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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:37 PM
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Write Your Own Epitaph
Mine:



She cared, and did something about it.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:38 PM
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1. "She came, She ate, She fell asleep"
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:39 PM
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2. He came , he farted , he croaked , fin.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:39 PM
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3. I told you I was sick.
:thumbsup:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:40 PM
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4. ...
:rofl:
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:40 PM
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5. ...
:rofl:
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leftyclimber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:41 PM
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6. Hold my beer. Watch this.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:42 PM
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7. "My, she was yar."
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:43 PM
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9. Well, well, well. Look who is finally out of bed.
:eyes:

:rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:47 PM
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11. Who said anything about that?
:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:47 PM
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12. TMI, girlfriend, TMI.
:rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:57 PM
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20. I didn't mention what I was wearing
or not wearing. It could be worse. :D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:52 PM
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15. Ok, Red
;)

Nekkid on the roof?

:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:55 PM
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18. Wailin' like a banshee!
:hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:59 PM
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21. Weeee!
Well, if you are having cocktails tonight, I tip my can to you.

:toast:

:*
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Phoebe Loosinhouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:43 PM
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8. Wouldn't Stop Picking
That's from a great New Yorker Cartoon of a headstone.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:46 PM
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10. Death makes a heartache no one can heal....
Love leaves a memory no one can steal...

It's from a Irish headstone, and I think it's just beautiful...

:cry:
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:49 PM
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13. It is beautiful ...but I think you bummed us out CP
we were expecting goofy posts in this thread , not a serious one .
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:54 PM
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17. I'm sorry, my dear UndertheOcean...
I was just thinking how much I like it...

Didn't mean to bum all of you out...

:hug:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:51 PM
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14. When I arise zombie-style, your brains are mine asshole.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:55 PM
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19. OMG. That's beautiful. I need a moment.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:01 PM
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22. Brains aren't vegan, idiotsix.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:07 PM
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23. I'm a zombie, DuhstInTheWindStrange.
What choice do I have. Zombiephobe.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:12 PM
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27. We always have a choice.
If you're not going to do it for yourself, do it for the zombie children.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:17 PM
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29. Dude, when I'm a zombie, compassion can go fuck itself.
I'm going to wander the earth mindless as all fuck, just like a freeper.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:08 PM
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24. Dude!! Where you been, homie?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:10 PM
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26. A busy day.
And apparently I miss ALL the fun stuff! x(
I get to hear about it second-hand through BeachBabe, but of course she embellishes and puts naked firemen and marines throughout the story. :eyes:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 09:53 PM
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16. Great idea, Dinger.
:hug:

Yep, I'm dead.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:10 PM
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25. Stop emailing me.
But do continue to comment.

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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:12 PM
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28. ok
He got hit with the idiot stick...never recovered
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:19 PM
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30. 44-6
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:24 PM
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31. "Who WAS that guy?" n/t
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DeepBlueC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:02 PM
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32. Oops
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:03 PM
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33. Huh, Wha?
:hi:
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DeepBlueC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:04 PM
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34. Can I Take That Back?
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:31 PM
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35. I like these excerpted stanzas from M. B. Tolson's
A Song for Myself:

A sponge
The mind soaks in
The kind
Of stuff
That fate's
Milieu
Dictates.

Jesus,
Mozart,
Descartes,
Lenin,
Chladni
Have lodged
With me.

I snatch
From hooks
The meat
Of books.
I seek
Frontiers,
Not worlds
On biers.

I harbor
One fear
If death
Crouch near;
Does my
Creed span
The Gulf
Of man?

And when
I go
In calm
Or blow
From mice
And Men,
Selah!
What ... then?


I would choose something from within those lines
either that or...







:wtf:
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