What's your favorite day dream?

[ronnykmarshall]

Here's a nice dream I have:

Blow Hard Bill'o, Coulter, Limpballs, KKKlanity and Michael Salvage are racing down the street and they slam right into a van full of Fred Phelps, his horid daughter and the rest of that sick bunch of fucks.

The two vehicles slide into closed gas station and explode! Flames engulf the two vehicles while the occupants burn to death, slowly and painfully.

A second explosion sends debris flying into the air. A large piece of metal is sent rocketing towards Matt Drudge and Laura Ingram and decapitates them.

Prez Hilton is walking past the tragic scene while shoveling a triple decker cheese burger into his trap. Another explosion shocks Prez and he starts to choke on this little snack.

As he falls to the ground a third explosion sends a flaming gas pump into the air and it lands smack down on Hilton as he flops around the sidewalk like a fish out of water. He dies still clutching the cheese burger in one hand and his cell phone in the other.

Did I forget to mention he was talking to Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus on the phone at the time and the sound of the first explosion cause them both to drop dead of heart attacks?

That's my latest "Kill People I Hate" fantasy story and my favorite!

[Arugula Latte]

1. Well, mine is "I move to Italy" ... but I like yours better.

[PeaceNikki]

2. I am humbled by your creativity.

I just wanna go somewhere tropically.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. In the daydream department, I am your mirror image.

But you knew that already.

[femmocrat]

3. Retirement. And a beach house in NC.

Yours is much more creative (if strangely violent)!

[amyrose2712]

4. NICE! BUt, I was thinking working as a hydrologist somewhere in South America.

[jellen]

5. winning the lottery

Then getting a cute house in Key West,a condo in NYC, a cabin in Colorado, being totally happy forever.

[Neoma]

6. I'm embarrassed about mine because it was based on star trek.

Fan fiction is better in your head.

[SoxFan]

8. Remember "Spaceman Spiff" from Calvin & Hobbes?

Yeah, that pretty much has it covered from about 1977 onward!

[ronnykmarshall]

12. I love Calvin!!

His snowmen were the best.

[Lilith Velkor]

9. I get a decent job, doing something useful

At that job, there are no office politicians, because anyone who tries that shit gets fired. I am allowed to do my job in peace.

After work, I get to go home to my very own apartment, where I live alone with a cat or two.

Someone I like - a decent human being who is not a psychopath - actually loves me, and says so out loud. I tell him or her I return that love, and they don't freak out or run away.

[Parche]

10. being with the one i lust

[BarbaRosa]

11. I hear someone say,

I have a ton of extra money, where's BarbaRosa.