Why should I trust you?

[MilesColtrane]

I'll be back later to evaluate.

[Droopy]

1. Because I'm the only one you've got right now

So you don't have much of a choice now do you?

[MilesColtrane]

3. You've got a point.

I'll trust you until I find someone to keep an eye on you...then someone to keep and eye on him...then someone to keep an eye on that person...etc...

[Incitatus]

2. Trust me, you shouldn't trust me. nt

[MilesColtrane]

6. So, if you're telling the truth, you're not trustworthy.

If you're lying, you're a trustworthy liar, which is an oxymoron.

Not trusting you seems to be the way to go.

[Callalily]

4. Because, I've

never lied to you before, ever - never!

btw - a friend cut a CD for me from an original vinyl of Miles Ahead. No breaks (as I suspect you already know), just Miles et alia. 38:38 minutes.

Ohhhhh . . . think I'll play it right now.

And yes, I'll enjoy!

[MilesColtrane]

8. Anybody who likes that album is trustworthy.

[Deja Q]

5. Because my belly is larger than yours.

:P

[MilesColtrane]

9. Doubtful.

Some mornings I feel like I'm beginning to generate gravity.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Dude, you fuckin' shouldn't.

:crazy:

[MilesColtrane]

11. There are degrees of trust though.

I trust that you will post another comment somewhere on DU at some point.

I don't trust you with my checking acct. and routing #.

Finding the point in between is the key.

Would you watch my beer at the bar while I go to the can without drinking it or spitting in it?

[Orrex]

10. 'Cause I'm chillin' like a villain

What else could you need?

[MilesColtrane]

12. I can't trust your appraisement of the effects of villainy upon one's blood pressure.

Cheney seemed pretty uptight, what with the undisclosed bunker and all.

And, Tony Montana? Getthefuckouttahere...

[qnr]

13. Why would I care? I trust myself. Note that I don't mean that in a rude sense,

just as a genuine feeling.

[MilesColtrane]

16. There is absolutely no reason for you to care.

[Jamastiene]

14. Because everyone that knows me knows I'm true.

I am one of those dyed-in-the-wool true blue people. I love my friends.

[MilesColtrane]

18. Character references are always good to have...

...just in case you're ever framed by a one-armed drifter.

[cloudbase]

15. My name isn't Bernie.

Honest.

[MilesColtrane]

19. Yep, Madoff has ruined it for all of those honest used car dealers out there named Bernie.

[skygazer]

17. You shouldn't

I'm a complete stranger on an internet message board. If you trust me, you're an idiot. Of course, I am completely trustworthy but you don't know that. :hi:

[MilesColtrane]

20. Shoot... I was going to ask you to babysit my large Kroger bag of unmarked bills.

But, that would be idiotic of me. :hi: