Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

I announce my candidacy for Governor of California...

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:45 PM
Original message
I announce my candidacy for Governor of California...
as my evil, take no prisoners alter ego Darth Vader :wow: (somebody cue the music for me)

As Lord of the Sith, and future Governor of California, I would personally use the Force chock on every Repuke in the state, and I'd start with that bastard Pete Wilson for leading the state into that Enron fiasco. I'd make that fucker's eyes pop out and head explode :evilgrin: On all the news networks live of course :evilgrin: Then I'd give the same "treatment" to Issa, Simon, Bomber Bob Dorgan, and yes arnuld..although I'd make all of his flabby musclles burst first, then the old choke move.

Using the new Zech Marquis Death Star, I'd separate California form the rest of the US--we could use some more beachfronts, you know :evilgrin: My flagship Star Destroyer will provide air defens from orbit, in case * and Rummy wanna be heros.

Maybe I'd"mstakenly"misfire on Chris Webber's house...and the LA Clippers :evilgrin:

Next, kick all the US military forces out, bring in the storm troopers and TIE fighters. LAPD replaced by Dark Jedi ("you were speeding, weren't you"--mind trick at work...)

Finally, drag Kenny boy from his hole and feed his ass to a Rancor :evilgrin: again, a lve pay for view event on all channels...

Once I have California trasnformed into the Golden Imperial State, I'l turn the Death Sttar loose on Florida and Crawford, Texas :bounce:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:59 PM
Response to Original message
1. Action Figures for Office (AFO)
line starts to the left, your toughness.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:01 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I know it's a serious matter
but today I just had to laugh at it all :D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:12 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. i see the convention scene...
child getting autograph...
former action star signing headshot...

"...and then i was governor of california for a couple of years, then i did sequel # 7. did you see that one? great special effects..."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Wed Aug 20th 2014, 04:27 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC