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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 10:43 PM
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PSA for women. The latest scam. Don't show them your tits!
The latest scam is men going door to door, warning of a particularly nasty outbreak of Lyme Disease due to an overpopulation of ticks in the area.

They are offering free breast inspections to women, to determine whether they are infected. So you must undress down to the waist.

Don't fall for this! It's a SCAM! They just want to see your tits!

Concerned men, please warn your mates. And women, please pass on this urgent warning to every female you know.

Whew! I hope I warned you in time.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 11:22 PM
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1. Please keep this kicked. I'd hate to see women fall for this.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 08:51 AM
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14. That makes one of us.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:00 AM
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17. Yes. Note to ladies of the lounge
Dr. Strange's doctorate in boobology is NOT a real medical degree.... :evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:03 AM
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18. I am a doctor!
You WILL respect my authoritie!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:06 AM
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20. Nice Post, Dr. Cartman!
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:12 AM
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21. Hey!
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 06:29 PM
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25. Oh dear!!
:rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 11:23 PM
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2. They came to my door, but I didn't fall for their little ploy!
I took off my pants instead. That showed 'em.

:P
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 11:30 PM
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3. I guess you did!
:spray:

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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 11:39 PM
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4. I didn't think of that. Hindsight is always better than foresight.
x(
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 01:09 AM
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5. Series!
*sigh*
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 01:13 AM
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6. Good point. A genuine Lyme disease checkup would require a complete disrobing
The lack of thoroughness is the mark of the scammer...
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 01:19 AM
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7. Indeed! And a vaginal exam, at least!
I'm sure glad I didn't fall for this SCAM. I caught my mother just in time too.

Whew!
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Sen. Walter Sobchak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 01:29 AM
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8. Best. Commercial. Ever.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 01:36 AM
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9. Yuk.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 04:54 AM
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10. Quiz later.
That is all.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 04:59 AM
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11. They didn't make me undress...
cuz I wuz already nekkid. :P
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 05:09 AM
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12. I always throw on clothes to answer the door. Scares the postman, ya know.
:P
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 05:46 AM
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13. Oh great
I finally get a job that pays well and has awesome perks...

:hide:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 08:54 AM
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15. Er . . . what about those folks who are offering free prostate exams?
:yoiks:
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 09:27 AM
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16. and those free mustache rides are not what you think!
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:05 AM
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19. Damn. I wish I had seen this yesterday.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 11:06 AM
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22. Bwhahaha!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Hahahahaha!


But, can it be reseen?

Please?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 06:27 PM
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24. Oh no! I was afraid a few women slipped through the cracks.
:P
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 11:31 AM
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23. Tell them you do testicular exams and kick them in the crotch.
As they fall to your porch step writhing and moaning, say, "Yep, you have testicles!" and close the door.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 06:41 PM
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26. You think I'd catch on after the first few times.

God, I always play the fool.

:banghead:

Oh, wait. I'm an exhibitionist. Never mind, we're good.

:woohoo:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 06:43 PM
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27. Please tell me there aren't people falling for this. nt
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 07:57 PM
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30. Never know. Remember the dentist who insisted some lady be topless for a dental exam?
She fell for it. I don't recall all the details, but I think the dentist lost his license over that.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 06:44 PM
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28. Oh no! That wasn't a free inspection?
Shit! I got got!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 06:50 PM
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29. Damn, now I'm Ticked off...
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