So, I was trying to get into the Dick's sporting goods site

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

And I learned it's not dicks.com.

Whoops.

[flvegan]

1. Yeah, right.

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I'm series

I was trying to see what they offered in rods. The selection sucked, though.

[flvegan]

6. Ummm...I'll be in my bunk.

[bluedigger]

2. You bookmarked.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I did not

[J-Lo Biafra]

5. My CPA's name is Harry Beaver (a delightful Native American man),

you can imagine the embarrassment when I misspelled the name of his web domain!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Radio Lady, is that you?

[J-Lo Biafra]

12. LOL.

:evilgrin:

No, but a heck of an impressionist.

[RiffRandell]

8. Well, I went to the store the other day and they were Dick's.

I even called before looking for this batting training thing for my son and they're like yeah we have it. They're located in the mall, which I despise, they don't have it and it took me about 10 minutes so find someone to "help" me....to say they don't have it.

T

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I try to avoid the one by me

I got snarked at by a high school student last year informing that they had fishing combos on sale for $25 better than an rod/reel I could put together (presumably because I do not have a penis). I felt like screaming at him, "douchebag, I have fishing trophies, and I'm looking to spend a couple hundred bucks on a rod & reel, and you're trying to sell me a rod for little kids."

The old guy in the gun dept is nice, though.

[RiffRandell]

13. I called my husband after I left all pissed off and told them what

unhelpful douchebags they were. I ordered the batting thing over the internets when I got home, it came yesterday.

[Inchworm]

9. Don't try to check out the whitehouse

at whitehouse.com while you try to show non-internet savvy types how easy it is to get any information you want either.

Embaraskin!

:hi:

[Richard Steele]

11. It could have been so much worse, trust me:

My ex-girlfriend's family were very into "Scuba Diving".

Her mom wanted me to help pick out a gift for a family member,
and it was going to be a surprise gift, so she and I were alone
in the house when she went online and Googled the phrase "water sports".

"dicks.com" is NOTHING compared to the first 10,000 hits for "water sports".
Man, I used to think I was a sick thwisted perv...I'm feeling much better now.