Do You Enjoy Flirting?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

Poll question: Do You Enjoy Flirting?

Give me reasons please...I could not be more bored today...

[terrya]

1. It's fun.

And I've flirted on here...

:-)

Terry

[GOPisEvil]

2. Reasons?

It's fun, and generally puts the flirtee in a good mood. I'm generally in a good moo when someone flirts with me. It's a good way to pass time.

[SOteric]

42. Drink a lot of milk do ya?

:7

[GOPisEvil]

44. Wanna see my mustache?

Stupid typos! :D

[elfwitch]

50. I'll flirt with ya baby!

You give great flirt.

[GOPisEvil]

53. It's the post-flirting that I have to work on!

[elfwitch]

65. stick with me kid

I'll lern you a thing or two.

[LSdemocrat]

3. I might if I knew how to flirt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

189. just practice a bit :)

[Fenris]

4. No

I find it laborious and frustrating.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. really

i rather enjoy it..here i'll wink at ya...;)

[Fenris]

24. *blush*

I'll take your ;) and raise you a :*

[La Lioness Priyanka]

yummy!

see this flirting is fun..not at all laborious

[Fenris]

28. Okay

I'll concede. It isn't that bad ;)

:loveya:

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. I find YOU laborious and frustrating, Fenris.

And it's a real turn-on! :loveya:

[Fenris]

25. That's what they tell me

:grrrrrowl::loveya:

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[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. welcome to DU SCHEME

and yes i am bored...i worked 30 hours between monday and tuesday..and refuse to do any real work today

[populistmom]

8. Yes, but I always feel guilty about it

When I choose to, I can be quite the flirty one when I want to be, but rarely do I choose to do any heavy-duty flirting.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. read the "femmes guide to the universe"

according to shar one should flirt with everybody

[populistmom]

56. Yikes!

Wouldn't that lead to stalkers? :scared:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

60. nope

i was stalked when i was 13 and i wasnt flirty then...

[populistmom]

122. sorry about that

here yo go :hug:

[slackmaster]

9. You should come over to my place and find out

Much cozier than The Lounge.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. i would but

the flight is too long...

[neverborn]

11. hm

flirting? I know not of this flirting.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. i am batting my eye lashes at you

thats a start

[VelmaD]

12. I LOVE to flirt

Flirting is FUN. :) Makes the person you're flirting with fel good and then they flirt back which makes you feel good...it's a wonderful little circle. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. i agree pretty one

[VelmaD]

21. *blushes bashfully*

*bats eyelashes*

*elbows GOPisEvil to get him to stop snorting*

Why thank you ma'am...flattery will get you...pretty much everywhere. ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. yes it often does

get me everywhere...and where flattery fails theres always fredericks of hollywood :)

[VelmaD]

40. WOOHOO...

trashy lingerie...I am SO there. :)

[arcane1]

16. exactly

it's like distributing free esteem to someone, and sometimes you even get some back! :D


homo sapiens is the flirting animal

[arcane1]

14. flirting is one of life's treasures

:)

[tigereye]

22. just cuz you're on a diet

doesn't mean you can't look at the menu ( how's that for a cliche)

and often the menu looks pretty good.

[arcane1]

29. a cliche but true, too

there are already far too many ways we can make each other feel terrible, so few ways to make each other feel better...


browse that menu, whether you are on a diet, or just full! :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. you guys are so sweet

and entertaining...thank you...i was getting ready to jump out the window

[tigereye]

30. quick grab one of those femme fatale scarves or belts

or what have you

[arcane1]

31. I know the feeling!

Been one of "those" weeks (and it's only Wednesday!!!!)


:hi:

[soleft]

19. I had a dream last night that Anne Coulter was flirting with me

And - I liked it. What's up with that?

[kmla]

26. Hmmm. I recommend.....

... therapy. In big doses. I recommend this only because you said you like it.

Ann Coulter? Ewwwwwww.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. that aint a dream

thats a nightmare

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. How YOU doin'?

[terrya]

27. And Joey is IN the building!

Terry

[Screaming Lord Byron]

32. Lemme guess, you could smell the baloney sandwich?

[terrya]

34. It gives you away every time!

[Cat Atomic]

36. I am very bad at flirting.

But I do enjoy f***ing.

Hehe. Oh... haha... I kill me.

[arcane1]

38. hehe

one often leads to the other... and back again :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. i think i may prefer flirting

after all i am a girl :)

[Cuban_Liberal]

37. Yes, for 2 reasons:

I'm Hispanic, and I'm male. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. i am indian and female

probably why i like it :evilgrin:

[Cuban_Liberal]

49. Hehe

:evilgrin:

[Padraig18]

163. You flirt better than anyone I've ever known, Tony.

*lick* ;)

[Shopaholic]

43. I'm hopeless when it comes to flirting

I'm so bad I don't even realize when someone's flirting with me!

[arcane1]

46. Look at the bright side

it's better than thinking someone is flirting when they're not :silly:

welcome to DU!

[SOteric]

45. I'm Italian by heritage, flirting is our life's blood.

Flirtation can be an absolute joy, a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a thing that elevates your mood and that of the person(s) with whom you flirt. It can make the world seem brighter, birdsong seem more clear and vibrant and it can make schlepping your way through a class or workday so much more pleasant.

But that is with the clear proviso that all involved are on the same page with regard to the level of flirtation. Going too far, - stepping over the line is rather easy to do without realising it, and extending a harmless, no-intentions flirtation to a lonely person who may be too eager to take it seriously is always a danger.

I say Yes! to flirting, but encourage people to be sensitive to the responses they get and careful not to hurt those who may be emotionally fragile.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. you are so poetic and sensitive

miaow!

[TXlib]

57. Absolutely! And be careful you don't step over the line, or else

you get labeled 'a tad creepy'.

:-)

[SOteric]

61. Don't make me spank you.

:-)

[TXlib]

188. Promises, promises.

Just call me 'Tad'.

[populistmom]

76. You are so right on

And two emotional fragile people flirting is an invitation to a great, emotionally :nuke: for both parties.

[Aristus]

47. I didn't used to like it.

but when someone else flirts with YOU, that kind of activates the liking for it. So, a flirt moment is like the CO2 inflation cylinder for the desire to flirt. Cool. B-)

[VelmaD]

68. I can't believe you used to didn't like it

You are a shameless hussy when it comes to flirting nowadays. :)

[Aristus]

94. Well, for the most part, when I was younger, I didn't recognize it when I

saw it. I felt really unattractive. Nowadays, I'm much more attuned to it; my wife makes me feel.....well...very pretty! :7

[VelmaD]

100. Oh yeah...

nothing makes you feel sexier than someone telling you you are.

And if you were any prettier...there would have to be two of you. :)

[elfwitch]

48. Man, I rock at flirting...

I can flirt with anybody.
It's fun.

[Aristus]

51. Well, what are you waiting for?

O8)

[elfwitch]

70. Is that a President on your avitar...

or are you just happy to see me.
You are the kind of Aristus that makes Elfwitches feel all girlie and pretty. How do you do that magic you do?

[Aristus]

77. Well, its the green, you know. Lotsa green. Liberal credentials, you know.

And the gold. Girls LOVE gold. Can't get enough of it.

And the powdered wig. Girls LOVE powdered wigs.

And the whole Founding Father thing. Every girl wants a Founding Daddy who will buy her a pony. B-)

[elfwitch]

82. ooohhh! buy me a pony Founding Daddy....

I'll be your girl.
I'll bring you a drink after a long day and rub your porr tired tootsies.

[Aristus]

92. Well it's straight-up noon where I am, but I could still use a drink.

And for you, kitten, a WHOLE stable full, howzat? Just 'cause you're good to Daddy.

[elfwitch]

103. I'll purr if you like...

I am a good kitten.

You want me to bring your slippers with that drink or would you rather just throw caution to the wind and go barefoot? I bet you have sexy feet.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

105. MIAOW!

[arcane1]

106. I... must... avoid... feline... metaphors...

I'm still at work, after all!

le purrr.... le mew...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

107. le ROAR!

[arcane1]

114. oui oui!

now I'm not sure if I wanna be another cat, or a mouse! }(

[elfwitch]

117. If you are a mouse...

At some point someone will have to come along to clean your ball(s).

Oh wait... Different kind of mouse.

[arcane1]

lol

flashbacks of a matcom thread from last week :evilgrin:

[elfwitch]

112. scratch me behind the ears...

And I'll follow you anywhere.

[arcane1]

116. you know how it goes...

scratch mine and I scratch yours :D

[elfwitch]

119. How do you like it Big Boy?

Slow and soft
-OR-
Hard and fast

Scratching that is...

[arcane1]

120. hmmm....

why not -AND-? :shrug:

start slow, then see how it goes, works for me!

assuming we're still talking scratching, and ears, right? :)

[elfwitch]

123. We can do both...

I am very skilled in the arts of ....... scratching.
I'll give it to you nice and slow.
I'll get your purr going really good.
And then you will be begging me to give it to you harder and harder until you flop right over and fall asleep.

Sweet dreams kitty!

[arcane1]

124. now that makes for a happy kitty

though there is no sleep for this feline unless the scratching is mutual.

and even then, I might just flop over and say 'scratch my tummy too!' :silly:

[elfwitch]

128. You haven't lived until

you've had your tummy scratched by me.
I've left grown cats weeping and wrecked after a long slow exotic tummy massage. Some of them couldn't walk for hours afterwards.

[arcane1]

129. hmmm, I'll have to make a note of that..

spring is coming, and losing my winter coat always makes this cat itchy :)

[elfwitch]

131. I could strip you out of that old coat

faster than you can say Meow Mix!

[arcane1]

134. why do I get the feeling..

that you are 100% correct?

"meow mix" :evilgrin:

I think both winter coats belong in the closet now...

[elfwitch]

139. why do you get the feeling that I am 100% correct?

Because I am a phenomenal flirt...
You'll be thinking about kitty lovin all night.

You have been a treat.
Thanks you for making the last hour go by a little faster.

[arcane1]

141. true indeed

and lunchtime arrived like lightning today


more flirt threads during the week! :)

[elfwitch]

110. To paraphrase George Clinton...

Ain't nothin but the Pussy in me.

Pussy cat that is.
:loveya:

[Aristus]

135. Where's the loyalty, elfwitch?

I leave the thread for a little while,and you go crazy on me! Find another Founding Father, did you?

[arcane1]

138. Would've been cool if George Clinton had been a Founding Father..

but I digress...

[elfwitch]

145. No Way Darlin!

I've got enough to go around.
I didn't forget you.
I just gotta get my lovin on the run.

What you got for me Daddy?
I'll purr for you too.

[Aristus]

146. A velvet scratching post and a chew-slipper.

Good kitty.

[elfwitch]

149. Oh you pamper me so.

Can I curl up in your lap?
I'll keep your lap nice and warm.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

54. you never flirt with me

:(

[Aristus]

58. You talkin' to me, or elfwitch?

'Cause we can tag-team you if you want, you cute thing! Hee-hee. :-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

59. i was talking to elfwitch

but you should flirt with me tooo...:*

[Aristus]

62. So, um, like, how often to you DU?

*giggle*

Wait, I guess guys don't giggle when they flirt, do they? B-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

64. sure they do....

[arcane1]

63. tag-team flirting.... that's a new one

not that there's anything wrong with that :)

[Aristus]

69. Of course not, handsome!

Who ever said there was? ;-)

Okay, this is getting weird.

Up next: "When straight men flirt with other straight men...Details at 11."

[VelmaD]

73. I am SO bookmarking this thread.

Mmm...hot boy-on-boy flirting action. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

74. i looove boy on boy action

i am really in a weird mood today....ahh welll

[Aristus]

75. Well I was just doing that to kill time until you showed up, Vel.

No, really.

Okay, just because I'm COMFORTABLE with my sexuality........ :D

Sheesh!

[VelmaD]

78. Well hell...

if you've finally decided you're COMFORTABLE with your sexuality...I'll get those rubber gloves back out. :evilgrin:

Where did I put that glass rod and rubber mallet...hmm...

[Aristus]

79. Oh man.

Apres Vel, les Deluge!

What have I gotten into. What'r you trying to get into me?

[VelmaD]

81. Hold still

You'll like it...I promise. Trust me. ;-)

When we're done...I'll take you out for ice cream. :)

[GOPisEvil]

Jeeez...I leave a thread for 5 minutes

and Aristus is flirting with the boys.

:wow:

[Aristus]

85. No, no, NO!!!!

what flavor?

[VelmaD]

88. Whatever flavor you like best honey

As long as you're a good boy.

Now bend over. ;)

Dammit, I think short bus used my paddle and forgot to put it back where it goes...AGAIN.

[Aristus]

90. Yeah, well if I find it, you're in REAL trouble.

Now be nice, okay?

[VelmaD]

91. Nice?

And all this time I thought you preferred naughty? *pout* ;)

[Aristus]

93. Naughty? You?

Sorry Vel; you're just too prim and proper for me. I'll have to pair off and um...flirt with someone else. Convince me.

[VelmaD]

97. *snort*

Prim and proper? Me?

Who's the one who refused to do the thing with the spatula, the sandpaper, and the chocolate frosting? Hmmm?

Anyway, I see through you're evil plot. You never can handle it when I'm on top.

*long suffering sigh*

Fine...break out the paddle and holler at me in German. :eyes: ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

99. you two

need to get a room ;-)

[VelmaD]

101. We have a room...

The Lounge. :)

[Aristus]

144. Whew! VelmaD and elfwitch!

Where were you two when I was living in Texas? The girls all hated me back then! 'Course I was fourteen when I moved away, but still..... I could have used some serious hand-holding on the bus action, and some note-passing in the hallway. Texas ladies just didn't go for my sensitive soul type, I guess.

