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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-24-09 10:46 PM Original message |
Shit! We are all out of Q-Tips and I have an itch so deep in my ear that it feels as if |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-24-09 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. I have heard you should use your |
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elleng (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 01:11 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. It goes like this: Nothing SMALLER than your elbow! |
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TomorrowNeverKnows (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 12:46 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. But that would be too large to fit in the ear... |
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elleng (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 07:19 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. Of course! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-24-09 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
2. Try a vegetable peeler |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-24-09 11:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Too late! I already got it with a nice fat knitting needle. |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 12:36 AM Response to Original message |
4. got an eyedropper? |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 02:55 PM Response to Reply #4 |
15. That sounds ok but will it take care of the DIGGER WASPS? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
6. Dude in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 used a coat hanger. |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 07:49 AM Response to Original message |
7. I use the rounded end of a bobby pin. |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
8. I used a car key once.....and my brain "started up". |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 09:41 AM Response to Original message |
9. A doctor broke my eardrum by sticking an instrument in my ear |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 12:46 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Did he give you a condom or prescribe birth control pills to take care of it? |
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TomorrowNeverKnows (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 01:33 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. . |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 02:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. My freshman roomie went to student health with severe abdominal pain |
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TomorrowNeverKnows (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
12. Don't use Q-tips, |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-25-09 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
16. bottle brush |
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