'd clap along with ya'll but my other hand is busy ...
now, consider this ... some countries don't have a word for entre-manure-ship ... take five and think about that ... and pull mah fingah!




I like the reference to Mr. Hat ... especially reading it like Mr. Garrison would say it :) "That's right, Mr. Hat ..."

"Well Spank My A** and Call Me Charlie! Isn't this exciting."

"Okay, okay. I admit it. I might have made love to your mother at the Drunken Barn Dance, but who here didn't?! Now come on, honestly. Who here has never had sex with Mrs Cartman?!"
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 11:22 PM
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11. Cleveland has gained 5 new jobs this year. Count 'em 1,3,2,4,5
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 11:27 PM
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12. the neo-con eagle
five times stronger than the bird.yuk..yuk..yuk
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Gildor Inglorion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 11:38 PM
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13. You can tell a queer
by the fact that the ring finger is noticeably longer than the index finger. Notice that my index finger is the same lenghth as my ring finger? I, G. W. Bush, am a proud straight man!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-04 12:08 AM
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14. Fool me once.....
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