[elfwitch]

148. Texas ladies...

We like all kinds darlin.
It's a big state.

I was a bad kitty back then.
I'd do more than a little hand holdin on the bus.

Where in Texas did you live back then?

[Aristus]

151. I was born and raised

in San Antonio, but for the last year I lived there, I lived in Spring, just north of Houston. San Antonio, I'd have stayed for; but Houston made a Yankee out of me.

[elfwitch]

153. San Antonio girl too...

Where'd you go to school?
I went to Kirby Jr. High then to Judson.

[Aristus]

155. I went to Hildebrandt for Middle School.

My sister went to Klein,and I would have gone there, too, but we moved to the great Pacific Northwest after my eighth grade year.

[elfwitch]

156. What side of town was that on???

Not ringing a bell at all.

[Aristus]

157. Oh I'm sorry. I was talking about Houston.

I spent elementary school in various DoD schools. My dad was an officer in the Army. I moved around a lot, but San Antonio was the family homebase.

[elfwitch]

160. Did you go to Ft Sam Houston schools?

This is all interesting...
PM me and we will dicuss South Texas upbringings more.

[arcane1]

95. comfort is the key..

unless you dig discomfort... then I get confused :silly:

[arcane1]

96. libruls, what can you do about them?

put them in a lounge for 5 minutes and they're rabbits

arcane1 <--- ultra-librul :evilgrin:

[elfwitch]

80. flirting has nothing to do with sexual preference...

It has to do with making people feel good.

[Aristus]

83. So, when my boss offers me a raise, he's really flirting with me?

Wow, live and learn. :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

87. lol

Personally depending on who the flirter is, I may get upset. Yes, I am a baby.

[VelmaD]

89. Come on Kleeb...

you just gotta look at it like this. Even if you aren't interested in the person (male or female) it's still good for your ego for someone to want to flirt with you.

[arcane1]

98. very well-said

I'm' straight, but I'll take flattery where I can get it, and since it's natural for me to give it right back, everyone is happy :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

86. i agree

on the other hand i am pansexual...so i suppose it would not matter to me .........

[elfwitch]

125. You have sex with pans?

Man that is weird.
Do you prefer frying pans or woks?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

126. lol

i flirt with everyone...from high femmes to men and everything in between :)

[arcane1]

127. or the Greek god Pan, perhaps?

I seem to recall that he got around quite a bit, in fact!

Sadly, even in this enlightened age, the issue of human/satyr relations is swept under the rug and ignored :evilfrown:

[elfwitch]

67. I'm sorry sweetie...

I try to be an equal opportunity flirter.
Please don't be sad.
I think you are the bees knees.
I think you are the dog's bollocks.
Your avatar makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
It looks great on you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

71. you are sooo adorable.......

[elfwitch]

84. and you...

Are the sweetest peach to ever fall off a tree.
How could I resist something so yummy and sweet?

[JohnKleeb]

52. I guess

but I am not the ideal flirtist.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

66. well you are very young

practice makes perfect etc

[JohnKleeb]

72. very young? I am a junior in high school and I leave in a few mins for a

Yes, I am quite young but nah not really. When youre eligible to smoke next year legally, its no big deal. :shrug: honest I get uncomfortable if others are flirting around me. PS: if you wanna see how pathenic I am, check out that pickup line thread and the one I made.

[PopSixSquish]

102. As a Southern Woman...

I learned to flirt at an early age. And I'm an equal opportunity flirter too since I appreciate beauty in all it's forms.

A smile, a wink, a touch, a kiss on the cheek, it's all good. So to all my DU compatriots

:) ;) :hug: :*

[La Lioness Priyanka]

104. more yummies :)

[arcane1]

121. right back to ya PSS

:) ;) :hug: :*

southern liberal women, gotta love em! :)

[President_G_W_Bush]

108. I try to. Unfortunately, all the hotties are turning out to be liberals.

[terrya]

113. You're not attracted to Ann Coulter???

Or Laura Ingraham?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

118. lol

:puke:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

109. Can't remember for sure

been too long

[La Lioness Priyanka]

111. ohh why ? *batting pretty lashes*

[Beer Snob-50]

115. I love flirting

and I love being flirted with. Good for one's ego also. A smile in the direction of a cute woman and you could make her whole day.

[frank frankly]

130. once you know how to do it, it is hard not to flirt sometimes & it is fun!

i mean, once you get rolling, a grin does it all.

not a smile, a GRIN!

