Dane Cook Sucks.

[Symarip]

Dane Cook is the Ryan Seacrest of stand up comedy.

[960]

1. That's really a horrible thing to say.

Even Ryan Seacrest shouldn't be compared to Dane Cook.

[SPKrazy]

2. blasphemy

you will certainly be punished by someone

Dane Cook is the funniest comedian around

[Symarip]

4. I've liked him in a few films here and there

But his stand up is fucking horrible. It's simply not funny.

And My Best Friend's Girlfriend was the worst fucking movie ever made.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. This much is true. nt

[jobycom]

5. We're going to rename you Symarrrrrip.

In honor of the Lounge Crusty Old Curmudgeons King. :rofl:

And yeah, he does suck, though why so many people spend so much time whining about what they don't like instead of enjoying what they do, I'll never understand.

[Symarip]

6. I like Dave Attell

He's quite funny.

[Skittles]

7. I like Dave Attell too

f*** all the naysayers

[jobycom]

17. Woohoo!

See, and now I've got someone new to look up. Thanks!

[Initech]

31. Dave Attell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dane Cook

His standup album "Skanks For The Memories" is fuckin' hilarious. You shoulda hung out man!!!

[mcctatas]

8. Is this your water is wet post of the day?

[GOPisEvil]

9. Yeah, not a fan.

I guess I just don't get his style.

But hey, he has fans, so good for him I guess.

[Shell Beau]

10. I am pretty sure you won't get any arguments on this one!!

Hey someone we finally agree on!! :woohoo:

I knew you weren't completely out of it! :P ;)

[jobycom]

18. Yeah, those who disagree probably couldn't have read his post in the first place.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

11. I like Brian Regan and Patton Oswalt myself

David Cross is good too. And I admit it, I like Ron White.

[elshiva]

12. Have you seen the film "Good Luck Chuck?"

Truly awful.

[Symarip]

13. It can't be any worse than My Best Friend's Girlfriend

I think Meatballs 2 was a greater cinematic feat.

[elshiva]

15. I haven't seen My Best Friend's Girlfriend, but Good Luck Chuck

is truly terrible. Cook plays a guy that all the women want to fuck because the next guy they meet will be their husband. Not even female nudity or Jessica Alba in panties makes it worth watching.

[jeff30997]

20. Jessica Alba in panties ?

Googling...

...


There!








Now there's no need for me to endure the pain of seeing that movie.:)

PS:Thanks for the tip.I'll find those scenes on youtube,hehehe.

[arcadian]

14. Dane Cook doesn't suck.

He sucks ass.

[nytemare]

16. He is unfunny to me.

And, he likes to steal jokes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3_ZYYE9II

This is coming from a person who loves a good comedian.

[Orsino]

23. I haven't figured out why his audiences are laughing.

I've been unable to get more than a faint smile from his act, which doesn't seem to contain any actual jokes.

[skypilot]

24. Does his audience actually laugh?

My exposure to him is limited. I rented a DVD of one of his stand-up shows just to see what the fuss was about. One thing I noticed about this particular show was that audience would simply applaud at the parts where people would usually laugh. I'm not sure what they were applauding for but that seemed to be the way they would respond to him. It was very odd. I didn't find him funny at all.

[Orsino]

27. Well, I thought that's what I was hearing.

On the XM comedy channels, he seems to get laughs. I've seen a bit of a concert film on Comedy Central, too. The audience was definitely laughing at something--perhaps the idea of the comedian Cook is trying to be, fine-tuning his act via MySpace to mention everything his followers want to hear?

I took him for a collegiate Larry the Cable Guy.

[skypilot]

28. the "idea" of the comedian he is trying to be.

It's interesting you should say that. The impression I got from this particular audience was that they were responding to a kind of "attitude" or demeanor that Cook projected when he performed. I can't imagine that they were responding to anything that was actually coming out of his mouth. The bits that I heard didn't even seem to have a punchline--or a point. He just had a particular kind of delivery (not a funny one, mind you) that these folks responded to. I keep saying that the audience responded to him because, like I said earlier, they didn't quite laugh.

[Orsino]

30. Not a comedian, then, but a comic impersonator. Hmm.

It must take some kind of talent to do that without jokes. Perhaps even a unique one. :shrug:

[nytemare]

35. It took me a while to like Sara Silverman's comedy

I suppose her humor is challenging, and seems to point out the ridiculousness of stereotypes. I liked her idea with "The Great Schlep".

Dane Cook, on the other hand, is just not funny to me. I'm not sure if he just tries too hard to the point of seeming unnatural, or what.

[PittPoliSci]

19. he sucks and he's a thief.

thief, hack, prostitute, etc. you choose the adjective.

[Lucian]

21. Duh.

You aren't just figuring this out, are you?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. YOU JUST NOW

figured this out?

I thought you kept up with this shit. :eyes:

Dane Cook sucks.

[Iggo]

25. Water wet. Sky blue. Bacon delicious.

[LynneSin]

26. The other title you could give this thread: "Point out the fucking obvious"

:eyes:

[Regret My New Name]

29. I never found him too funny...

But ehnn, we all have different tastes.

[Initech]

32. Him, Carlos Mencia, Bill Engvall,, and Larry The Cable Guy are the comedians from hell.

Or to use Bill Hicks' phrasing - "they are demons set loose on the earth to lower the standards". :puke:

[AlCzervik]

33. He was good in "Mr. Brooks" because---spoiler--

he got killed.

[KamaAina]

34. Locking. Not LBN.

:P

[Montauk6]

36. The "BOY! Those French REAAAALLLY LOVE Jerry Lewis!" of the New Millenium