;)

[arcane1]

132. and sometimes...

an evilgrin :evilgrin:

[nickgutierrez]

140. It's all about the evil grin

:evilgrin:

If you have that down, you're a master.

[arcane1]

165. born with it

:evilgrin:

[frank frankly]

170. this is so very very true

i'm made many a sally blush by grinning

such a naughty exciting thing to grin like that

[frank frankly]

167. oh yes

if you know about the *grin*, then you know what flirting is all about!

[leftist_rebel1569]

133. hell yes!

It's fun, even if it means nothing. It's just no one flirts with me anymore :(

[Marius]

136. "Your dad must be a terrorist cuz DAYUM! You're da bomb!"

I'm such a stud. ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

150. ohh yes you are!

[Marius]

152. I like the sarcasm.

;) :)

[Marius]

161. Hey...if you're bored today...

how about we go out tonight so I could give you sweet thang a good time? ;) :P :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

168. lol

i would but again the flight is looong...//

[arcane1]

174. story of my life, there, LP

but I moved to Cali for some reason, where ALL the flights are long :silly:

[Skittles]

137. attention without intention? Sure

:thumbsup:

[jpgray]

142. A bad flirt is like fingernails on a chalkboard. (nt)

[skypilot]

143. Flirting is about the only action I get anymore.

So I take advantage of every oppurtunity to flirt.;-) :9

[La Lioness Priyanka]

187. i am sure thats not true :)

[ewagner]

147. It's just fun

Being married, I don't want to fall off of the "fidelity wagon", but flirting is almost as much fun as you can have without being unfaithful.

It's never going to lead to anything (in my mind) but the back-n-forth and witty sparing is always fun.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

154. me too

the fidelity wagon is difficult to stay on...but so far so good

[ewagner]

158. Haven't fallen off

uummm....but I did "drag my feet" once.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

159. what does that mean?

that was a pres. clinton type response

[ewagner]

162. It means

that about 10 years ago I was very very tempted but couldn't bring myself to do it........truth....no parsing.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

171. i am always tempted...especially

if there is sugar involved....yummmy!! i looove sugar

[ewagner]

175. You remind me

of how much I enjoy being around free-spirited people....people free enough to enjoy flirting and the company, wit, and humor of others!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

178. why thank you

purrrrrrrrrrr

[Lizz612]

164. I'm 18

I study, sleep, hang with friends, post/read online, eat, chat and flirt. Thats in order of time spent on each. What else would a freshman at college do?:shrug:

[arcane1]

166. well, you left out "party"

but that could be included in pretty much all the other things :)

[Nikia]

169. I don't know if I understand flirting

This is one area that makes me me think that I might have Asperger's.
I enjoy talking to attractive men. I talk and don't think anything that way about that. If I look at them suggestively, it is purely unconscious. I usually think someone is flirting with me. Sometimes, some guy will make a comment that I am uncomfortable with and I will feel harassed. There are some guys who I feel more comfortable with who could say similiar things and I'd be alright with it. Maybe, that is flirting but I don't usually think of it that way.
My husband talks comfortably to most people. When he worked in retail sales, coworkers accused him of flirting with female customers. He saw it as just talking to them and being nice.
I suppose that my husband and I flirt with each other. We are overly obvious though like the kind of things a phone sex line worker would say to you. I would never say stuff to other guys like that.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

172. thats so cute...

yes there are things i say to my girl that i would not say to anyone...i have been accused of vulgarity by her many a time...

[CrownPrinceBandar]

173. Not very good at it....

the whole subtlety thing has seemed to just pass me by.

[camero]

176. I just like to make people laugh

Sometimes I'm better at it than other times. I especially like to make women laugh. Which usually involves posting my pic. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

177. is your pic really funny?

[camero]

179. Just when I put a green hat on.

then I look like a Keebler elf. :D

[arcane1]

180. Mr Kucinich, is that you??

:silly:

DK is god, no flames please :)

[camero]

182. Hmm I probably could pass for him

I wonder if he needs a double? :silly:

[arcane1]

184. we need as many of him as we can get

only on DU can a flirting thread devolve into a Kucinich coversation :)

[camero]

185. lol

I'll just take his spot in the find a first lady contest and give him the finalists. :D

Edit: Every game needs a good set-up man ya know? :)

[arcane1]

186. lol, there ya go!!

:bounce:


1st ladies are hard to come by lately :evilfrown:

[blondeatlast]

181. I'm a shameless flirt, and Mr. Blonde likes it even if I'm not

flirting with him.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

183. mr. blond is a lucky man

will he like it if you flirt with me? and from your thread i know that you are sexy :)